| Pole Position welcomed us to
Bang Wat Dam and thanked the Hares for their work (LD once again, well
done!). We always seem to get JC in after the Hares to take the piss
but today I had a little Ode to JC, which he liked, as he even thanked
me after I read it out! Hill Bitch and But Swallower in as they had
just come back from a romantic holiday in South Africa. They were in a
bar together and a bloke came up to B S and said you’re a luck lad, why
says BS, not really I'm just her sexual advisor. What you mean asks the
guy, well every time I speak she says, if I want your advice I'll
fucking ask for it! They also drew out the Lucky Dip Story.
entertaining the tourists, about the time I nicked a tram for the
Coventry rugby team tour to Frankfurt!
Blue Harlot in next, to explain why his team, Norwich City went down, shame! Born Loser in to choose the typical readers of the national newspapers of the UK. He managed to match 8 Hashers to 8 newspapers, with the last one being But Plug, who turned out to be a Sun reader! (He loves big tits!) Lesser Dipshit got us going on the Run Offenses by getting in yesterdays Hares. Why did they say there's no hills when of course they were at least 4! Bullet Rash got in Lesser Dipshit for not knowing the name of our GM. (it's Pole Position!) J C then got in Lesser Dipshit (JC was yesterdays Hare) JC goes on to explain that he never laid any checks or falsies but L D still managed to get fucking lost - by himself! Murkury gets in the Hares as we had a truck and 2 bikes through the circle - so far! Murkury stayed in and got JC and Fungus in and asked why they were not in communication yesterday as Hares.cos Fungus had JC's phone in his pocket, twat! This month's Know Your Hasher is - Fungus. He kicked off by telling us why he first came to Phuket some 18 years, 47 days and 3 hours ago...he got divorced! He said he'd been around fungus and things that rot all his life (no wonder you got divorced shouts out Blue Harlot!) Fungus goes on to tell us that it was Top Off who introduced him to Hashing and that his first Run was the Christmas Run 2010 at this very same location! He was not named until his 23rd Run and was named by Houdini and Chastity Belt as they had caught him digging up some mushrooms from a pile of buffalo shit on the Run, Fungus was born! (let's face it his Hash name was in the stars long, long ago!) He then went on to talk about more mushrooms, when someone shouted out, I see a name change coming, Yeast Infection. This brought a stop to Fungus and decided to wrap it up. Finally he expressed his great enjoyment at living here and that Phuket was a great place to grow older; and that joining the Hash was one of the wiser things he'd done. It's the camaraderie and the beer! This earned Fungus a round of applause from the circle- only a brown nose could finish like that! Well done fungus and thanks for your spot! We had two lady Visitors from Chang Mai Bunny Hash, Chilly Pussy and her girlfriend! Welcome. To close up Scud came in and told us of his visit to the Chang Mai Bunny Hash (girls only!) but a gang of Phuket Hash lads went up in 2002 and had the time of their lives, dressing up as tarts on the Run. Scud, I'm sure you stuck out with your handlebar! Thanks for the memories! On on
Pole Position and her Little Helper |