The GM called the Hares into the dead flat, clear and well sheltered circle and thanked them for their efforts. He then iced Bobby Sucks for telling him earlier BS wasn't sure who was more stupid, the GM or his dog? It was decided not to put this to a open vote, as we all knew the answer!

RETURNERS in ...7½, including  Ooh La La's bun in the oven! Welcome back all and we look forward to welcoming our new member in a couple of months!

VIRGINS in ...a couple of Thais (Mind The Gap's lad), an Aussie, and a man from the Mother Country  (well my mother's country anyway!). We got a couple of shirts sold due to some excellent wetting!

VISITOR in ...Snowy from England again (buy a shirt before you go home will you!)<

NEW MEMBER ...Our Virgin Hare, Sa (one of Singha's new angles). No name yet but pending. Welcome anyway.

DEPARTERS in ...Billy Boy (off to work) and Barbie Doll, you still here?

RUN OFFENSES ...Billy Boy got us off, calling in Gorgeous  and told us he was trying to sort out the falsies when he met G on the trail, follow BB shouts G. I've told you, you Scottish twat I'm going the wrong way. Now leave me alone and Fuck Off! No Hope then got Gay Ray in as NH told GR the few short cuts he could take..(on the QT) but GR was informing just about everyone, guesticulating , his arms like a fucking windmill!  Bobby Sucks gets in GM (wanting to get his own back for the icing). He had walked with the GM but had managed to get lost, so they came in via the road, dog and all! I called in Barbie Doll. We were walking together, when on our way back in, the runners came past, one by one. I wish I could run I said, Oh I used to run all the time says BD, as he goes arse over tit on the floor. Yeah, you Irish twat! Mr Fister calls the Hares in, only cos the GM went for a piss. Creep!

RUN SHIRTS ...Sa got her Virgin Hare shirt, Auntie Biotic got her 50 Run shirt with Duck a la Range getting his 25 Run shirt. Top Off was then called in and told to take his....top off...for his 400 Run shirt and hat. Well done TO and the others too!

1st STEWARD Barbie Doll Minnie Mouse in, BD told us that he woke up last Sunday morning, rolled over and MM said can you do a Steward spot for me next week? Well, one good turn deserves another! He then told us Lost Buffalo crashed his truck the other day and was rushed to hospital as he had swallowed the air bag! He then asked Sucker, how do you get a fat man out of bed? Piece of cake! BD told us of the row JC and Ejackulator had at JC's BBQ. American history and then into the war of Independence. It got heated but BD noted that the facts did not get in the way of a great argument! In between two great songs from BD he got in Billy Boy and told us of BB's German ancestry . To prove the Germanic features of BB, a Hitler moustache was added( I must say the resemblance was striking!) When BD toped it off with putting a Hun helmet on BB the evidence was complete...Ze hunt for the infamous... Haupmann Rittmeister Willy Gobb.. vos.. over!...Great spot BD, Thanks!

Singha was called in for his 72nd birthday...HBY (OLD) C!...Keep on Haring!

2nd STEWARD Mannenken Piss I did not stop for this spot as he only nicks my old jokes anyway! But Minnie Mouse said thanks!

HARES in ... The GM said it was a super laager spot and the usual good Run was called for our most consistent Hares. Well done and thanks.

On On, Not Cleaver
See You All next week