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Pooying Scribe
(The 'Return of Rosie' Run) Well folks a spooky run indeed with the return of Rosie from Yorkshire, but more on that later. Hats off to the Hare, Barbara Woodhouse, who promised us a good easy run, much to everyone’s disbelief, not only was it good, but scenic and enjoyable too. (See Gorgeous, it can be done around Cape Panwa.) A big thank you Barbara and the Paper boy Gorgeous A total pack of 46 came along to feast, fun drink and abuse each other. A brilliant laager site overlooking Chalong Bay, white table cloths on the tables groaning with so much food, Indian curry, kebabs, chops, sausages and mash, salad, rice, loads of unpronounceable Thai food to keep all the girls happy. (Along with the bottles of Rose’ wine.) big fuck off skewered prawns, and lots of crispy crunchy French loaves. Lovely, Thank you to Barf Wader and Froggy plus their staff who really took care of us. Scrubber turned up with her pick up overflowing with ice cold beer and I mean cold, must have been on ice overnight as I was chipping the lumps of ice of the bottles Thank you Scrubber and the girl helpers. Once again it proved it was the participants who make the day, with steward s of Julie Andrews and Mannequin Pis and an Open Forum for anybody who wanted to put their bit in, and a lot did. Sir Bollox, who was giving Prairie Oyster a day off was put on the spot for an impromptu song, and we had a wonderful version of ‘A Virgin Sturgeon’ how the fuck does he remember all the bloody words to these songs which seem to be tongue twisters as well, and not helped by the beer? Welcome back Sir Bollox, great song. Now it was obvious with a lot of virgins, a couple of kids and a few teenagers, myself and the rest of stewards and story tellers tried to keep it relatively clean and acceptable……….. tumbleweed ablowing boys……. Only one thing for it Fuckit, let’s get down and dirty, and on that note I called in Rosie from Yorkshire. (Real name) Rosie has been reincarnated and returned to us as a 15 year old girl. (She looks 18) [she's 13!] after a few questions and letting her know I have a young daughter about the same age we got on quite well, until I asked her if she wanted to shower with my daughter’s daddy? The look was so venomous it could have skinned a camel at a hundred meters, followed by an emphatic NO. Thank you mum. At this stage the beer took over and I wasn’t writing notes, I can remember Julie Andrew’s mate nicknamed ‘Grasshopper’ due to his haircut or size, couldn’t work it out, but he made Cardinal Finger look tall. Secret Agent and Jungle Balls saved me with some funny stories, fucked if I can remember them now, Oh! and we took the piss out of Murkury and Butt Plug, and why not? Good story from Mind the Gap who got Mannequin Pis and Butt plug in for being girlies when they saw a snakeskin on the run. Mr Fista told a joke with Slow Cunt, but he is a deaf cunt as well and had no idea what was going on, I would love to see him and Singha in conversation! Barfwader and Secret Banana Gobbler in for being practicing Catholics, well you know what they say, “Practice makes perfect” keep practicing girls. The pope has resigned, that’s the first time a catholic has pulled out!!!!!!! Finally a big thank you to Once Weekly and Twice Nightly for the smooth running of the admin and support, forget Teacher’s Pet she had 3 glasses of red wine and was fucked up for the next 24 hours. See you next month at Mosquito Lake for some more fun and relaxing and thingies. Bye Bye and On On The GMT |