After three days of continuous rain here on what was sunny Phuket the Hares managed to lay paper earlier this morning, hoping that the rain wouldn’t wash it away In the main that was successful. So it sounded as all the runners/walkers were a happy bunch, even though they were wet through as they made their way back to a soaked circle. I could just about see the black topped GM though the multi coloured umbrellas as he open the circle by asking the Hares to come and get their beers and to thank … No Hope, Ape-Man and Puppy Love. Well done the Hares!

RETURNERS in … Eight of the Hashers, that looked like drowned rats, wishing that they had stayed where they had come from! Welcome back, oh brave ones.

VIRGINS in … As they came into the circle you could hear in the background … what a fucking shame they are going to get wet. So, four of them knelt down in the mud and took their beers and a further soaking like good uns!

VISITORS … no surprise that there were no Visitors!

RUN OFFENSES … The first in was Barbie Doll, who instead of insulting one of us gave us a great little Irish Hashers song. Although it brightened the circle up it didn’t make us any drier! Thanks anyway BB. The GM then called in Virgin My Arse and Mr Fister … this was to be a remote Run Offense via GM on behalf of our old friend Julie Andrews. JA thanked the Hashers that took the time to send birthday wishes to our mate, who is now working in Germany, cooking up God knows what. Anyway, JA wanted to point out that his birthday was two weeks away and that the day they had chosen to send their birthday wishes was in fact the birthday of … . THE REAL JULIE ANDREWS! ! ! ! (that’s acebook for you! )Nice one! Wilma called in Manneken Pis as W was driving to the Hash when MP’s truck came up on the inside of W’s and as he undertook him managed to soak everyone by the side of a 7-11 as the water that had built up was about 6 inches deep … it left the local Thais not too happy! JC then called in Wilma and said … You Tosser, you did the same to me on the way here … (and we know how JC drives! ) Blue Harlot next, as he called Sir Bollox in (Sir B mumbling, you bastard! ). Sir B had phoned BH this morning to ask for a lift to the Hash. Sure, said BH, ill pick you up at the Honda Garage at 2-15 … BH was sitting at home, watching a bit of porn with a nice cuppa when his phone goes, with Sir B shouting down the airwaves … where the fuck are you, it’s nearly 25 past 2! . . BH answers … but it’s only 25 past 1 … Sir B says, Oh bollocks I’m still on Singapore time! (well travelled man but can’t be arsed to change his watch to local time, another tosser! )

1st STEWARD … No Hope … he calls in the Hares and thanked them (he just wanted to get another free beer). As Ape- Man and Puppy Love were exiting the Circle he called Ape-Man back in. He told us that some time ago he had said to A-M that come hell or high water(which works well today! ) they would work together to ensure that A-M would get 50 Hares in . Well, they reached that high level a couple of months ago. NH recalled a time when they were Haring together and reccying, one doing the walk, one doing the run, when A-M phoned NH and said … I’m stuck in a swamp … but there’s no swamp on the walk, I know said A-M, I think I’m lost. That was just one of many. So today No Hope presented Ape-Man a Special 51 Hares-Retired shirt! ! Well done Ape-Man, we appreciate all the Haring you’ve done for the Hash. Now just enjoy the walks for a change, thanks. NH then called in seven Hashers by name and proceeded to place them in line, in order … and says … do you see what I see? she has it TWICE NIGHTLY, with her TOP OFF and she SPREADS WELL, ON THE FLOOR, and she’s ALWAYS WET,  drinking SINGHA, and talking dirty to BLUE HARLOT! ! . Good One NH, great spot. Big Bollox did a second Steward Spot and I was told was up to his usual good standard, thanks for coming down from Chumphon for the spot BB.

RUN SHIRTS … The GM gave our Hash Cash, ALWAYS WET her 100 Run shirt. Well done AW, your name really suits you today!

HARES in. There was no question about this one. With everyone wet all agreed Good Run. Well done and thanks. The GM closed the soggy circle.