A clear day welcomed our GM as he called for Manneken Pis and Parasol Pussy (on her Virgin Hare) to give the Run info. MP told us that we will find a little barbed wire towards the end, as we came in. Off we went, including yours truly for a second week on the trot (on the walk).The first 15 minutes was uneventful and pretty flat until all walkers got lost and we scattered all over the place looking for paper. As I approached the THIRD barbed wire fence I felt lucky to have avoided the MINE FIELD! I am sure I heard Tommys and Huns kicking a football around somewhere on the Run. We all got back, a little shell shocked and only a few wounded souls (Blue Harlot and Once Weekly). Very cleaver of the Hares to celebrate Remembrance Sunday in this way!

RETURNERS in... Five Hashers were welcomed back to the fold of Phuket.

VIRGINS in... Five on their first Hash. 2 Thai ladies, with one each from US (Fungus's mate), Switzerland, Down Under and a late coming Frog. Gives Good Head did her job and we got a couple of new dry Hash shirts out of it.

NEW MEMBER ... Sheryl.  No name yet but it'll come to us.

RUN OFFENSES...GM got in first to call the Hares in for not clearly marking the barbed wire. MP blamed PP as he said it was her job. What a Gentleman! Philthy Pisshead called our GM in as he had asked GM if he wanted a drink, to which he said no, then after PP had paid for his own drink said ... where's mine? GM is clueless! Not Cleaver got The Hares in and told them that he was sure that as he climbed the last barbed wire fence he had come across Steve McQueen on his motor bike tangled up high on the barbed wire fence! Jungle Balls called for the Hares and Lord Louis The Lip as he witnessed LLTL having flash backs to Stalag 13 due to all the fucking barbed wire! Dandy La Root got Top Off in as T O saw D La R battling a little so suggested he go in front of T O so he could kick his arse along...T O, always helpful! Virgin My Arse called in Creature as she had New Shoes (wellies, blue plastic ones). As C drank out of them Blue Harlot was having a mini orgasm...what is it with men...plastic and BEER? Rotary Wanker got Piss Drinker in cos PD did call a warning about thorn bushes but only after RW had run into it! JC called his mate the GM in and said as the GM had finally changed the Down Downs to his favourite Tiger beer he kept making name mistakes so he could have free drink all day!

VISITING HASHERS... Two, Casino and the newly named Casino Royale from Malaysia.

STEWARD...Manneken Pis got in Woodpecker, King Klong and GM. He congratulated them on their first beer truck and thanked them for making the GM funny...AT LAST! Blue Harlot and Teachers Pet next. He told us BH had taken his family to Shakers in Patong. MP's cook had told him that he fancied BH's daughter and wanted to give her one. He told BH that he would have a word with his cook only to find out that it was Teachers Pet who he thought was BH's daughter. BH told us he has the same problem himself! BH was called in again as he was in Central as was BH with his family and they bumped into BC. After moving off, BH's daughter said to her dad..BC is a nice man....Now it's the REAL daughter who needs a good talking to! Once Weekly in as he told us all as he turned up he had come alone today.  Twice Nightly had gone to a wedding and OW had said he had got his priorities right in coming to the Hash rather than the wedding...Now, OW it would of been much funnier if it had been YOUR wedding and you had come to the Hash instead! Gives Good Head in as she had been notified by the French Government that she was in fact...DEAD.  GGH had to go to the Phuket French Consulate to get an I AM ALIVE certificate! Always Wet next as she did not go on the Run as she had witnessed the accident on the Patong hill and she was lucky to be alive so she decided to stay behind to drink herself to death! JC and Paper in, JC told him he heard Paper singing in the shower and told her you should be on the radio, why because of my voice says Paper..no says JC because of your face! It is MP's birthday tomorrow so we sang to him H B Y C!  Nice spot MP, thanks.

RUN SHIRTS...Parasol Pussy was given her Virgin Hare shirt. Dogs Breath was awarded her 25 Run shirt. Disparu was given his 200 Run shirt...well done all of you.

DEPARTURES...Two....F O Y C's

HARES in... As Parasol Pussy was a Virgin Hare JC would not give a bad run. The Run was called a good run even though there was more barbed wire than a  WW1 battle ground!