We were all back in one of the Hash's favorite laager spots in Bang Wat Dam as the number of attendees demonstrated. GM welcomed all and called for the Hares Lesser Dipshit, Bullet Rash and Born Loser on his 60th Hare. He thanked them and congratulated BL on his personal milestone.

RETURNERS in. Ten in all (as Rambutan Head was informed she had been 5 weeks running and told to piss off out the circle! ). Welcome home to the best Hash

VIRGINS in. Five came in but the GM said he didn't give a shit from where they came. but I did and they came from the Land Down Under. welcome to all, even from our GM!

VISITORS in. Two from the UK. One male and one femalel. the lads were only interested in the young lady. why, I have no idea. but lads, tread carefully. it's Clitmas Pussy's daughter!

RUN OFFENSES. Billy Boy got us started by calling in Skirt, so we could sing H B Y C! Right, sit back down, you've done fuck all wrong! BB then called two of the Virgins in. He told us that he had run his own run and had never called On On but these two had still followed him, so just to inform them of the Hash workings: follow the paper, not the odd runner (and let’s face it BB is an odd runner! ) JC next in and called for Google Ass. JC came across GA and passed him, JC called On On and in the distance JC was sure he heard GA call LOST, LOST. See, even on the Run, the French are noisy cunts! JC also called in Houdini who had said to JC there was another 2.5km black top but there was at least 5km of it. JC, gotta say bit of an exaggeration there! Manneken Pis got his fellow Frog in, Tootsie and said he had done the hills up and down and had said to MP that there was only 1k to go but they were still running after a further 3k! Jungle Balls called Tootsie back in and told us that the over long Frenchie had flown past him down the hill but before he could get to the road Tootsie had gone arse over tip, head over heels and landed on his head. and I thought frogs could leap? Lesser Dipshit called in Dambuster and thanked him , as a Hare for his help in organising the access in the Dam area. Cap Kroon Crap!

NEW SHOES. Porn Shop just had to be called in for his atomic bright shoes (which should of come with a health warning, or at least sunglasses). He got two beers as his feet are small. serves you right!

NAME CHANGE. Jungle Balls called in Wobbly Six Pack cos the poor lad wants a new name. JB wondered what we could call him but informed the circle that one of W 6 P's mates had told us he had just got a dose. Now then, enter BC: so it's WOBBLY SNOT STICK. Should have said fuck all W S S!

1st STEWARD. Jungle Balls continued in the middle of the circle to kick off his spot.  Hares in.  Born Loser complained to JB during the week that they’d done two reccies, half killed him twice, and achieved fuck all towards today’s run.  One beer each for each km of black-top.  Topoff in as a stand in Indian (well he is Thai) to demonstrate the Indian yes/no head wobbling is due to the fact they each have a cup in his head with a pea in it.  Chicken George and Manneken Pis in as CG had responded to one of MP’s facebook mates (one Fonny Pisoort) with the comment ‘Wow is your name really Fanny Pisspot’.  Not Cleaver in as he got so pissed on Wednesday night he doesn't know if he found some keys or lost a car.  English footie fans in as they think they’re going to win the world cup.  No they’re not.  That only happens every 900 years after the Battle of Hastings.  Americans in:  Tea Party Republicans want more guns and less health care.  Dumb fucks.  Georgeous in, and predictably calls ‘what’s the charge?’.  JB then produces a set of jump-leads and attaches them to Gorgeous’s testicles. 'We'll fucking show you what the charge is'.  Teacher’s Pet in for crying at Pygmy’s wedding the other week because she felt sorry for the bride.  Why?  ‘Cos after her own wedding her arse was sore as hell for a week.  

Thanks JB, I always wondered about Gorgeous's “What's the Charge?”, he won't live that down!

RUN SHIRTS. Only a couple of shirts. for a couple, Sucker and Suck Him, 300 and 200 Runs respectively. well done to a couple of married love Hashers!

HASH MUSIC. Sir Bollox with another of his great songs.

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2nd STEWARD. BC, in came BC for his spot.  Testicle Tom – as a gay kid, he always tried to shove the cylinder in the star shaped hole, TT stayed in, his knees are fucked because the priest took forever to cum.  JC in: Don't you hate it when you wake up from a drunken night out with 'I love cock' written on your fore-head? Especially when you've been drinking at home.  Alone.  Louis the Lip – leading cause of death in his family… Nazis.  Louis the Lip (again) - young lass. On the date she says 'Darling, how many times are you going to make me cum?' He holds up two fingers. She says 'twice?' He says 'No, pick a finger.'  How do American chickens cross the road?  In a bucket.  I saw a TV advert for the new KFC Spaz-burger.  It's shoulder lickin' good  Blue Harlot remembers putting condoms on bananas at school. He wasn't in sex education - he just wanted to starve the darkies.  Blue Harlot - I've been trying to get my Downs Syndrome GF to swallow for a while now. Turns out all I had to do was cum on the window.

Thanks, BC, even the kids enjoyed that, even if their parents didn't!

HARES in, the GM called for Lesser Dipshit, Bullet Rash and Born Loser to come into the now jet black circle. the 4 who were left waved their torches for good run.

On On Not Cleaver and Blue Harlot (his turn to bring the candles next week)