| Date | Hash | Run | Hares | Location |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24 Oct 2026 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2089 |  NOT LONG ENOUGH NOT HARD ENOUGH |
Ban Lipon Ridge - Northeast of Heroines Monument Head North of Heroines for approx 3.7 km. At the first set of traffic lights turn RIGHT. Head east approx 1.4 km and turn RIGHT HHH. Drive through the village for approx. 1.6. km and take the sharp, tight turn LEFT HHH. Follow the narrow road for approx 2 km, under the power lines where we've laagered befoe, and up the steep hill. When the road turns to gravel, continue for another few hundred meters to the laager on the RIGHT, or maybe the LEFT Hare Note: GPS may try to take you from the Paklok side. You can do this easy enough with four wheel drive, but otherwise follow the directions above instead of letting the GPS bring you up a very gnarly hill... For those coming from the north, turn LEFT HHH at the first set of traffic lights after Thalang Homepro. Follow as above. GPS ::Click Here |
| 25 Oct 2026 @ 15:00 PM | Bike | 260 |  RUBBERTOE CAMPARILong Lae Market at Kalai on the way to Phang Nga | Drive to the north and cross the bridge. Continue for about 20 km (passing the 2 series of traffic lights) and turn left at the Kalai intersection (HHH). After 600 meters turn left again (HHH) and follow the road for 2 km. The laager is under the palm plantation used as a parking of the Long Lae Market (HHH) GPS ::Click Here |
| 27 Oct 2026 @ 15:30 PM | Kamala Koma | 282 |  NO MORAL COMPASS HONEY BUN |
Thalang area Usual A to B run with a shortcut for the walkers. On On at Kin Dee Pizzeria Note: No bus from Patong Bus: Kamala 14:30 Cherngtalay 15:00 Kindee pizzeria 15:10 |
| 31 Oct 2026 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2090 |  ULTIMATE FUCKING CUNT FIX HER UP (VH) FUNGUS |
Air & Sea café - Mai Khao Go North on Thepkasattri road. 800 meters passed the old airport road junction, turn left (HHH) on to 3033 road. Follow the road for approximately 1 km and turn left (HHH) and go to the top Just before Air & Sea restaurant at the top turn right and park on the left along the road https://maps.app.goo.gl/aRHEW5mDqW1uVoTW8 Laager is located behind the restaurant. Amazing view and good food at the restaurant are guaranteed. GPS ::Click Here |
| 04 Nov 2026 @ 15:00 PM | Tinmen | 458 |  SWOLLEN COLON |
Location: Tbc |
| 07 Nov 2026 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2091 |  MURKURY THUMB IN THE BUM |
Location: Tbc |
| 11 Nov 2026 @ 16:00 PM | Iron Pussy | 270 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 12 Nov 2026 @ 15:00 PM | PH3 | MARAUD #70 & AGPU |
Southern Phuket Contact Butt plug, Fungus or Manneken pis for details.
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| 14 Nov 2026 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2092 | SWOLLEN COLON |
Location: Tbc |
| 15 Nov 2026 @ 15:00 PM | Pooying | 421 |  BUTT PLUG THUMB IN THE BUM |
Location: Tbc |
| 21 Nov 2026 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2093 |  BUNNYKEN PIS JUST IN BEAVER YA BA |
Kata View Point - Karon view point - Sabai Corner From Kata drive the coast [4030] road toward Rawai. Past Kata View Point 20 m turn RIGHT HHH. Follow HHH to laager. From Rawai & Naiharn, at the 3-way intersection on Saiyuan drive along the mountain road toward Kata 2.34 km and turn LEFT HHH. Follow HHH to laager. (Beer truck will be placed.) Park on the road. Please feel free to eat great local Thai food here as it would be appreciated. GPS ::Click Here |
| 22 Nov 2026 @ 15:00 PM | Bike | 261 | CAMPARI| Parking of the Lutheran Church 8 km after the bridge | Drive to the north and cross the bridge. Continue for about 9 km and make the U turn before the big intersection with the road to Kokloi, Drive back for about 1,3 km and turn left in the small soi (HHH). GPS ::Click Here |
| 24 Nov 2026 @ 16:00 PM | Kamala Koma | 283 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 28 Nov 2026 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2094 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 02 Dec 2026 @ 15:00 PM | Tinmen | 459 | MURKURY B.C. FUNGUS |
Location: Tbc |
| 05 Dec 2026 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2095 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 09 Dec 2026 @ 16:00 PM | Iron Pussy | 271 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 12 Dec 2026 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2096 |  BJORN TO RUN WHY NOT ME ERECTOR (VH) SPERMBANK (VH) |
Location: Tbc |
| 13 Dec 2026 @ 15:00 PM | Pooying | 422 |  LA LASAGNA BUNNYKEN PIS |
Rawai area OnOn at Shakers |
| 19 Dec 2026 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2097 |  LUCKY LEK B.C. FUNGUS |
Chalong Dam Reservoir - Gated House With View From Chalong circle drive north on Chaofa west 3.4 km. At the yellow TOA/ CAPTAIN paint store turn LEFT HHH. Continue around the temple and follow HHH to the laager HHH at a private gated property along the ring road at the back of the reservoir. From Central Festival, drive south on Chaofa west towards Chalong. 800 meters after the TOT traffic lights, turn RIGHT HHH at the TOA/CAPTAIN yellow paint shop. Follow as above. Hare Note: Park along the road and walk up to the house. Only the GM, registration, impedimenta and privileged in the laager. GPS ::Click Here |
| 20 Dec 2026 @ 15:00 PM | Bike | 262 | Visit Phuket Mountain Bike Website for details. | |
| 26 Dec 2026 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2098 |  TOOTSIE WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE FUCK SONGROI BAHTS |
Location: Tbc |
| 29 Dec 2026 @ 16:00 PM | Kamala Koma | 284 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 01 Jan 2027 @ 15:00 PM | Tinmen | 460 | FUNGUS B.C. |
Location: Tbc |
| 02 Jan 2027 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2099 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 09 Jan 2027 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2100 | SWOLLEN COLON |
Location: Tbc |
| 13 Jan 2027 @ 16:00 PM | Iron Pussy | 272 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 16 Jan 2027 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2101 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 17 Jan 2027 @ 15:00 PM | Pooying | 423 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 23 Jan 2027 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2102 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 24 Jan 2027 @ 15:00 PM | Bike | 263 |  THE CORONERLocation: Tbc | |
| 26 Jan 2027 @ 16:00 PM | Kamala Koma | 285 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 30 Jan 2027 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2103 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 03 Feb 2027 @ 16:00 PM | Tinmen | 461 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 06 Feb 2027 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2104 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 10 Feb 2027 @ 16:00 PM | Iron Pussy | 273 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 13 Feb 2027 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2105 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 14 Feb 2027 @ 15:00 PM | Pooying | 424 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 20 Feb 2027 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2106 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 21 Feb 2027 @ 16:00 PM | Bike | 264 | Visit Phuket Mountain Bike Website for details. | |
| 23 Feb 2027 @ 16:00 PM | Kamala Koma | 286 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 27 Feb 2027 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2107 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 03 Mar 2027 @ 16:00 PM | Tinmen | 462 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 06 Mar 2027 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2108 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 10 Mar 2027 @ 16:00 PM | Iron Pussy | 274 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 13 Mar 2027 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2109 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 14 Mar 2027 @ 15:00 PM | Pooying | 425 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 20 Mar 2027 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2110 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 21 Mar 2027 @ 16:00 PM | Bike | 265 | Visit Phuket Mountain Bike Website for details. | |
| 27 Mar 2027 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2111 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 30 Mar 2027 @ 16:00 PM | Kamala Koma | 287 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 03 Apr 2027 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2112 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 07 Apr 2027 @ 16:00 PM | Tinmen | 463 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 10 Apr 2027 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2113 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 14 Apr 2027 @ 16:00 PM | Iron Pussy | 275 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 17 Apr 2027 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2114 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 18 Apr 2027 @ 15:00 PM | Pooying | 426 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 24 Apr 2027 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2115 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 25 Apr 2027 @ 16:00 PM | Bike | 266 | Visit Phuket Mountain Bike Website for details. | |
| 27 Apr 2027 @ 16:00 PM | Kamala Koma | 288 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 01 May 2027 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2116 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 05 May 2027 @ 16:00 PM | Tinmen | 464 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 08 May 2027 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2117 | BJORN TO RUN MANNEKEN PIS |
Location: Tbc |
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