HARES in...Our Little Bleeder called in the three Hares and thanked them for their repeated efforts. Well done you three, for your hard work once more.

VIRGIN in...One, with a Cricket Australia cap on....there's always one. A well deserved drowning!

NEW MEMBERS in...Two, a young lad and his grandad, Frank Spencer...NAMED...BETTY!

RUN OFFENSES...No Hope called in his fellow Hare, Lau Lau Louder cos she had ran out of multi coloured paper so she continued to use BLUE paper on the Run( no wonder there were late, late incomers!). Barbara Woodhouse gets Manneken Piss in as Hares said be careful of the rubber cups but MP knocked one down and ran on..shame on you MP, next time you fall off your bike I won't help you AGAIN! Manneken Piss calls in Blue Harlot as he witnessed BH, what looked like pissing in his water bottle, BH denies this...but didn't drink from the bottle again! Fuck New Water got No Hope in as he was sure NH laid paper from the bus..I do think so! Testicle Tom calls for Mama Duck and Sucker as they both came back early due to the fearsome, raging river (er, read small stream) which,  they felt was just too much to cross! Mr Fister calls for Piss Drinker and his sister as they managed to lock his car with the keys inside. Mr Fister got inside without keys and sorted them. Now what did you do for a living Mr Fister? Blue Harlot walks in and tells us that he is a little upset with all the sick Mandela jokes and says that Mandela died at 95...which was 5 mph faster than Paul Walker (of Fast and Furious fame) did last week!..Thank you Blue (sicko) Harlot! but I like it.

RUN SHIRTS..Spreads Well got her 25 Run Shirt (after been given someone else’s 100 Run shirt by mistake)..I'm to blame not GM, wrong piece of paper, sorry GM. Saint Blow Job was presented his 500 Run shirt and cap..well done both!

STEWARD, Billy Boy...Hares in and thanked them, then got Lau Lau Louder back in and told us that she had said , why are they coming in from there...cos that’s where the In paper is....you Hare! Bum Scraper next .On the Kings Birthday they opened a couple of bottles of wine, drank 1 1/2 and then went to bed...hours later B S woke him up and said..there's 1/2 bottle left, twat and then got up and finished it off! King Klong in as he was getting ready to do his exercise  run but locked himself out of the house but BB came to the rescue! KK still in and was joined by Lord Louis the Lip as KK had his camel drinking bag on his back and LLtL asked if he could have a blow job from KK! Sad man! Once Weekly in cos he had tried to turn the HHH sign the right way but just couldn't...more pills for you OW! Flying Dickhead in as he had said why do you need HHH signs when there are clear directions on the web site...then why do you get lost FD ?..tosser! Twice Nightly and Once Weekly in as OW had noticed she had some little prickles on her pussy after the Run and he should take them off before anyone else did...just too many pricks? Finally Lesser Dipshit in as a representative of the sad English Cricket team....And I said there's always one but I was wrong..there’s two tossers BB! Nice Steward spot apart from the last one! Thanks.

DEPARTERS in... Billy Boy and Dr Fucking Jeckyll, BB off working,  Dr F J off shagging!

HARES in...Run Master called for shit Run..no way Good Run called by all, well done the Hares.

On On, Not Cleaver.
See you all next week.