Scribe Report:                         Run  No. 1447                    Saturday 16 November 2013

Hares: Houdini & Vacant Plot
Total Pack 126:  PH3 108,  Virgins 3,  Visitors 13, Visiting Hashers 2,  New Members 0.


We waited as the rain gave away to decent sunshine and our Little Bleeder called in Houdini and Vacant Plot to inform us of their Run. I set off thinking I was going to again complete another walk but as the walkers got lost in the rubber after half a hour, ably led by Gorgeous, I gave up walking in circles and turned back. Unfortunately I was drawn out of the circle due to a little problem so I have no idea what followed but here's what little I have.

The GM got Houdini and Vacant Plot in and thanked them for setting the Run and walk.

RETURNERS in...Nine in all, though a few didn't make into the circle for their down downs. Welcome home.

VIRGINS in...Two, one from the UK and an Aussie (who as Blue Harlot pointed out looked like a father like Swollen Colon). Gives Good Head gave them a good soaking and I sold a new, dry, Hash shirt to the Brit (tight Aussie twat!).

VISITORS in...Two Hashers joining us for the first time from....not a clue!

RUN OFFENSES...The GM got Sir Bollox in cos he did not do the Run as he had only one shoe (having forgotten the other) Sir B said he could of done just one Leg! Virgin My Arse called in 15 gets you 20 (still think it's one of our best names!). 15/20 is our Hash Flash and had asked V M A if she had any camera batteries, as hers had packed up....some Hash Flash, just not enough power!  It was at this point I had to leave my Scribe duties, sorry, you Little Bleeder.

STEWARDS...I understand  Butt Plug gave his usual high standard of delivery as the first Steward and On The Floor was his equal with her Virgin Steward spot. Well done both!

DEPARTERS in...Five seeking pastures new, for a while, including Gives Good Head, who is off to the land of frog’s legs to confirm to those that rule that she is, in fact alive! Also off were Secret Banana Gobbler and her little Beansprout to much troubled Philippines. Good luck and stay safe.

HARES in...In complete darkness Houdini and Vacant Plot came in and JC asked for a vocal vote. Good Run was called.

On On, Not Cleaver.
See you all next week.