| Pole Position thanked the Hares,
Murkury and Billy Boy (AKA Billy Bird!). There was a complaint last
month that no ladies were in the circle...so today only ladies! As JC
was off shaggin somewhere Paper came in, in his stead! She had told JC
she had smashed the touch sensors on her car, which turned out to be
the wing mirrors! Oh La La in for trying to smuggle her new baby in
without paying( she's preggie!). Twice Nightly in and I asked her to
get her best friend in( thought it would be Once Weekly) but she chose
President. The lesbians told us of the new Hash lesbian shoe, extra
long touge and only needs one finger to get it off! They then chose the
Lucy Dip Story, captain goes down with his ship..about when I sank a
boat in Newport Beach!
Minnie Mouse was our STEWARD today .She started by calling in Pole Position and myself. We rescued a little puppy and PP wanted to keep it but when PP went to the Iron Pussy the little bleeder bit me and I was then the little bleeder..he had to go! All the girls in and their dogs ( no beer for the dogs!)..it's love me- love my dog day! Once weekly and Peanut in. They were talking about big bikes and P said he wanted a big bike...no, no, they are Thai bikes and Thais come off them..too dangerous for you! Once Weekly and Freddy Merc in. OW always try to help out new comers to Phuket. OW said buy a big house with a pool and get yourself a Thai girlfriend and she will look after you and clean the house...so MM asked OW..how long you and TN have been together , 10 years he says...and who cleans your house..I do says OW...well don't tell others ...other wise you tart! All the English in and MM started to take the piss that England lost in the World Cup and Holland won..MM you are a tosser but good spot, thanks! Run Stories started with Manneken Pis calling in Top Off...this was to be the first of EIGHT times that TO was to be called in( take the piss out of Top Off Day!) Why do you want to be a front runner when you shout On On when off paper? Mr Fister gets TO in again . TO says to Mr F , Fungus and Peanut..i'm going to SHAVE your arses for you today...TO, I think you meant SAVE! Blue Harlot gets in...TO...in England a fan was told to take down his England flag cos it would upset the Indians...better rape an 8 year old and string her up..make TO feel at home! MP gets in TO again and tells us TO wants us to think he's strong by biking here but he had parked his truck at the bottom of the hill and THEN got on his bike...TO, it's getting worse! Today, as it's ladies day I read out little odes to the ladies...Pole Position, Paper, Minnie Mouse and that well known tart, Murkury! Mommyken Pis in. I asked her why Belguim mothers hung their babies up by their ears after bathing them. Also, I wanted to know why , when crossing the road mothers in Belguim pulled their young by their noses not holding their hands...you have seen the result with MP's big ears and long nose! It was at this stage I had to get the Hares in the circle. Now every now and again we have laager sites that are interrupted by bikes or cars coming through but today it was a ELEPHANT! This must be a first in any Hash. It stopped the circle as we thought he was going for the food but his mahout came just in time to not only to save the food but most of the cars too! This month's Know Your Hasher was...Minnie Mouse..She started to ask if anyone knew who had introduced her to the Hash...yes it was Cartoon. MM got her name at a Pooying Hash. It was her very first Steward spot and the then GM named her Minnie Mouse (as her husband was Cartoon). To keep it in the family Blue Harlot named both her kids with the Cartoon theme! She has been in the PHHH a very long time but just can't remember how long but as she is now 18 it must be over 10 years! Thank you for letting us in on your Hash history but 18 years old..do us a favour! Noot ( Billy Boys sister- in- law and Bum Scrapers sister) wanted a Hash name...I was going to give her one 4 months ago but she said I want to wait till BB came to the Pooying for a good name. I suggested, as she is the mother of Crocodile Tears she should be named Happy Snapper but BB shouted out Pussy Snapper..No, No I don't want that...see you wait for BB and he give you that!..HAPPY SNAPPER IS BORN! We thanked all our supporters and particularly Manneken Pis for some wonderful food, which we all enjoyed. Pole Position thanked us all for coming and closed the circle. On On, Pole Position and Her Little Helper. On on
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