Scribe Report:                         Run  No. 1452                    Saturday 21 December 2013

Hares: Who The Fuck Is Alice  & Major Dick Blue
Total Pack 126:  PH3 103,  Virgins 9,  Visitors 10, Visiting Hashers 1,  New Members 3.


Manneken Piss and Jungle Balls stood in for Our Little Bleeder as he was in late from the Run and was still scratching his balls when the circle was opened. MP called in the Hares in French, as they are Frogs! He said WtFisA should be called What The FUCK as time after time we were told off for using the land for the Run and the laager! Jungle Balls was ensuring that Hashers either donated money for our orphanage fund or got wet bums on the ice. Well done JB.

RETURNERS in...About 7 but he didn't give a fuck where they had been , as he is only a stand in GM!

VIRGINS in...GM had finished his arse scraping so in he came to take complete control (well sort of). Two Krauts and Six Frogs all got drenched and not a new shirt from any of the tight bastards!

RUN SHIRTS...Any Cock'll Do got his 25 Run shirt and my beloved Pole Position was presented with her 100 Run shirt after taking her old shirt off...can't she wait till I get her home!?

VISITOR in...Only one, Shop Till You Drop from sweet Alabama. Welcome shopper/Hasher.

NEW MEMERS in...Fred, Tumble Dryer and a little lady, Suey( Doodlebug's girlfriend) who was NAMED... Dildo Bug !

RUN OFFENSES...JC  got Paper in as Jungle Balls had asked her for a donation and she said 'we will have to put a bloody sign on our front door!' Jungle Balls called in Barbie Doll as he had said before the Run 'if that dog dosn't stop barking  I'm going to kill the owner', it was the GM's dog, oops! Houdini got Jungle Balls in as JB was running whilst on the phone. Why? Cos he was calling his wife to ensure she did not follow the blue paper, love, dedication..but wrong!  No Hope got Clit Zipper in as Cartoon's dog had dumped in the circle and he had put a box over it to stop someone stepping in it, but CZ did, then wiped his foot along the length of the laager! NH then got in Houdini and Once Weekly in, now it's good manners to call out oncoming dangers for all Hashers but NOT 'prickle, prickle'.  Tarts! Donkey Manure got Jungle Balls in as JB had led him and his mates on so a called short cut that turned out to double the length of their Run, trust only yoursleves lads! Not Cleaver called in Donkey Manure cos I had asked, for the notes, Chicken George 'who's that, what's his name?' He didn't know, so I asked DM as he came out, he told his name.  Now D M. 'who named you?', 'You did!!' Me, memory like a donkey!

STEWARD...Manneken Piss, got the Hares in and bollocked them for not getting the land owner sorted!  Hares in again with Lord Louis The Lip as LLtL had asked the Hares 'Are there any hills?' 'No, no it's flat as a pancake'.  Well as we know, hills for Africa and they nearly killed off  LLtL!  Tootsie in next to show us his new socks (socks, with no feet?). Turned out his dad had brought  them for him..French gays!  Late Arrival  in, she had gone to Shakers for dinner as Barbie Doll had gone on the piss at the Little Expat and she told M P that she had had enough drink for one holiday and just wanted to rest.  As she was paying the bill the waiter asked, food ok?, yes she said, not late was it ?, no! Well why did you put Late Arrival on the bill for? Cos  all Hashers get 15% discount  and it's my Hash name.  By the way , after 6 hours she was still resting there! Mind The Gap in next. MP just found out where the male G spot is, at the back of MTG's throat ! All the French in, as Who The Fuck Is Alice's daughter has just become MP's mate's new girlfriend and she says her hair hurts when he  pulls it, specially under her arms! Thanks MP, good G spot!

CHRISTMAS  SONG...Barbie Doll gave us his very own version of the Christmas carol...We thee kings of Orient are. It is , of course the Irish version...very funny. He finished off with his breathalizer song. Thanks BD, great entertainment.

DEPARTERS in...Only Late Arrival ( should now be called Early Departure!)

HARES in...Not sure what JC wanted but good Run was called!

On On, Not Cleaver
See you all next week.