Scribe Report:                         Run  No. 1438                    Saturday 14 September 2013

Hares: Barf Wader, Froggy, Stupid Canard and 'Manu'

Total Pack 101:  PH3 92,  Virgins 1,  Visitors 5, Visiting Hashers 1,  New Members 2.



HARES in  …  GM called Barf Wader, Froggy, Stupid Canard and Manu and thanked them for their fine effort and particularly thanked Manu for allowing us to use his land for our laager site and then awarded him his Virgin Hare Shirt.

RETURNERS in  …  Seven in all. GM asked where they had been but someone shouted out  …  we don’t care so the GM gave up asking  …  Shame! Welcome back anyway.

VISITOR in  …  Same lady from Zanzibar as last week and she still didn’t know what was going on!

NO VIRGINS  …  Well that’s taken for granted!

RUN OFFENSES  …  Teeny Weeny got S A D G in, as he was waving everyone to the right direction, which was round the loop but then S A D G fucked off the other way avoiding the loop! Not Cleaver got 15 gets you 20 in as our Hash Flash took photos of Who The Fuck Is Alice with his shorts down, showing his dick last week but DID NOT put it on our web site! King Klong got the Hares in and asked if it would have been better to lay paper on land we actually had permission to run on! Jungle Balls called the GM in as he had forgotten his Ex Girlfriend’s Birthday, shame on you. Anyway, Barf Wader, H B Y C ! . S A D G then called a couple of French in to be named  …  Jean is now known as Kiss My Ring and Christian is AKA  …  Sexy Moron  …  NAMED!

1st STEWARD  …  Lesser Dipshit  …  Hares in to thank them but also called in Assterix and ICED him. He was seen by L D pissing around and mucking up the loop and therefore destroying the Hares effort in increase the length of the run! GM and Not Cleaver were next to feel the wrath of L D, N C was heard to be shouting. Tiger, where art thou? As the GM had lost his little offspring and they were getting in the way of the runners so L D said if you bring a dog, fucking look after it yourself! L D then said it would be of use for our newer members to outline some of the people you may come across in the Hash  …  Well there’s always lots of paper around so PAPER in, plenty of water so KING KLONG in, tree roots everywhere so ROOTS in, running through jungle so JUNGLE BALLS in, someone for ever saying Jesus Christ that was close so J C in, we come across Hashers falling over so HORIZONTAL in, There’s always one so SLOW CUNT in and finally we are always treading it (or dropping each other in it in the Circle) so PUPPY SHIT in. So there you are, it just goes to prove that HASERS really are people for all season and reasons! Good spot Lesser Dipshit, well thought out, thanks.

NEW MEMBERS  …  Brock is now Butt Swallower and our Welsh South African (Bronwyn) is now known as Hill Bitch  …  (see my word of the Weak).

2nd STEWARD  …  King Klong, Hares in as KK said the HHH sign were not only crap but not even there for anyone who came over the hill from Kata (not all live in or around Chalong! ) GM next in cos KK was to be a Steward last week and the GM said stuff you I’ve run out of time so you had to do it next week and KK was on tender hooks for two weeks! Now earlier in the week KK witnessed a sight to behold so called GM and JC to recreate the show. We know that these two drinkers have the shakes till they have a drink and wanted to see if GM could pour Lemonade from a can into JC’s beer bottle. They did it but most of it went all over the floor as it did the other night! Gives Good Head in as KK saw her walking around The Expat Hotel with her cock atop walking stick with a condom on  …  and she showed us  …  nice one G G H! Bonzo in next as he too was in the Expat but not walking just falling all over the place as he had just had some Wacky Backy and was stoned out of his head! Slow Cunt and Billy No Mates in as KK overheard them talking  …  S C had just come back from the UK and was telling B N M that he had a FREE new hearing aid fitted at the National Health Service  …  really, said B N M  …  how much did that cost? Who needs the hearing aid? Blue Harlot in, KK told us of a meeting of a lady and BH in Tescos  …  the lady said, I think you’re like a father to one of my children and before she could carry one BH said. Oh! You must be the bird I shagged a few years ago in Patong , who I took home and I fucked you so hard in both holes till my spunk came out of your nose. No, No said the lady I was just going to tell my daughter is in your class at your school! Well done K K, great spot that shook BH up!

HARES
in. Now most of the Circle wanted Hash Shit and JC was leading the call for it with all supporting him, Hash Shit, Hash Shit, when  …  fireworks erupted into the night sky, donated by the Hares  …  Good Run, Good Run called the Circle  …  O, Hashers you weak hearted buggers!

WORD of the WEAK  …  BRONWYN, a Welsh girls name, which means  …  PURE BREASTED. New name?

AND REMEMBER  …  Anyone can change their name and so can HASHERS!

On On
Not Cleaver and Blue Harlot
See you all next week