Scribe Report: Run No. 1473

Saturday 17 May, 2014

Hares: J.C. & Fungus

  • Total Pack: 99
  • PH3: 88
  • Virgins: 9
  • Visitors: 2
  • Visiting Hashers: 0
  • New Members: 0

Once again, I must thank No Hope for Scribing last week in my absence. Now back to my crap!

He of no hair opened the circle by calling in the Hares. GM said it was a bit of a fuck up as J C had not got back from over laying the blue paper on the multi coloured paper for the walk by the time of the start of the Run. So, the instructions were a bit vague for the walkers and we were still awaiting some walkers to return.

RETURNERS in Hill Bitch and But Swallower have just got back from South Africa. Welcome home ( especially HB!)

VIRGINS in five, a Thai girl, 2 Frogs and a couple from South Africa. The young girl from SA got particular attention at the watering!..No Visiting Hashers today, so on to.....

RUN OFFENSES Lord Louis The Lip called in the Virgin Thai girl to thank her for walking with him and for looking after him! Manneken Pis got the Hares in, who the fuck laid blue paper on top of multi for the walk back in....JC ? Do you know how much it costs?( it's best not to put JC's answer in print!) No Hope got Minnie Mouse in as she was the last one standing at last week's beer truck and just had to buy the last beer! GM got Blue Halrot in to ask where are the 278 girls, who were nicked from their school in Nigera. B H said he is not a member of Boko Harem but may be looking to join if they get that many kids together!

1st STEWARD...Jungle Balls Hares in and Fungus on the ice. What kind of Hare knows fuck all about the Run/ Walk at its start! Minnie Mouse in and JB told us that MM asked him only last week to be the Steward, well he thinks that's what she said as she had her mouth full (we didn't get to ask what of!) Lord Louis The Lip in along with his little girl cos as JB passed them LLTL said...she's staying with me cos I've got acute angina, and so has she - at least that's what JB thought he said!  JB then got But Plug and 15 gets you 20 in for a quiz. The rules being if you get a question wrong you have to have a drink but if the other gets it right then the other takes a drink...this was a fix as BP had about a dozen drinks to 15/20's not a single one! Now Clitmas Pussy and JC were at a party last week when JC said CP needs a makeover to make her more sexy..Iron Pussy was called in to give JC HIS makeover. When finished, with full face make up, big wig and full length dress...well more sexy he ain't but he did look a prat! JB then called in Hill Bitch, Always Wet and the Virgin Thai girl. He lined them up and gave them a plank of wood with 3 large cups attached to it. Each cup was filled with beer and they had to drink from the cups together, without spilling a drop..which they did! Now it's the men's turn, in comes But Swallower and King Klong, at each end of the plank, waiting to drink their beers....Short Circuit was then called in to stand in the middle ( a good 8 inches shorter than the other two!) KK and BS never spilt a drop but poor old SC never drank a drop either, he got soaked! Great spot JB, good games! Well done and thanks!

2nd STEWARD...Blue Harlot Hares, Hill Bitch and Tootsie in. The Run had a bitch of a hill so he thought of her (yeah, just cos of the hill, right!). Now Tootsie had just come back from a French boot camp in the UK at the same time BH was in the UK. T went to a football match in the UK but was crap at the Mexican wave as the French just could not put their hands back down! Manneken Pis in as BH noticed that there are 3 massage shops next to MP's resturant, all with signs outside saying NO HAPPY ENDINGS, all because of him! BH took Teachers Pet and his daughter to the races at Ripon. At the entrence were various doors: general public, students, senior citizens and VIP's. So as the three of them walked up the gate man sent Teachers Pet through the students, his daughter through the general public and BH through the senior citizens! At least he saved on the fees! JC and Paper next. JC wanted to work on his boat but felt a bit rough and asked Paper to drive him there. Once at the boat yard JC says, I'm really feeling rough., well it's the beers you drank says Paper, I  only drank 6 beers he answers, yes but it's hardly a balanced breakfast is it says Paper! Whilst in the UK , BH bumped into his ex-wife, she used to have big tits and long legs, but now she's got long tits and big legs! Testicle Tom in, he's starting to lose his mind, BH caught him having a shit with the door open, driving down the by-pass road! TT went to the doctors the other day and was a bit shy as he only has a small cock. It's ok says the doc I've 25 years experience, show me. So, TT gets his willy out and it's about the size of a AAA battery, what's the problem asks the doc, it's SWOLLEN says TT!

Another good spot BH, well done and thanks! At this time the rain came down with a vengeance and the...

DEPARTERS just departed and a good Run was called in the back of the GM's truck!

On-on
Not Cleaver

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