Pooying
Scribe
Run 281
Hats off to JC and King Klong for providing
a perfect laager spot on a
secluded beach near Kamala. No rain and wonderful weather for a run,
not that I got any further than the beer truck the whole afternoon so
the rest of this report may not make much sense.
What I do remember was
that there were a lot of cute puppies everywhere courtesy of JC and
Paper, and a constant stream of 13 year old girls on motorbikes to the
beach, could I put this situation to my advantage I thought, Agh, of
course I could.
So everyone trucked to the top of the hill, so
convenient, and off they jolly well went. Meanwhile a sumptuous feast
was being prepared by Woodpecker and her staff. At 5.15 after all had
returned, and were washed, fed and drinking when someone asked me what
time was the circle starting, Oh shit! That would be my cue, totally
forgot, but we got under way with the hares, and Paper who as a
designated driver can get as pissed as she likes because she has air
bags.
Returners were welcomed back, Hot Pants, Double Ender, Heroine,
Saggy Balls and Lana. A virgin with the undesirable name of Lubricate
the Second Hole, was introduced with the help of Mr. Fista, who we had
to stop in mid flow as he was trying to explain how this unfortunate
guy got his Hash name, somewhere in the mix was a katoey and a large
bottle of vaseline, too much information we all decided.
Bullet Rash
was our first steward and did a wonderful job of comparing the tits of
certain female hashers, so glad Minnie Mouse decided to turn up at the
last minute, as did Little Toe looking not looking like a hasher in her
bedroom high heels and tight pants, no wonder you are looking so tired
lately Wilma, any way a good topical spot which led us away slightly
from the filth and hilarity that was about to come. Thank you Bullet
Rash.
J.C In, Road Users – Food for thought. I saw a car with a bumper
sticker saying “I am a vet; therefore I drive like an animal.” Suddenly
I realised how many gynecologists were on the road. Lots of input from
Slippery Bum, SADG, and Gives Good Head who tried her hand at pole
dancing that was a sight to behold. Proposition, aka Wild Wolf, Aka
Slimey Limey, Aka Hand Job (11 Hash names, What the Fuck!) was truly
insulted looking like Liberace on his first hash, but a good sport. (He
bought me a beer.) In staggered Figjam looking the worst for wear in
last night’s clothes and dark glasses, Yes! It was a good night, but
where has all my money gone, and why does my arse hurt more than my
dick? Happy Birthday Figgy.
Second stewards were Woodpecker and Butt
Plug; JC was the first victim and had all his dirty laundry pulled out
concerning his wandering around Chalong late at night. (This guy has
got more dirty laundry than Lesser Dipshit used to deal with after the
American fleet had left Patong after R & R.) Any way water off a
ducks back as they say. Things are now a bit hazy but Butt Plug had
Gives Good Head in with some good jokes. Thank you Butt Plug and
Woodpecker.
Next was Déjà Vue with Cartoon, you had to be
there for that one.
To close, I have to thank Virgin My Arse for
some
amazing photos, Expat for some excellent nosh, the beer bitches led by
Scrubber’s sister, she is in the U.K and of course Once Weekly, Twice
Nightly and Teacher’s Pet, (The GMT) who keep me on the straight and
narrow, or try to.
See you all at Mosquito Lake next month.
On On.
The
GMT