Pole Position welcomed us to Mosquito Lake and thanked our Hares for a great Run even though they looked like a couple of boiled eggs ready to be cracked! JC was called in to inform him that we still managed to take the piss out of him even though he was not there last month!

Teachers Pet and Blue Harlot in as T P complained that all the romance had gone out of their marriage...remember when you used to carry me up to bed she asked BH..yeah,  but be fair you were only eleven at the time! Butt Plug and Slow Cunt in as I had overheard a conversation they had last night. BP, all that time and money looking for that Malaysian plane, yes says S C they could of just bought a new one! BP- and you know the stolen passports were stolen from a rental company in Patong, S C- I didn't know you could rent a plane in Patong! They just about managed to pick out the Lucky Dip Story for later..A bet is a bet, when a missing 50p turns into 50 pounds!

All the Hashers who were in the Armed Forces in...Blue Harlot, Murkury Dr F Jeckell, Born Loser, Lesser Dipshit,Slow Cunt, Dandy La Root, Ejackulator and Fungus. Thank the lord we have no German members! Just a short tribute to  you all to mark the 100 years since the start of WW1. I read them a poem I knew as a young boy that was written in the trenches by a normal man who was just trying to get through the war...

Three Thomies sat in a trench one day, discussing the war in the normal way

They talked of Mud and they talked of the Hun 

What was to do and what has been done, they talked of Rum 

But the point which was argued from post to piller 

Was whether Notts County could beat Aston Villa!

Mannenken Piss gave us a good Steward spot once again even if Not Cleaver had nicked some of his jokes!

Run Stories were started by Bullet Rash who got the Hares in just to say how lucky they were that we had cloud cover today as we would have baked under the sun with no tree cover! JC just walked in cos after all the armed forces came in he remembered his time as a school cadet..he went to a Army camp to have a first go in a firing range..out came a Bren Gun and down went a sheep, thanks to JC's bad shot! Lesser Dipshit got Minnie Mouse and Scubber in cos they have a cat coming round for food at their house very early in the morning and they asked MM what they could do to stop it. Try giving it Beer and sumtam...so LD mixed some beer and sumtam in the circle for MM and she drank it!..as if she wouldn't! Dr F J got all the Iron Pussy in as he wondered why they didn't come off the bus at the Little Expat in their normal pissed up state this week! Mannenken Piss got the Hares in and asked if they had ,in fact tried to kill us all as he had found a bullet mixed with the paper!

Butt Plug was this month's Know Your Hasher...He first came to Phuket 15 years ago. Then about 4/5 years ago saw a job on the internet as a bar manager....at the Expat Hotel..King Klong and Woodpecker interviewed him and of course the rest is history! they in turn introduced him to Hashing and he joined about 3 years ago. Tuk Tuk told the Hash at the time that B P ( not yet BP!) was in fact a weight lifter( are you sure he didn't say shirt lifter?) and Jungle Balls told us that weight lifters suffered from piles and to help with this they stuck  a butt plug up their arse...Butt Plug was born! BP said one of the funniest things he saw on a Hash was at a Pooying at JC's. BC had a bottle of hard core chilli and gave some to Rusty Hook, who tasted it then stuck his finger in his eye..his eye just blew up...now that is funny in it's own right but BC got R H in the circle and explained just what R H had done...and he did the same with the same result...blood shot eyes! Thanks for sharing your Hash memories with us BP!

The Hares came in for our thanks along with Popeyes for the food. Scrubber and Smiling Pussy got our thanks for the beers! Pole Position came in to thank us all and to close another fine day amonst friends.

On On, Pole Positon and her Little Helper.