GM got the Hares in to thank them for their great laager spot in JD Pools. Well done boys and girl! RETURNERS in...just a few but welcome back anyway!
VIRGINS in one from the UK, one from Germany with his Thai bird. Fungus took two attempts to get the girls front, after loads of prompting from the circle! Welcome to the Hash.
VISITORS in Freddy Merc again. Give us a song Freddy!
NEW MEMBER Nugget (name sounds ok to me) but ARSE BANDIT was born!
RUN OFFENSES
GM stated us off again with Tequila Slapper in as she, as a Hare wrongly told the walkers to go down the road till blue paper. This we did and we got back within 15 minutes! Gay Cowboy in with 3 offenses. 1. Couldn't hear the instructions cos the GM's dog was barking. 2. GM walked with his yapper and pissed people off. 3. GM took the bridge ok but then went left not right and all wrongly followed! Mind The Gap called for Top Off and Manneken Pis. The Hares had warned us there were snakes on the Run. M T G found she was running between two snakes MP and TO! Lucky Lek got in Clit Zipper cos he always runs nude but he always brings his kids with him if there are free shirts given out! LL then got in Gorgeous as he's off to Scotland cos the shirts are cheaper there than here! Barbara Woodhouse got in Tiger and Asterix cos the instructions were to keep to paper as there were snakes about but this pair started to short cut (slippery bastards!). Blue Harlot and Twice Nightly in. Blue Harlot was, as usual running just behind Twice Nightly and he over took her up a hill, why you doing that for asked BW? You’re right says BH and fell back in behind her for the view! Houdini got Lucky Lek in as he had seen LL on a push bike in Phuket Town. LL had stopped to pick up a 2 baht coin. No I'm not tight says LL, I just don't want the King to lie on the floor!
RUN SHIRTS only one today but a big one. Blue Harlot was presented with his 700 Run shirt and cap. Well done BH, here's to the next centenary! The GM called for Impedimenta and Jungle Balls. He thanked Pole Position for organising the shirts and for JB designing the 28 Run logos on our free shirts today!
1st STEWARD Billy Boy (or is it Billy Bird?) Hares in and says, crap run but lovely swim. Thank you for your efforts! GM in, last night a little lad was running about and playing nicely at the Little Expat when the GM's dog bit him! Minnie Mouse and Born Loser in. BB told us that Mind The Gap came to BL's house party last week in a trouser suit which was white with black spots on, (looking beautiful as ever). Now BB has a white Dalmation dog and MM said, BB whatever you do don't take the wrong one home (as if BB would do?) Tuk Tuk in as he and a few of the lads had a night out in Patong. Driving home to Kamala the police stopped him for drink-driving and spot fined him 10k Baht but Mr Fister was also stopped and let go for - fuck all! (Tourist Cop!) Mr Fister and Jungle Balls. On the Run they came to the road, Mr F ran right and JB said to BB. Mr F takes every falsie going and they both went left, on the falsie! Uncouth Cunt was in the pool swimming and said to BB, I haven't registered Ha! Till he noticed we were giving out free T shirts and ran to register for his ticket! Good spot B B. Thanks!
2nd STEWARD Minnie Mouse. She is Steward today cos she couldn't get anyone to do the second spot (she always leaves it too bloody late to ask, try a couple of weeks in advance!) Hares in and thanked them for the Run. We haven't run here for about 7 years but the last time we didn't get a pool in the laager! GM in, she thanked the GM for the free 28 year shirts but as she is only 25 she can't remember the start of the Hash in Phuket (yeah 25, OK!) Tiger, Bullet Rash, Houdini and Naa Hee Man in. These are our Marathon runners in the Hash. Tiger had just run one in 3 hours 45! ( yes but look at the size of him, he weighs about as much as my left leg!) Well done lads, keeping PHHH good name up! As this was a last minute Steward spot from MM, she called for all the Ex GM's to come in. Jungle Balls, Gorgeous, Blue Harlot, Flying Dickhead. She also called in No Hope and Singha as they are constantly Haring for the Hash. Well done all! Each Ex GM did their own little spot (but as I'm off on holiday tomorrow, enough to say all good little spots!) Well done all the Ex GM's for helping MM out the shit!
By now it was 7:15 and the JD lights were keeping us going. No discussion here...Good Run was called and the GM told us to piss off home!
As Pole Position and I are off on our Hols, Barf Wader has kindly offered to do the impedimenta for the next 3 weeks with No Hope, Blue Harlot and Sucker each standing in for the Scribe. On On, Not Cleaver. See You All in four weeks.
On On,
Not Cleaver
See You All in Four Weeks.