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A new year and a new Hare (what no JC?). Another super turn out today,
let’s keep it up. I thanked Bullet Rash for Haring and for letting us
piss up his trees. Well done BR! I can't talk about Hares without
talking about JC, who says he only fights with Paper when one of them
is sober. they haven't had a punch up for six months! As an old friend of mine was visiting Phuket and had met Once Weekly, I told the story of when he had booked me into a hotel in Amsterdam for a visit with my then girlfriend which turned out to be a GAY ONLY hotel, which, of course he found funny as fuck! As Hare and Land Owner I asked Bullet Rash and a lady Virgin to come in and pick out our lucky dip story, which was to be - Keep It Quiet! We had four first time Pooyingers including a lovely little thing from the steppes in Russia. I was, as I noted spending far too long chatting with her (as I felt daggers in my back from the GM) . As for the others, I had no idea where they came from!..It's just a man thing and I wanted to keep MY man thing! Flubba was the first to get the Run stories off by calling in Creature in and asked how many runs she had been on, hundreds, she said (note, almost 400 Saturday Runs!). Oh, I thought so says F, then why the fuck do you call On On when you are short cutting! Caught red tongued! Well noted Flubba. He then called in Ejackulater to stand in for Fucking Price Charles Lookalike (not a fair stand in but both Yanks). Last week F had bumped into FPCL on the Run and FPCL was trying to send F down a falsie. Are you sure it's this way asks F, yes 100% says FPCL. Well, the prat didn't know that F had laid the paper as the days Hare, and as we know he listens to - nothing! He then calls in Once Weekly and Fungus, who both say - we NEVER SHORT CUT. F saw them go down a falsie he had laid, but did NOT come back, someone else caught red footed! Blue Harlot got his Teachers Pet in and told us they had stopped to get something at a 7-11. TP getting out of their truck curb side and BH getting out the other, when BH got round to her, he couldn't see her, TP had stepped out straight into a storm drain. We all laughed but BH told us she was indeed hurt, then HE laughed! Lesser Dipshit next and called for Ejackulater and Dr Fucking Jeckyll as they had gone on the walk 15 minutes before everyone else but came back and said they could not find the paper. They started again with the rest and 15 minutes in said, again,we lost the paper, LD said, er, you’re standing on it! Can't see the paper for the trees, me thinks! Swollen Colon gets Ejackulater and Creature in and tells us it was about 12 months ago he bumped into them in a bar in Bangkok so he joined them at their table. As it turned out they were enjoying their wedding anniversary. E had come over to him today and asked if he was going to Bangkok next week? No says SC, good cos we want to go and don't want you there this time! Testicle Tom is our Know Your Hasher this month. He gets a table and 3 chairs in and calls for Blue Harlot and Born Loser. They all sit down and recreated the night in the infamous Blue Harlequin Bar in 2000 when Slippery When Wet noticed that Tom had his balls hanging out. Testicle Tom was born! He first came to Phuket in 1997 and was introduced to Hashing by Blue Harlot when TT's wife (Home Pro) worked at the Blue Harlequin for BH. As TT's grey matter has long became somewhat darker he can't remember where his first Hash was but he knows that Scud was the GM. His first Hare was with Bullet Rash, Lesser Dipshit and Frankfurter and was sure it was on Phuket! Great, thanks for the memories and TT, keep your balls to yourself from now on! The Lucky Dip Story was about Dudley Moore and how he told me how he played his piano on special occasions! Once again, we all had a really good time with great food from the Expat Hotel. Pole Position came in to thank everyone for coming and closed the circle, until next month! On On, Pole Position and Her Little Helper. |