Pole Position got us started by thanking our Hares. JC not being here AGAIN, Narheman stood in for him along side Paper .Mexican jokes were bounty full! JC was arrested last week and the policeman asked him why he kept beating his wife. JC said..well i'd say it's because I have a significant weight advantage, longer reach and better footwork!
I told some stories from the IRON PUSSY last week. Few of the girls came in. Woodpecker works hard hosting her hotels, Mind The Gap works hard sewing for a living, Scrubber cleans all the washing, Bum Scrapper pulls the pints at the little Ex Pat for her keep. And Pole Position... She's just come back from ANOTHER holiday, meeting Thai super stars ,rubbing shoulders with the Hollywood elite and shopping in Rodeo Dive in Beverley Hills..she works hard too....in bed, fucking Not Cleaver!
Twice Nightly and President(our 2 lesbians). What you call an Irish lesbian..A gaylick! And so they went on in the same vain! Blue Harlot and Teachers Pet. BH's daughter came home from school and said..Dad i've just had sex Ed and you lied to me Dad! You said if I had sex before I was 16 my boyfriend would die...Oh he will sweetheart...he will! They chose our Lucy Dip Story..A Helping Hand...when I helped out an old man but got lost and pissed with him, not knowing where the hell my hotel was! I then read out an ode to Blue Harlot...BH runs mile after mile...but we all know he's a fucking Peadofile..etc, etc!
Oh La La and Just Gay were called in to wish them the very best for tomorrow as their baby is to be born in hospital in the morning. Good luck to the three of you from all at the Pooying Hash! All the Yanks in. I told a fat cunt in the States that chasing the American dream does not count as exercise!
Mr Fister got the Hares in as they had told him it was a long one yesterday..what ? it was easy!Blue Harlot got the Hares in..anyone who did it in under 40 mins must be super stars..well done Mr Fister, Fungus and Peanut! Pole Position in, she made BH's day when she ran off paper to have a piss but before you could say banana split she down and back up again! Mr Fister called Fungus and Pole Position in and told us Fungus had wondered how PP had got her shirt that long to the end of her shorts...no it's the same colour inside her shorts Not her shirt you dick! Murkury calls the Hares in..must of been a great paper setting as the front walker came in at the same time as the front runner..who was front walker then...Murkury! Manneken Piss gets Murkury back in..you are full of shit you RAN on the walk you wanker! SADG comes in to tell us...NO RACING ON THE HASH !Oh Yeah in as wel, as she was watching him shower after the Run and she was telling Oh La La's mom she could see his balls!
Know Your Hasher this month is Murkury..Q & A session this month. Murkury first came to Phuket in September 1998, on holiday from Singapore. He was already in the Singapore Hash and his first Run was Changi Village, Singapore. He got his name from Mother Mary, the GM of Loin City Hash...was it because he looked like a roman god? no just fast! His first Pooying was 9 Febuary 2002 from Pig Lick's house in Kamala. His best ever Run was in Bali which was a super long Run...it took him 5 hours 55 mins..but he made it. Thanks Murkury, great to hear about your Hashing, thank you.
We thanked all our workers, Hares, lubricators and Woodpecker for helping out at the last minute to do the food for us. Pole Position thanked us all for coming and closed the circle.
On On, Pole Position and Her Little Helper.