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laager site Pole Position called for our Hare, Barbara Woodhouse who
explained his Run and walk. The walkers set off in the opposite
direction to the runners. We soon came to the first cliff side which
required a rope to climb down, quickly followed by a second rope and
cliff! We made our way down to the beach and slowly, very slowly walked
back to the awaiting runners who had easily beat us back. A truly
lovely walk that all enjoyed. Thank you Barbara Woodhouse. I opened the circle after a super lunch which was served up with a smile by Barf Wader and her team. We had five Virgins which included a Jasper Carrot lookalike (from Birmingham of course) and Oh Yeah's Mama. Welcome. Dandy La Root got the ball rolling with our little stories and got Barbara Woodhouse in and told us that on the Run BW had found an old pair of gloves on the floor. After brushing them down BW says ‘these are good’ and pocketed them...A right Yorkshire tight twat! Mr Fister called in Hill Bitch and Butt Swallower as they looked a bit slow and Mr F asked ‘you tired?’ Yes they both answered but not from the Run yesterday as we were not there....now what made them so tired?! JC got the Hare in and complained it was too short and his name should be changed to Short Circuit! (sorry JC, already got one). Manneken Pis got Fungus in and said that yesterdays Run was about 7k and asked Fungus how far he ran, 9.2 he answered, fuck off more like 13k as you missed the HHH signs to the laager and kept running! This month's KNOW YOUR HASHER was Lesser Dipshit. L D first came to Phuket in 1984, when Patong was just a couple of tracks but still enjoyable as Bangla Road was in full swing! He was coming and going as he worked in Saudi but came to stay in 1990. He later joined the Hash in 1993 when Flying Dickhead ( or Flying Dutchman, as he was known then) was the GM. He called in King Klong, Woodpecker and Bollox to have a beer with him as at that time L D was staying at the Expat Hotel and did most of his drinking with these three. L D got his name from Sybil as Sybil had a Rottweiler called flying dipshit. L D was running (so he said but many in the circle questioned that!) with Sybil and his dog, when the dog kept sniffing and sticking his nose in buffalo shit, all along the Run. L D complained to Sybil about this....so in the circle L D was named by Sybil.... LESSER Dipshit ..after a fucking dog! L D met his to be partner, Saengrawee and they opened a laundry together. When she too joined the Hash, she could only have one name...SCUBBER was born! Another good spot. All in the circle at the Pooying enjoy hearing about our history. Thanks you dog! No Steward today, so I stepped in with snippets of News. A person walks around the world 3 times in an average lifetime. Unless, of course you do a run laid by Barbara Woodhouse..then it's 4 times! An elephant’s trunk holds 9 liters of water, which is exactly the same amount of beer in Lesser Dipshit's gut! 150 calories are used up when you bang your head against a wall...who the fuck found that out...must have been Manneken Pis! Barbara Woodhouse and Secret Banana Gobbler had earlier picked out the Luck Dip Story...Couldn't give them away- I told the story when guys I lived with nicked all my sales stock of T shirts for the Round Table and then 50 or so wore them out in our local pub! Pole Position thanked all for coming and closed the circle. On On, Pole Position and her Little Helper.
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