We had a great turn out this month due mainly to Bullet Rash's mob from Calgary. Thanks BR and welcome to all your family of cow riders! The Hares ,as usual laid a great Run so thanks to the Slim one and his Dr (70th birthday boy!). JC and Paper were called in to help us lovers celebrate Valentines Day..JC was M I A so his drinking partner, Murkury stood in for him. Blue Harlot and Teachers Pet in as BH told me he had fucked up by mixing his two Valentines cards up. The girl friend now thinks he loves her and Teachers Pet thinks he wants to fuck her! These two luvvers picked out our Lucky Dip Story..Who's Your Daddy...A story when I was mistakenly called into the delivery room at the vital moment ( when I was pissed) but I was not the Daddy! We had a cowboy hatful of Virgins from Calgary (plus two from Munchen with a Mexican, who became useful a bit later!).

As it was a large and rowdy circle we had lots of Run Stories, here's just a few. Lesser Dipshit got his co Hare in Dr F J. When they were laying the paper Dr F J had to wait an age for L D as the walking trail was along a narrow ledge and L D,  despite his weight loss could not get through! Virgin My Ass and Blue Harlot in cos VM A put on Face Book that she was looking for a tailors dummy..BH (a bit unkindly) answered that LD would in fact be ideal, well maybe not his shape...but he was a dummy! Oh LD, but we love Ya! Bullet Rash called in his Mob from Calgary (which took 10 mins to assemble!). BR explained the reason for this Canuck invasion. His son, Andrew  was married in Calgary last year and wanted to have another reception in Phuket for all the family members who were unable to make across the waves. Andrew told his Dad all were welcome...but please NO HASH CRAP! ( does that mean Hashers or the crap we talk?). Mannenken Piss called in Twice Nightly, Once Weekly and Sit On Ya. MP told us the S O Ya fell over yesterday, so MP helped her..OW said..you shit, when I fell over you would'nt help me up...yes said MP but I would help Twice Nightly! Mr Fister called in Sit On Ya to demonstrate how so could  not walk after her fall yesterday...she then did something like walking but i'm not sure as I was watching her arse. We all felt sorry for her...but then Mr Fister told us the S O Ya had been out with the Hash after yesterdays Run and was pole dancing like a Godess last night!

We had a special Steward today..our very own GM...Pole Position. She called in Once Weekly and Twice Nightly. OW was looking in his desk for something, TN asks, what you looking for, our marriage license said OW. Oh Darling..we have been together for a long time, you want to know just how long? NO, said OW, I'm looking for the expiry date!  JC and Paper in next ,BUT this time we had Bullet Rash's Mexican in to stand in for JC ! JC asks Paper, darling the Champions League is on tonight, can we go out to dinner once it's over, WHAT! you want to wait till  3am to go out to dinner..No don't be silly says JC, I mean the 19th of May! JC thought he would be romantic  and wake Paper up with some Oral sex. But paper was really upset, turns out it's only romantic if  YOU are the GIVER!  Her very own Not Cleaver in next and PP tells us.

He thinks he's the boss in our house....BUT.
I know his bank account number
I know his PIN number of his credit card
I know his Date of Birth
AND..I  know his Mother's Maiden name......NOW WHO'S THE BOSS!

This month's Know Your Hasher is: Bullet Rash. BR first came to Thailand in 1974 and he immediately  met his wife to be, Mamma Duck..to be! They married and moved to Phuket in 1991. They joined the Hash in 1993 when Wanda was the GM. Being a shy man BR was usually in the back ground but enjoyed his early time in the Hash. One day, as he was running on the In trail, he fell over, for what seemed no reason and Wanda named him GRAVEL Rash. Later that year he was travelling with his job in the UN when his plane was hijacked in Mozembque  and the plane was taken to Johannesburg, South Africa. The army forced their way onto the plane and in all the fighting our very own Gravel Rash was shot in the shoulder! Upon returning home BR told the Hash the story and the new GM (Sybil) renamed him BULLET RASH!. BR remembers his first Run was in the Chalong area which was long ago lost to buildings. BR went on to tell us how the Pooying was formed. He called in King Klong. BR explained that the Phuket Hash was bidding for the Asia  Inter Hash in 1992. But Phuket only had ONE main Hash, so the Pooying was formed by Suzy Klong. They had no members, was going to be girls only but was in place ready for the bid anyway! BR,  great stories. Very interesting too, thanks!

The Hares came in for more drinks and our thanks. Barf Wader and her helpers also came in. Great food once again BW, thank you .Our lubricators , Scubber and Smiling Pussy got a boozy thanks too! Pole Position came in to ring the bell and thank us all and closed the circle.