The GM was more worried about Hashers going too close to his beloved truck than getting the circle open "never get in between the GM and his truck" Oh, just get on with it you tart!
HARES in The tart thanked No Hope and Singha but moaned about the mosquitoes in the laager, tart!
RETURNERS in GM was narked now and said he didn't give a toss where the Returners had been, tart!
VIRGIN in Only one but a lovely young one from the States. Our other yank (Fungus) enjoyed himself with the water!
NEW MEMBER Duckling (of the Duck family) had just completed her 5th Run. Well done!
BIRTHDAYS As there were birthdays popping up all day, I've put them all together here. Virgin My Arse had her 60th birthday this week so the girls had bought her a bouquet of flowers. Happy 60th (don't look a day over 59) VMA ! Lord Louis the Lip has his EIGHTY FIRST birthday, along with Barbara Woodhouse with his 71st...H B Y Cs!
RUN OFFENSES Jungle Balls got Dicksappointing in and asked if he had bought any flowers for VMA. No but he took her out for a romantic night out, nice, you softie! Manneken Pis got Froggy and W T F is Alice in cos they had been sitting in their chairs since 3 o’clock and now they told MP to move as he was standing in the view of the circle..French cunts! Clitmas Pussy called for Cunning Runt and Naked Gun as she had caught them holding hands on the Run...not good guys, get a room! C P then got in Lucky Lek and told us he had been teaching someone how to ride a motor bike. He then showed us his busted leg, some teacher! No Hope got Sa and Fon in, as they had been on the piss last night and was of no use to Singha, so today it's only water for them! Jungle Balls got a new Frog in as he was standing in a large black bucket for ages after the Run...Shall we give him a name? BUCKET is born! Ice Box was called in to drink out of her new shoes she had tried to hide!
1st STEWARD King Klong. Hares in as the Steward is pissing with sweat in the laager and he could not find the blue paper! All the ex military in, now there's a coup here, so lads get back to work please! All the Ex Pat female staff in (only Woodpecker and one other). The rugby boys were having a show at the Ex Pat Hotel by the pool last night. Games that included putting chilly power on their cocks and jumping in the pool! This had all the girls stopping work and taking a look see! (Woodpecker you have a job to do and anyway KK's cock is hot enough!) Once Weekly and Twice Nightly (always a good call) in. On the last Tin Man OW was complaining that he right arm was aching as TN was away for a few nights...what a wanker! Same night after the Tin Man at the Ex Pat Fungus and Scud were talking and Fungus said .he had come in 1st on both legs, with Scud answering ...well that must make me champion short cutter! GM (as GOD) and Lucky Lek as the inventor of Harley Davidson Motor bikes. At the Pearly Gates St Peter asks what you want..I want to meet GOD, ok as you invented such a good bike... GOD says your bike is ok but has too much inconsistencies in the front suspension, and it's not as good as my invention, woman. They get into a bit of an argument so GOD says let my computer sort this. GOD puts all the info of the two inventions in and comes up with...the bike may be good but far more men ride GOD's invention than yours! Good spot KK, well done and thanks!
RUN SHIRT Two Stroke got his 50 Run shirt, well done!
2nd STEWARD Sir Prickalot. (as his notes were SIX pages long..just a taster here.) Today holds a lot of meaning for SP, as it was 12 years ago today he lost his wife and kids, he will never forget that game of cards! Sucker in as he reminds SP of his grandad. Sucker went to the docs and said, I'm a bit embarrassed, i've got one testicle bigger than the other, Doc says ok, let's have a look. Sucker says i'd rather not, you will laugh, no, no it's ok I won't laugh. So he puts this 10lb bollock on the table and the doc laughs! See I knew you would laugh, so I'm not going to show you the big one now! Lemming in. He goes to the same doc as well and asks if he could remove a mole from his cock. The doc takes a look and says yes I can but I will have to report you to the RSPCA! Tuk Tuk's two lads in next. One said that he loves the smell of his granny cooking, but that's no excuse for setting fire to her old people's home! The other lad said that he had just broke up with his first girlfriend because she was cross-eyed. He thought she was seeing someone else! The two lads were NAMED...SAM LOR and SONG TAEW respectively. Scud in next. Three Irishmen walk into a bar: a priest, a poof, a paedophile, and that's just the first Irishman! Our latest Yank girl VIRGIN in next. SP said to her earlier, that the guys from the beer truck were selling fake watches, did she want one? I don't know she said, they look like they fell of the back of a lorry. Yes I know says SP but their watches look pretty good! (enough, enough , my fingers are dropping off) Great spot, SP, thanks and well done!
HARES in Another No Hope and Singha Run with no vote. Good Run was called, well done both!
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See you all next week.