Hareline Page

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Date Hash Run Hares Location
18 Aug 2018 @ 15:00 PM Bike 171AGPU WEEKEND AGPU WEEKEND
CAMPARI CAMPARI
 Ao Luek - Krabi
Another AGPU is upon us Hashers! The days and months have really flown by!! We return to PN Mountain Resort for a weekend of fun, beers and hashing! Little has changed at the resort since our last AGPU there. Except for the addition of two water slides.
The hotel has a no dogs policy
Rooms: 600thb.
Booking Information: Email the hotel direct. Very important you say the booking is for "Phuket MTB Hash"!!
Payment: Pay cash at checkin.
Website: http://www.pnmountainresortkrabi.com/
Program information to follow.
GM On! On!
18 Aug 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1698 LESSER DIPSHIT LESSER DIPSHIT
COPPER SAN COPPER SAN (VH)
 Kathu - In front of J.C. house
Coming from Patong, turn RIGHT HHH into the soi beside the Family Mart at the bottom of hill on the Kathu side, just before the divided roadway begins. Wind in about 500 m and reaching the T-junction, turn RIGHT HHH. Continue 300 m and turn LEFT HHH at the abandoned elephant camp on your right.
Coming from Chalong head toward Patong. Beyond the Kathu Go-Kart track make a LEFT HHH at the end of the divided roadway onto the soi beside the Family Mart. Continue as above.
Bus Kamala 14:30   Patong 15:00   Chalong
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25 Aug 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1699 MURKURY MURKURY
RAMPANT RABBIT RAMPANT RABBIT
 Kathu - Shell station
From Patong continue past the CalTex station then the Kathu intersection headed toward Bypass/Tesco. A few meters before the Shell fuel station turn LEFT HHH into a concrete soi and further on a short distance to the laager HHH. From the main Tesco/Bypass junction head toward Patong. Just past the Shell station turn RIGHT HHH and continue to the laager.
Bus Kamala 14:45   Patong 15:15   Chalong
28 Aug 2018 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 191 SINGHA SINGHA
RAMPANT RABBIT RAMPANT RABBIT
 Top Secret
Ask Rabbit where the run is. Most likely he will be throwing paper all over the following Saturday's trail.
On on is at Kokosnuss in Kamala.
Bus Patong 14:30   Kamala 15:00  
01 Sep 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1700 FUNGUS FUNGUS
J.C. J.C.
 Kathu - Tessaban One School nearby Phuket Mining Museum
From Kathu Caltex station toward Loch Palm Golf continue past Kathu Waterfall light approximately 400 m then turn LEFT toward British International School & Phuket Mining Museum. Continue 3.8 km and turn RIGHT HHH into School area & laager site.
From Rt 402 turn on Rt 3030 continue past British International school toward Loch Palm. Beyond the Mining Museum 100 m turn LEFT HHH into the Tessaban school & laager site.
05 Sep 2018 @ 16:00 PM Tinmen 361 MURKURY MURKURY
TOO OLD TO FUCK TOO OLD TO FUCK
 Kathu Red Mountain Area
No idea what buses are picking up who, where, or at what times. Good luck Tinmen. This may or may not be updated prior to September 5th.
08 Sep 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1701 SINGHA SINGHA
NO HOPE NO HOPE
 Tanyapura
Continue north from the traffic lights in the center of Thalang for approx 2.4km.  Approx 300m before the Old Airport Road Traffic lights take the U turn (No HHH sign) and come back towards Thalang for 400m (NO U-Turn at the lights allowed).
Turn left at the HHH sign and head east for 2.8 km. Turn right just before the pylons (HHH sign) and the laager is in the date palms.
Park in the date palms, NOT in the vegetable garden by the pylon. Beer Truck will be marked.
Cars with low grounding park on the road
Bus Patong 14.30   Kamala 15:00   Chalong
12 Sep 2018 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 182 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
15 Sep 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1702 MANNEKEN PIS MANNEKEN PIS
MURKURY MURKURY
 Location: Tbc
16 Sep 2018 @ 16:00 PM Pooying 342 LESSER DIPSHIT LESSER DIPSHIT
COPPER SAN COPPER SAN
 Location: Tbc
22 Sep 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1703 NOT LONG ENOUGH NOT LONG ENOUGH
FUNGUS FUNGUS
 Cherngtalay - Manik Dam
From the south turn west [4025] at Heroines towards Cherng Talay. After approx 3.4 km turn LEFT HHH into (very narrow) Soi Moo 1. Follow HHH signs to Laager. From Cherng Talay Police Station head east for approximately 3.54 km then turn right into Moo 1 HHH follow the directions as above.
*Parachutes optional
Bus Patong 14:45   Kamala 15.15   Chalong
23 Sep 2018 @ 16:00 PM Bike 172CAMPARI CAMPARI
FARTER FARTER
 Phang Nga
25 Sep 2018 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 192 THE MIGHTY QUIM THE MIGHTY QUIM
 Location: Tbc
29 Sep 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1704 MURKURY MURKURY
 Location: Tbc
03 Oct 2018 @ 16:00 PM Tinmen 362 THE MIGHTY QUIM THE MIGHTY QUIM
 Location: Tbc
06 Oct 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1705 WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE
 Location: Tbc
10 Oct 2018 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 183 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
13 Oct 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1706 SINGHA SINGHA
NO HOPE NO HOPE
 Thalang Showgrounds
Head north from Heroines Monument towards Thalang. At the main traffic lights in Thalang turn left back towards Cherng Talay (NO HHH sign). After approximately 600 m turn right on the sharp bend (HHH sign), follow the road towards the airport for approximately 900m and turn left into the Showgrounds (HHH sign). Follow the road around to the laager. Beer Truck will be marked. Dog washing facilities available.
From Cherng Talay turn left at the police station traffic lights and head towards Thalang. Turn left at the sharp bend marked as the airport shortcut just before entering Thalang (HHH sign) Follow the road as above.
Bus Patong 14.30   Kamala 15.00   Chalong
14 Oct 2018 @ 16:00 PM Pooying 343 MANNEKEN PIS MANNEKEN PIS
 Location: Tbc
20 Oct 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1707 ANY TIME ANY TIME
LONG TIME LONG TIME
FUNGUS FUNGUS
RAMPANT RABBIT RAMPANT RABBIT
 Location: Tbc
21 Oct 2018 @ 16:00 PM Bike 173Visit Phuket Mountain Bike Website for details.
27 Oct 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1708 MANNEKEN PIS MANNEKEN PIS
BUNNYKEN PIS BUNNYKEN PIS
 Location: Tbc
30 Oct 2018 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 193 CARLOS THE SEX TOURIST CARLOS THE SEX TOURIST
 Location: Tbc
03 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1709 NOT LONG ENOUGH NOT LONG ENOUGH
 Location: Tbc
07 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM Tinmen 363 MANNEKEN PIS MANNEKEN PIS
 Location: Tbc
10 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1710 WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE
 Location: Tbc
14 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 184 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
17 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1711 SINGHA SINGHA
NO HOPE NO HOPE
 Location: Tbc
18 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM Pooying 344 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
24 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1712 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc