HARES  in...As Jungle Balls said-  there are more hares in the circle than on the GM's head! Well done the Hare Team. This will be a short circle as we started late due to the bus coming in late and a dark day.

RETURNERS in...Eight including Big Bollox for his annual Iron Man jolly!

VIRGINS in...One young lady from Norway who had already bought a new Hash shirt and needed another as she was soaked, thank you!

RUN OFFENSES...Jungle Balls called in Manneken Pis and Mind The Gap.MP called out RU? on the Run and M t G shouted out..i'm having a pee pee! Bollox called both MP and M t G back in and told us that he had asked MP..which way? and just as MP pointed, that way, M t G run into his out stretched arm! Dr Fucking Jeckyll called in Manneken Piss and Jungle Balls as they had made up a few new verses of our song for Our Little Bleeder to now include his dog Tiger. They each sang them to cheers from the circle! JC got Jungle Balls, Dicksapointing and Twice Nightly. They all watched as TN fell arse over tit...no one would help her as they didn't want to get shit from their respective ladies..shame on you!

NEW NAME...Gary  (Billy Boy's mate) was given his Hash name...Billy's Bitch. Welcome and watch your arse!

STEWARD...Lord Louis The Lip. Hares in and Chicken George on the ice for not marking a fucking great boulder in the road into the laager and King Klong managed to find it and bottomed his truck on it! The word fuck is a magical word and can be used as a Verb..John fucked Mary!..Noun..Mary is a fine fuck!..Adjective..Mary is fucking beautiful!..Hostility..I am going to knock your fucking head in!..Greeting..How the fuck are you!..Enjoyment..I had a fucking good time!..Displeasure...What the fuck is going on!...Surprise..You scared the shit out of me!..Aggressive..FUCK YOU ! Rommel in, LLtL told us that they had gone for a sauna together (oh yea?) and Rommel goes out to get his things..can’t open the fucking locker he says, let me help you says LLtL and he can't open it either, then looks at the key fob that says No 10..I thought you had No 11..Oh wrong locker says Rommel..Tosser! Great spot LLtL, well done.

RUN SHIRTS...Give Me A Stroke was given her Virgin Hare shirt. Miss Apparu had her 25 Run Shirt. Finally PAPER was presented her 700 Run shirt and Cap. Well done and congrats!

As the light had gone completely by this time the GM called in all the Hares and a good run was called as the rain also started to fall.