The GM called for No Hope and Singha and thanked them for yet again laying the post Hash Ball Run. Clitmas Pussy was then asked to come in to receive the thanks from all who attended the previous nights Ball. Thanks lads and thank you CP, it was a fun night!

RETURNERS in ten in all but Creature got the cat calls for her camouflage tight top!

VISITORS in two, Spring Chicken ( Chicken George's son from Malaysia) and Freddy Merc from Vietnam. Welcome both!

RUN OFFENSES Lucky Lek got in Jaws and Gorgeous as both were not at the Ball. G said there was not any free soda for his drink (there's no free soda at Froggys either?) As for Jaws he said there was not enough beer - how much do you want. I counted two truck loads! This was the only Run Offense at this time but it's impossible to add others that kept coming up later during the circle. So come on lads get them in and I'll write them up for you!

So, our leader moved on to the first of THREE Stewards (do you want me at this all Sunday morning , I have a birthday party to go to!)

1st STEWARD, Sucker He called for the Hares and thanked them but didn't take the piss as he had sat on his fat arse all day! Manneken Pis and Mummyken Pis in. He told us that Inspector Poirot has now been shown for 25 years in over 100 countries and that it was the most popular TV programme in Belguim and is crap! All the ladies in who were at the Ball. He thanked them for all looking beautiful and not getting too pissed (apart from Minnie Mouse, who was beautiful AND pissed!) He went on to say they should all wear name tags next year as he didn't recognise any of them in their finery. (Sucker, you’re not looking in the right places, Blue Harlot knows every ARSE in the Hash!) Clitmas Pussy and Duke Of Puke in. CP did some dirty dancing (my highlight of the night) and D of P got in on the action (or under the action, just watching at close quarters!) Fungus in as he had been drinking at a bar and a little Chinese guy was next to him. F asked him if he did any of this Kung Fu or any other martial arts. The guy went crazy, it's just because I'm Asian you ask me this isn't it? No said F. I just wanted to know as you’re drinking my drink you slant eyed little bastard! Parasol Pussy in, she had said what you call a man in handcuffs? Trustworthy! All the Aussies in..A house was broken in to and someone drank all the beers from the house and raped the guy’s wife when he was out. He has no idea how or why the guy had raped his wife as there was only FIVE beers in the fridge! (Sucker I know you were asked to do a long spot, so I've only put in the best bits, the other 95% been left out). Well done Sucker, good spot!

NEW SHOES Paper in with her new shoes (JC is going to go mad when he reads Paper has spent money whilst he's away!). Paper downed the free beer with glee!

The GM said, now there's a birthday today but Born Loser is not here, who else then? None other than the GM himself. H B Y C!N!

RUN SHIRTS Slow Cunt got his 100 Run shirt with Wobbly Snot Stick getting his 25 Run shirt. Google Ass was called in for his Black 300 Run shirt and cap. Well done lads!

2nd STEWARD Jungle Balls. He was asked only minutes before the Run so I have no idea what MM is up to with her Steward chasing (3rd one to come soon!) All the fuckers who left for the Run early (8) in all, bad boys and girls! Barf Wader in to show us her Songkran Run shirt (cuts everywhere, showing more body than shirt)..Fungus in and was told to use better shirt material next time! Tootsie in as he was straight up the hill on his knees, but off paper, twat! GM and Fungus in as JB explained what a total fuck they had made of the away day trip organisation (well lack of it anyway). It is now cancelled until further notice  (which means it's off!) Oh Yeah and Mind The Gap in as they won the prize for the shortest and tightest dresses at the Ball respectively! M T G also got bride of the night! W T F is Alice and Fungus in. Alice wore a smart white linen suite but our little Yank wore shorts and a Hawaiian shirt (that's ok as there was NO DRESS CODE!) Lucky Lek in next as he was wearing his toilet shoes to the Ball! Spring Chicken in as he had asked his Dad if the clitoris was at the front or the back. At the front son, oh shit I think I was sucking her piles! Good spot JB, with no notice!

3rd STEWARD Manneken Pis. MM in as she had told him he was a Steward only last night when they were both drunk. So MP told Sucker to make his spot a long one but we also had Jungle Balls! Naa Hee Man in. He is great at playing the harmonica, but not with Dancing Queen last night! Parasol Pussy in and MP gave her back her heel from her shoes, which broke last night! MM in as Cartoon had a good night until he had had enough of MM and said, right home James! She then fell over in the lift AND the car park! Tootsie in as he had told MP that he could remember his first blow job, trouble was it was his Uncle's cock in his mouth! GM and Barf Wader in. Now MP had told GM that last week's Tinmen On On was to be in the Play School Go Go...no, no said the GM you can't do that as it reminds me of BW's tits before she had her tit job! (Scribe's Note...I am NOT going to write what MP said about Mind The Gap and Golden Rain, because they do not smell like fish!) Good spot MP (apart from the last one!) Thanks, well done.

HARES in The Run Master was wasting his time asking for shit Run. Good Run was called!

On On,
Not Cleaver
 See You All Next Week.