This month we returned to our favourite laager site at Born loser’s house. The weather was good which was surprising as we drove through a downpour to get there, but a good turnout with 37 hashers having to put up with a remarkably good run/walk, a lovely cool swimming pool, and loads of yummy food provided by the Ex Pat, and of course lots of ice cold beer courtesy of Scrubber, Smiling Pussy and Dirty Dozen.

     People returned from the run in 40minutes to over an hour depending on their way back. Louis the Lip and Gives Good Head returned looking like they had a bun fight in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, absolutely covered in shite, Gives Good Head said she had enjoyed herself sliding down a chocolate fudge chute. (Apparently B.C said he has in the past enjoyed himself going up the chocolate fudge chute, now there is a story.!!)

      Bullet Rash turned up for the run at about 4pm stating he had lost time, Oh dear, this man is allowed to vote. Loads of virgins especially the hares May and July, sounds like a Playboy calendar doesn’t it? Any way a new rule was introduced for the new young female virgin hares, perform a sex act on the G.M or drink a beer. “We don’t drink beer” they replied in unison, “I know”  I said as I started to get my tackle out, Thank you Hiawatha for bringing your friends, I hope I didn’t frighten them too much? A new guy Andy got the name of Soft Cock due to the fact of his miserable performance in bed that morning.

      Some jokes that came out were as follows;

     a.  JC came home early to see how the plumber was getting on, only to find him doing Paper doggy style over the kitchen sink.

He lost it completely "You stupid Fucker," he screamed "do you have any idea how much he charges to plug a hole that size?"

b. What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog?

When you're driving in the fog, you can't see the arsehole in front of you.

c. Remember to wish your dad a happy Father's Day, on the 21st of this month as well as thanking him for not wiping you up in a tissue, and many more of the same flavor, but I was laughing so much I can’t remember. Thank you to B.C, King Klong, Mannequin Piss, SADG, Mr Fista Oh Yea and Ooh La La for your input and humour.

    As always Once Weekly and Twice Nightly performed in an outstanding fashion to keep the wheels of administration well and truly oiled, Thank you guys. More beer and we all went home, through yet another storm. So lucky. See you all next month in Kamala, and once again a big thank you to all that attended making the Pooying a wonderful success.