Well, I woke up to the sound of thunder and the rain pissing down, and thought this is going to be one wet and soggy Pooying run, but the Gods and some 27 Hashers were with us, no rain whatsoever.

Hero of the day has to be Bullet Rash who got up at 5 am to run the Laguna 11.5 road race, went straight afterwards to the run site to lay the paper in a thunderstorm, another 5.7 Km. What were we doing? Me, laying in bed and scratching my arse, so hats off to Bullet Rash.

The run was excellent, a bit like having sex with one of my old girlfriends, it started off beautiful, firm and exciting with some great exploratory moments, then the finish was a bit sloppy with a dodgy smell everywhere, but everyone agreed a brilliant run. Thank you Bullet Rash.

The food was out of this world, a big big thank you to Barfwader, who laid on so much food I cannot list it all, my favourite, the fish in white wine sauce, tender pork ribs dropping off the bone, and the ‘Coupe de Grace’ (Is that French?) smoked turkey breast, salami and a selection of European cheeses. WTF! Wonderful stuff.

Thank fuck Scrubber turned up with her girls and of course the cold beer, the humidity was high and we certainly needed the refreshment. Thank you Scrubber.

After returning from the run we didn’t push our luck so we got stuck into the grub, beer and the circle, some stories and funnies and then to SADG as our first steward. His main topic was ripping the shit out of the Americans as it was Mother’s Day, Bill and Hilary Clinton, and this tosser who kidnapped 3 girls. (Missing girls in America are like London buses, wait ages for one, and then 3 come along at once.) An excellent spot considering he was only asked last night. Cheers S.A.D.G.

A few more funnies to lower the standard, and then our Hash music who entertained us with a great Mother’s day song called ‘I like cunt’ I’m sure Mum would appreciate that.

I must say cheers to Butt Plug for letting me borrow his idea of Hash name riddles, which I thought was easy but a few got caught out.

I just remembered, I brought my camera to take pictures, but forgot to get it out, so no piccies this week.

Half way through the circle Parasol Pussy and Slow Cunt wandered in, no idea what they had been doing.

Congratulations to Minnie Mouse, Bullet Rash and Parasol Pussy for completing in the Laguna road race in the morning and still coming to the Pooying run in the afternoon, well dedicated.

Well done to all those that contributed to the Open Forum, Mannequin Pis, Billy Boy, Woodpecker, Butt Plug, Murkury and many others who made me giggle.

Final part of the day was leaving the laager by a short cut, I was at the back and watching the convoy file its way through the trees, thank to J.C who did something useful at last and led me on yet another shortcut of his day and got me to the road ahead of the others.

Once Weekly and Twice nightly provided much appreciated administrive back up, while Teacher’s Pet ate loads of food and forgot to take the pictures.