The GM wanted to show everyone her legs and breasts before they set off for the Run. Out of the kitchen she came with a beautifully cooked Turkey!

Back from the run and their dip in the pool the Hares were called in and thanked for a lovely warm run. I thanked the hosts, Born Loser and Kewpie and they drew the Lucky Dip Story. A joke has to start somewhere.  Ejackulator and Creature came in for a little quiz about money. How many different bank notes in Thai Baht? It took Ejackulator a good 5 minutes but he got there. Creature next (as a Yank),  how many bank note in US dollars? 100, 50, 20, 10, 5 & 1...what a shame she forgot the 2 dollar note, oh well almost got there Creature. The money stays in my pocket!

Twice Nightly became the sport of the day by taking off her shirt and helping my show what the Pooyingers will get at the end of the year. (Shirt, not her!)

Not only was it a great turn out again but lovely to see Popeye for his first Run for a long, long time. Thank you White Pointer for bringing him.

The Run stories were kicked off by myself and I called in Mr Fister and thanked him for him lending me his truck to help the Hares get the Hasher to the start of the Run, but I had left his keys in the truck and locked them in!..not really as I had done that to my own car yesterday! Once Weekly got Lesser Dipshit, Reverend Finger Licker and Twice Nightly in. TN had fallen over RFL and Dippy said she had gone down on him, not really but the Reverend wish she had! Gay Ray got Barbara Woodhouse in cos BW loves Runs with ropes in. BW was climbing up some rope today, are you on paper asks G R as he follows BW, no but I just love ropes!

Know Your Hasher this month is our very own 18 to 60's holiday rep: Blue Harlot.  BH told us he came to Phuket in 1998 as an Air Tours Rep. He stayed in the Patong Resort Hotel, which was only 100 yards from Top Off's first shop. They used to go to Faulty Towers for a drink and met Sybil who asked them to come to the Hash, Whats  the Hash? Well says Sybil, we run, get drunk and sit on ice! Don't sound very good, Top Off says to BH so they didn't bother till 2000! His first Run was Patong View Point with JC as a live Hare with Scud as GM. So how was BH's first Run, OK but JC got Hash Shit for his Run! Tin Man was his next Run with the Reverend Finger Licker as the GM and JC the Hare. JC got Hash Shit again. JC  your having a nightmare for BH's first two Runs! As BH used to work at the Blue Harlequin  BH was named by Sybil, Blue Harlot (Teachers Pet is obvious due to BH's job) . BH goes on to remember his first Pooying later that year when Spider Legs of the Anchor Bar was the GM.  One of the funniest things he remembers was on a Run with Punt and Punt sees an Owl fly just over his head...did you see that BH, it had a white tummy so it must of been a Snowy Owl, not in fucking Thailand you PUNT! BH calls up his gray matter to remember an away trip with the Marauders.  At the airport he asked the check in girl if she could order a wheel chair for Mr David Cooper. As  Mr D.Cooper checked in she sat him in his wheel chair . Mr D. Cooper aka  WANDA got the last laugh as he was wheeled all the way to the aircraft!  Great GH, brought back loads of memories for all that was there as they were laughing their socks off. Thank you.

Dr Fucking Jekyll got a multi-national team to compete with his giddy rugby ball kicking competition which the sheep shagger Butt Plug won easy!

Our Christmas raffle was drawn with Paper winning the top prize of the Christmas Hamper and King Klong winning the mystery  prize, what was it, well that’s why it's called mystery! All the Thai girls went home happy with a prize. I finished off the night with the story of my little joke played on Rod Stewart. Pole Position ended a great day that everyone enjoyed and closed the circle.

On On, Pole Position and Her Little Helper.