Our Leader behaved himself today as he was a Hare and his mate from Hong Kong was here. Some serious sucking up was carried out as he wanted to secure the good Run vote!...Tart!

RETURNERS in As there were quite a few he was going to ask where they had been but thought better of it. Welcome back!

VIRGINS in Four, a Spurs fan and his little girlfriend from Bangkok, Lemming's nice sidekick and a English lad called Lee! Fungus ensured that we had a good look at the girls’ front sculptures. Welcome to you all, please come again and well done Fungus (he's loving this job!)

VISITORS in Two, Green Abuser from Bali and Little Hammer from HK (our GM's mate). Welcome, especially G A, as he bought 2 shirts! (needless to say GM's mate never got his money out!)

NEW MEMBERS Two today: Manneken Pis's mom (doesn't look like a typical child abuser's mom) and a French farmer called Cristoffe.

RUN OFFENSES GM called for Tootsie as he is a new dad and it's his birthday. Well done and H B Y C! Butt Plug got MP in and Lee (Virgin). MP was a hare today but also ran with Lee. As they came to a falsie MP pulled Lee's arm, don't go down there it's just for fools! Out of order and sit on the ice! M P then got his fellow Hare in and told him to sit on the ice but he wouldn't (Lucky Lek came in and insisted that GM's do not get iced, thinking of next year maybe?) Anyway, as they were just coming to a hut on their reccie GM's dog started to chase a chicken, so MP chased Tiger, GM's dog, then the GM joined in with the chase, just as the chicken owner came out and also gave chase to the lot of them, sounds like the Keystone Cops to me! MP then got in Great Dick and called him a cheating cunt as he watched G D letting the front runners go down the falsies and went straight on himself and just mumbling to himself..On On!

1st Steward Lucky Lek (or Scribe's make it up spot!) GM in first as LL got a chair out for him to sit on in the circle and asked if he wanted a massage. If not now then he could sent a homo to his house latter to massage his cock! Minnie Mou and President in as they were on the piss at President's house the other night and then later on push bikes, pissed as rats , all over the place. Sounds like a good night! Duke Of Puke in as he had hurt his back. LL gave him some advice, let the girl sit on him and just push her up and down on his cock, saves the back a treat! Manneken Pis in next. LL tells us that Belgian English is a bit like Thai English, you just can't understand either! Gorgeous and No Cup in and asked them how long they had been together, 36 years and counting says G with No Cup not looking too happy! They always have a coffee together and have done for years (G knows how to treat a lady!). NC says you know after all these years drinking coffee with you darling, I'm just starting to get a bit hot for you, you silly twat, woman, your nipple is in my coffee! Great spot LL, can't wait for next year! Well done and thanks.

NEW SHOES Never thought I'd be saying this but...Fungus has some new shoes! So he took his smelly socks out of them and proudly drank beer from his new shoes!

RUN SHIRTS Major Dick Blue got his 100 Run shirt. Well done, keep it up and keep quiet in the circle with the other French lads!

Lesser Dipshit. Hares in and he thanked them for not getting him lost! Lucky Lek in as he had come to him before the Run and said help me I'm a Steward, what can I say, oh just do like me and make any load of tripe up says LD! Minnie Mouse in as the Steward chaser she came to LD last week, just as he had got out of his truck and said, right you big twat you’re a Steward next week - right. He didn't have time or the bravery to say anything to her, so here he is! Who The Fuck Is Alice and Google Ass in. He overheard WTFIA ask Google A, you have a new bike, yes he says, but it has three wheels, why? Because I don't want an accident like you, you silly cunt (well maybe not quite that!) JC in, as he was passing L D on the Run he said I didn't recognise you from the back , you have lost lots of weight. JC you’re a bent bastard if you keep looking at men from the back says L D! Testicle Tom and No Hope in as they are starting to look like twins with both wearing beards! Not sure N H is too happy with that comparison!. Good spot L D. Thanks!

DEPARTERS in Three, good, F O Y C's!

HARES in The GM's effort in trying to win over the circle for a good vote was all in vain, and MP's own fault for Haring with the GM, coming up to year end.. JC got his Shit Run!

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See you all next week.