Hareline Page

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Date Hash Run Hares Location
20 Oct 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1707 ANY TIME ANY TIME
LONG TIME LONG TIME
FUNGUS FUNGUS
RAMPANT RABBIT RAMPANT RABBIT
HARD ON HARD ON
Kamala Viewpoint
Heading from Patong toward Kamala past the Naka police checkpoint 800 meters turn RIGHT (HHH) and drive to the summit. Laager is on the left, park along the road. From Kamala you can use the roads within town to reach the laager or head toward Patong. Past the summit approx 900 meters make a sharp LEFT (HHH) and climb to the summit and laager.
*In his first ruling since being affirmed to the US Supreme Court, Justice Brett Kavanaugh has shocked the world and declared the decision to bar Fungus from haring as unconsitutional. All bets are off for run 1707. Hash at your own risk.
Bus Patong 15:00   Kamala 15:30  
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21 Oct 2018 @ 15:00 PM Bike 173SHIT.COM SHIT.COM
FRIAR FUCK FRIAR FUCK
Over the bridge
Lager: Beach.
Misdirections : From Sarasin Bridge travel north for 1.9km turn left(HHH). Follow the road for 1.7km until you reach the laager.
Flat and mostly dry trail. Bring your swimming attire. Some shelter available....
On On!
23 Oct 2018 @ 15:00 PM PH3 2nd PhiPhi H3 run Phi Phi Island
2nd PhiPhi H3 run. 
Doing the 2nd Phi Phi hash house harriers run on Tuesday October 23rd 2018.
Meeting 11.45 -1500 at Irish Bar (Dubliners Jordan), Phi Phi Don Island 5 minutes from the main pier. 
It’s an A to B run on Phi Phi Don Island with one longtail leg and 1 main circle with good meal, down downs.
750THB includes singlet, (if requested in time) meal, longtail transfer on the run, down downs, ice. (600THB no shirt). (No cars. Everyone pays drinker price.)
All small beers at 70THB (the locals price) at Irish during he apres.
I would like to know your numbers as soon as possible to get singlets. 
Loads of Phuket Hashers coming over to join Phi Phi and Isle of Wight hashers.

Getting there.
You need to get on the morning ferry 0900 from Phuket, Rasada Pier Phuket Town on Tuesday 23rd October.
 
Accommodation offer.
Coco s Guesthouse (1 star) pdr123@gmail.com while rooms last.
How many rooms? Double or twin?
Check In Tuesday 23rd October (Day of Hash)?
Check Out Wednesday 24th October.?
Fan Room. 350 THB , per room per night. 
AC Room 500 THB, per room per night.
Pay on arrival.
Or sort accomadtion by your normal route.
 
Philthy Pisshead
pdr123@gmail.com

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27 Oct 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1708 MANNEKEN PIS MANNEKEN PIS
BUNNYKEN PIS BUNNYKEN PIS
CLITMAS PUSSY CLITMAS PUSSY
JUNGLE BALLS JUNGLE BALLS
Bangwat Dam Island
From Central Festival intersection follow [4020] past the entrance road to PSU university. Continue almost past the Phuket Counrty Club and turn LEFT HHH into the main entrance of Phuket Counrty Club golf course . Follow HHH signs around the right side of the golf course heading towards Bang Wad dam. Once at the dam, continue driving until laager site (HHH)
From Patong pass through the small town of Thung Thong and turn RIGHT HHH in to Phuket Country Club. Follow as above.
Bus Kamala 14:15   Patong 14:45   Chalong
30 Oct 2018 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 193 CARLOS THE SEX TOURIST CARLOS THE SEX TOURIST
Probably not TBC
Patong at 1500 and Aussie Pub Kamala at 1530 ( no picks chentalay )
03 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1709 NOT LONG ENOUGH NOT LONG ENOUGH
J.C. J.C.
FUNGUS FUNGUS
Anthem Wakepark
07 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM Tinmen 363 MANNEKEN PIS MANNEKEN PIS
TOOTSIE TOOTSIE
The Ghetto
Kata-Rawai
OnOn at Shakers.
10 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1710 WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE
Chaofa West - Klong Krata Reservoir
From Chalong circle take Chaofa West for 3.4 km. Turn left (HHH)towards the temple and dam, after 700 meters turn right (HHH).Laager will be 300 meters further on your right.
From Central Festival, take Chaofa west towards Chalong circle. 800 meters passed the TOT traffic lights, turn right (HHH). Follow as above
*The hare team is the same entire French fuck up hash shit crew as the last French run but currently the runmaster does not know exactly which cunts that all is. Guaranteed to be an excellent run!
Bus Kamala 14.30   Patong 15:00   Chalong
14 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 184 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
17 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1711 SINGHA SINGHA
NO HOPE NO HOPE
Location: Tbc
18 Nov 2018 @ 15:00 PM Pooying 344 SCRUBBER SCRUBBER
PRESIDENT PRESIDENT
Location: Tbc
24 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1712 GORGEOUS YOU WANKER GORGEOUS YOU WANKER
LUCKY LEK LUCKY LEK
FUNGUS FUNGUS
Chaofa West - Klong Krata Reservoir
From Chalong circle take Chaofa West for 3.4 km. Turn left (HHH)towards the temple and dam, after 700 meters turn right (HHH).Laager will be 300 meters further on your right.
From Central Festival, take Chaofa west towards Chalong circle. 800 meters passed the TOT traffic lights, turn right (HHH). Follow as above
Bus Kamala 14.30   Patong 15:00   Chalong
25 Nov 2018 @ 15:00 PM Bike 174Visit Phuket Mountain Bike Website for details.
27 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 194 SWOLLEN COLON SWOLLEN COLON
RAMPANT RABBIT RAMPANT RABBIT
MASTER BAKER MASTER BAKER
Location: Tbc
01 Dec 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1713 RUBBER TOE RUBBER TOE (VH)
Location: Tbc
05 Dec 2018 @ 16:00 PM Tinmen 364 NO HOPE NO HOPE
MASTER BAKER MASTER BAKER
Location: Tbc
08 Dec 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1714 FUNGUS FUNGUS
SAINT BLOW JOB SAINT BLOW JOB
Paklok
12 Dec 2018 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 185 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
15 Dec 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1715 MURKURY MURKURY
Location: Tbc
16 Dec 2018 @ 15:00 PM Pooying 345 MISTER FISTER MISTER FISTER
Location: Tbc
22 Dec 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1716 SINGHA SINGHA
NO HOPE NO HOPE
Location: Tbc
23 Dec 2018 @ 15:00 PM Bike 175Visit Phuket Mountain Bike Website for details.
25 Dec 2018 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 195 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
29 Dec 2018 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1717 GORGEOUS YOU WANKER GORGEOUS YOU WANKER
LUCKY LEK LUCKY LEK
FUNGUS FUNGUS
Location: Tbc
02 Jan 2019 @ 16:00 PM Tinmen 365 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
05 Jan 2019 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1718 NOTHING NOTHING
TOO OLD TO FUCK TOO OLD TO FUCK
Location: Tbc
09 Jan 2019 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 186 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
12 Jan 2019 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1719 LUCKY LEK LUCKY LEK
Location: Tbc
13 Jan 2019 @ 15:00 PM Pooying 346 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
19 Jan 2019 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1720 DR. FUCKING JEKYLL DR. FUCKING JEKYLL
Location: Tbc