| Well the time has come for the old GMT of
Teacher’s Pet Blue Harlot,
Once Weekly and Twice Nightly to retire back into their pink boudoirs
and let some new blood take over, they retired by giving everybody a
sumptuous feast kindly provided by Mannequin Pis and his missus
Janequin Pis who looked lovely in small shorts. long apron and a little
white hat, all the hashers were also treated to a lovely beach towel
personally monogrammed by the outgoing GMT team. So a big warm welcome to our new GM Pole Position, ably assisted by Not Cleaver. (A note to Secret Agent Dick Gobbler, now you are going to see what a GM looks like in a short skirt and big tits, your impersonation was shite.) I am sure they will get the support they thoroughly deserve. The outgoing GMT would like to thank everyone who contributed to the success of the Pooying run especially our caterers, The Expat Hotel, Froggy’s Bar, Popeye and Shakers in Patong, we have really been spoilt. We mustn’t forget our numerous stewards and the beer bitches of Scrubber who have all been outstanding. Not forgetting Virgin My Arse for some outstanding memories via her photos. The Hares, Mmmm! Oh! OK even if I did have to come back to the laager on a motorbike last Sunday, looking back over the year we have had some cracking runs, and that is all down to the hares so well done one and all. We are all looking forward to a better year. So last Sunday JC and Murkury had us back at Mosquito lake to do a very interesting run over some new territory and some familiar stuff as well, although my familiar stuff was about 3 k off paper, never mind I got back alright to the sound of Puppy Shit whining about the paper and lack of calling, keep up with people next time it is not an afternoon stroll you know. At this stage a lot of the walkers still not back, but eventually they hobbled in, literally as we had one virgin with a sprained ankle, he got no sympathy as he was Danish. The circle started after we all tucked into fresh off the grill garlic bread, meat loaf, steak kebabs, BBQ ribs dripping with a lovely homemade sauce, Lasagna, salad and potato gratin, plus shit loads more. A big thank you to Shakers restaurant, to think some people pay 2,000 bht + a head for a swanky Sunday brunch at a hotel somewhere, and we ate like kings on Sunday. Our steward were SADG who had just returned from Up north, without any rats this time and treated us to his story of a massage experience, still not sure if he got a happy ending or not, and also how FA C up got her real name of Nut. Always entertaining, thank you SADG. Mannequin Pis came in for a short dirty funny spot, apparently I had stolen most of his material so it was short, but some good low down and dirty humour: 1. A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms. 2. Paper, "Do you believe in puppy love?" Murkury "I've tried it once, but their arses are too tight." 3. Louis said to me, Is there such thing as a full blooded Jew? Why do you ask that Louis? I said He replied, “Because all the ones I know only claim to be …. Jew-ish.” 4. How do you know when you're a good rapist? When she gets on top. Any way must go now, thank you again for a great year, see you next month at JC’s house in Kathu……….. Support your Pooying run On On
The GMT and Pole Position. |