Well after a punishing workout on Saturday it was a very pleasant afternoon next to a lake near the University Road.

    Secret Agent Dick Gobbler and J.C managed to put together a fine run/walk with Lost Buffalo giving Princess a run for his money on the run in. Princess had no intention of coming to the run but was met and hijacked by the hares as they were laying paper near where he lives. Shit happens.

    A big thank you to all those that attended and contributed to the fun, especially the stewards, Clitmas Pussy and Jungle Balls, excellent spots, a great joke from C.P about 3 hashers going to heaven and being awarded cars depending on how good they have been in their lifetime, and not cheating on their respective partners,  The first one got a Ferrari for being exceptional, the second got a second hand car as he had strayed a bit, poor old Once Weekly got a scooter for being a dirty bastard, later on he was seen in tears and when asked, “What’s the matter?” he replied, “ I have just seen Twice Nightly on roller skates.”

   Kondyke came along with semen, sorry seamen who couldn’t believe the change from Saturday’s run, fancy coming on a run with 2 sailors and leaving his lovely missus at home. Is he on the turn?  

   Jiggly Jugs brought her son ‘Red Rocket’ and her Dad ‘Late Withdrawal’ along for some fun (WTF!) Red Rocket wanted to know how I got in front of him on the run; Hashing is not all about running boyo.

   There were lots of impromptu bits from King Klong, Lesser Dipshit, and Murkury. Poor Ejaculator and Creature had the piss taken out of them on numerous occasions, but all good fun.

   Murkury was suitably punished for doing the whole run on his bike stating he was to fucked up from Saturday to run anywhere, well whatever, at least he turned up.

    Teacher’s Pet was trying to talk to me while eating a small orange. I had to say “I’m sorry I don’t understand Mandarin.  Boom Boom! (You had to be there.)

  A big big thank you to Popeye, Different and their staff who laid on a fantastic spread of European and Thai food to keep everyone happy.

  Everyone seemed to enjoy themselves, especially the girls who never left their food mat, and as long as the girls are happy, then so are we. Nice to see more virgins on the Pooying and also a first I believe, Minnie Mouse AND Cartoon. Thank You.

   See you all next month at Cape Panwa.

  The GMT.