Sucker, was called in by GM, who reminded him that this place was where some of us we first met ten years ago and that he was still the fine figure of a man that he was then, Sucker agreed but will keep trying

Returners called in, holidays, working, reasons for being absent, one was Testicle Tom whose oversize right arm was put down to taking viagra which affected the wrong part of his body

Virgins: 2 got the usual wet welcome

Visitors: 3, one Aussie lady’s boobs were flashed by her husband, a welcome sight

Departers: 5, GM surprised as only 1 was shown on his sheet, registrar was reprimanded

Run offences: Manneken Piss waved at hasher waiting for bus as he rode past on his motorbike, did not offer lift but then got stopped and searched by police, must be a dubious looking character. T.Tom called in as everybody wants to know how he can chuck wow with his right hand but he said he has now become ampidextrous out of sheer necesssity or get the wife to help

Steward 1: Lucky Lek, a laugh a minute when you can understand what he is saying. He went to Australia and moaned about everything being so expensive, even a bottle of water which he said cost more than a young boy here in Phuket, had to come home early. Calls Gorgeous in by name of Georgia, then invites Harry Houdini in to tell story of AA man laying under car repairing it with his testicles hanging out (uses JC for demonstration) thank God he do not ask to see them. Then Lucky Lek gets Octopussy in to say he liked her boobs, natural not silicone

Numbered runs: only Clitmas Pussy who took her top off to reveal a colourful bra which resembled a bikini top. M.Pis shouts out, should be Hash bikini or no bikini

Steward 2: Virgin my Arse who vowed never to walk the GM’s dog on a hash again as it was uncontrollable, how can such a small dog be so much trouble? Unfortunately she keeps getting interrupted by loud belching from Moose, the uncouth Aussie, so makes him sit on the ice until she finishes her spot and every now and then pours iced water over his bald head. Rosie type jokes were heard but she saved the best one till last when she received the laughter that she asked for.

Moose asks the GM if he can tell a story but firstly calls in Virgin my Arse who he makes sit on the ice and pours ice cold water over her head (couldn’t resist getting his own back, what a man) then goes on to tell 2 jokes that were typical Aussie, not too bad

Run-master for day: Manekin Piss who received a vote of good run.

On-on
Sucker