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HARES
IN...GM called in Gorgeous and thanked them for a tough Run,
ropes and all.
RETURNERS in...Only two FA Cup and some Frog. Welcome home both. VIRGINS in...Four, Frenchies and none of them bought a new Hash shirt..tight bastards! VISITORS in...Tumble Dryer came back to us from the UK. Come again TD but iron your shirt next time! NEW
NAME...Lars, from the bad lands, the cold lands of Sweden was
named...SICKO ! RUN
OFFENSES...Mannenken Piss got Swollen Colon in cos as SC was the
last man he threw
the Hash Horn to MP and fucked off..so MP was now the last man and with
the
Horn, as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike! MP then called in
Always Wet.
Last year AW told us MP always ended up in her dreams and now she told
him when
anyone calls On On, she sees MP...AW, theres something very wrong with
you
sweetheart! Not Cleaver came in and said there are only really 3 types
of
people...Tossers, Fucking useless Tossers and
some
one who trys to help others but
invariably stuffs it up. The GM is then called in. NC explains that GM
came
into Popeye's cafe on Sunday morning after the Triathlon with two HHH
signs..some tosser has left these out, says GM. Where you get them from
asked
Parasol Pussy? Just seen them on the road side this morning...but I've
just put
those out this morning for this afternoons Bike Hash she says...PP was
not a
happy bunny! SADG called in Tumble Dryer and Slow Cunt. TD was walking
with a
stick and slipped down the hill, Slow Cunt, watching just walked past
her and
carried on! Menneken Piss called in all the French and said something
about
cunts but the rest was in French, so I have no idea what was said! Dr
Fucking
Jekyll called Two Stroke and Chicken George because the two of them
were
completely lost and stayed that way, coming in with the last! STEWARD...Big
Bollox, called in all the French visitors and told them to shut the
fuck up and
stop talking or he will make room on the ice for the lot of em! Paper
in next
to stand in for her JC. BB overheard Friday night JC say..I've got to
stop now
as I've had enough, BB called for our bullshit song for that one! Fish
Balls in
as BB told us that they again have a hotel for this weeks jolly and BB
had
taken her out for dinner for fish and chips. They were in bed, after
dinner and
BB didnt feel that great and Fish Balls says...its because you had too
much
viagra with your fish and chips...vinegar,
you twat, fucking vinegar! BB tells us about No Hope that he was really
pissed
off Sunday as someone told him a little beauty was on a bike with tits
out but
some prat waved a big green flag just as she went past NH and he missed
her! Lucky
Lek next in as BB tells us that Thai men must be good at multi tasking
cos he
saw LL smoking, talking on his phone and having a piss all at the same
time!
Mind The Gap and FA Cup in as they could not make Sunday morning as
they both
said the same...its too early to get up! Gay
Cowboy and Dirty Dozen in cos its thier birthday..H B
Y Cs! Nice
spot BB, thank you. DEPARTERS
in... Big Bollox goes back up north and SADG goes to the land of
mountains,
watches and dodgy chocolate. F O Y Cs. HARES in...Manneken Piss called for shit Run but had no chance of it, so good run was called. On On, Not Cleaver. |