Scribe Report:                         Run  No. 1440                    Saturday 28 September 2013

Hares: No Hope, Singha, Lau Lau Louder & On The Floor

Total Pack 89:  PH3 83,  Virgins 4,  Visitors 2, Visiting Hashers 0,  New Members 0.



Due to a long standing commitment, I had to leave the circle early, after having permission from our great and respected Leader. So these notes are not only short but a bit late due to a sore head!

GM welcomed everyone to the muddy circle and called in the Hares, No Hope, Singha, Lau Lau Louder and our latest recruit to the world of Haring, On the Floor. The GM thanked them for their work and presented On The Floor with her Virgin Hare Shirt. Well done.

RETURNERS in … A round dozen made through the mud but didn’t show us they were too happy to be back!

VIRGINS in … A family from Aussie but only the young lad was still smiling after Gives Good Head made them even wetter!

VISITORS … not in, as there were not any travelers from far off lands.

RUN OFFENSES … Billy Boy called in Lesser Dipshit and Born Loser as it was a case of the blind following the stupid. LD and BL were lost and therefore got BB lost. Lesser Dipshit got Billy Boy back in to inform him they were not lost, just stupid! Our Little Bleeder called in Manneken Pis as he was late cos he went home from the airport before coming here today. tosser/wanker! The ex GM then called Major Dick Blue in cos he had 3 beers in his hand and then went arse over tip and lost all the liquid refreshment over the floor. No Hope called Fungus in as he was the front runner on the run and as he was coming in started to turn right off the road and not left into the laager and was about to do the run again! GM got Saint Blow job in cos ONCE AGAIN he went out on the in trail not the out trail … S B J said its shorter that way! Mr Fister called in Great Dick as GD was doing summersaults and body twists down the slopes, without getting dirty. he’s just too bloody quick! Filthy Pisshead got the first six front runners in as without doubt they stuffed the paper up due to the muddy conditions and that was his story for getting lost! Moonwalker called in Jiggly Worm, Punt and On The Floor as the three of them had slipped down every slope on the run and Punt thought hed had seen blood on JW and was sure he’d seen a sniper! BC called in Tootsie, Oh La La, JC and Paper … because he wanted to! Tootsie had asked BC … who are you, a visitor? No, I’m BC you fucking retard! Papers Dog fell over so and into a hole. JC told Paper to get into the deep hole to get Spot out (JC wanted to leave Paper in the hole)

BIRTHDAY BOY
… The GM called Shug The Bug into the circle as it was his 10th Birthday, HBY little C (soon be eleven)

It is at this point I took my leave. Blue Harlot tells me that both SUCKER and SAINT BLOW JOB did great Steward spots to entertain the wet Hashers. Thank you lads!

HARES
in … The four Hares were called in by the GM. Even though the weather was not kind, everyone thought the run was good. The run was given … Good Run. The circle was closed.

On On, Not Cleaver … See you all next week