| The Raspberry Ripple(GM) called in Fungus, Mr
Fister, Tequila Slapper and Oh Yeah. It was TQ’s 100th Run and her 50th
so well done on both and H B Y C! Well done the Hares. RETURNERS in… Seven eventually came in but Twice Nightly couldn’t be arsed to join Once Weekly (much to JC’s disappointment) on their return from the British Colonies! Welcome back all and one. VIRGINS… Four, one each from Poland, Scotland, Fiji and Zimbabwe [eh?]. Gives Good Head gave them a wet welcome! VISITORS… Same one as the last 3 weeks and she still didn’t know what was going on! RUN OFFENSES… No Hope got Top Off in cos he did a runner with the First Aid kit to treat Porn Shop… but it was locked! Saint Blow Job called in Ever Ready in cos she kept going off paper not once, not twice but thrice even though he called her back on paper but she just wanted to go her own way, she said now she knows why she stopped Hashing! Not Cleaver called in GM and Pole Position. PP gets Thursday and Tuesday mixed up so NC got her to recite the days of the week. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,… Down the Little Ex Pat with Murkury, Saturday!… whats going on I ask? Gorgeous gets in Lord Louis The Lip as G called to LLtL not to move the pole on the river crossing on the Run. LLtL not only moved it but took the bloody thing away stopping all others from crossing, bad lad! Barbara Woodhouse calls in the Hares and Secret Banana Gobbler along with little Banana’s Beansprout…. now BW starts to tells us how he keeps SBG happy in bed… every day and night but as their little one is not sleeping too well and BW keeps getting up to feed her he's not getting enough rest. The Hares promised him, no hills today so your ok… not true, so BW will now have to choose from coming to the Hash OR giving SBG one! Butt Plug got Pom in as she has been on 5 Runs and asked BP for a Hash name. Pom works for BP at the Ex Pat Hotel and she's a bit of a girl as she does her best to ensure Hotel guests are kept happy! So, BP suggested Tunnel Of Love as her Hash name…. NAMED… (please note… CONDYKE has been renamed by BC and agreed by our GM…as RUSTY HOOK). Jungle Balls called in Anal Vice as he was moaning about it being too hot in the hills for a Austrian… JB said there's a well known Austrian saying… if you can’t stand the heat stay out the OVENS! 1st Steward, Two Stroke… Kicks off his Virgin Spot with telling us the 7 most important men in a woman's life..1. The Doctor- who tells her to take off her clothes! 2. The Dentist- who tells her to open wide! 3. The Milkmen- Who asks her- do you want it in the front or the back! 4. The Hairdresser- who asks her do you want it teased or blown! 5. The Interior Designer- who assures her once inside you’ll love it! 6. The Banker – who insists to her if you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest! 7..The Primal Hunter- who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her to keep quiet and lie still! A guy is out driving in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up the first house and looks in the window. He sees an old lady yanking her boobs and an old man jerking off. He is so freaked out he goes next door and asks the owner, what's going on next door? Oh that’s the Robinsons, their both deaf. She’s telling him go milk the cows and he’s telling her to go fuck herself! Wife: I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for 10$ and the thick ones went for 20$.. Husband: How about ones like mine? Wife: Those they gave away… Husband: I had a dream too… I dreamt they were auctioning cunts. The pretty ones went for 100$ and the tight ones went for 2000$.. Wife: And how much for one like mine…. Husband: That was where they were holding the auction!... Great First Spot Two Stroke, thanks and come again! RUN SHIRTS…Two Stoke came back in to get his 25 Run Shirt and Tequila Slapper had her 100 Run Shirt, well done both. Oh Yeah was given her Virgin Hare shirt, good job and thanks. 2nd Steward………Top Off…Presented our very own Hash-Alike-Awards & Prizes for: PROBABILITY PRIZE: [UK], and Colin Morgan [UK], for making two related discoveries: First, that the longer a cow has been lying down, the more likely that cow will soon stand up; and Second, that once a cow stands up, you cannot easily predict how soon that cow will lie down again ………GORGEOUS HARES in….Everyone was in agreement….Good Run was called..well done the Hares! WORD of the WEAK….Gobble, the throaty sound at the end of a Patong massage. AND REMEMBER…A politician is a fellow who will lay down YOUR life for HIS country. On On
Not Cleaver and Blue Harlot See you all next week. la |