GM welcomed all to Bang Wat Dam, one of our favourite run/laager sites and thanked Hares, Butt Plug, Puppy Shit and Dambuster. Our Leader then called in Dambuster, Puppy Shit and Oh Yeah as it was their Birthday…H B Y Cs ! Puppy Shit was called back in for a third time and ICED because he had used far too much blue paper on the walk (and therefore spent too much Hash money, is our Leader getting a tight Bleeder?)

RETURNERS in…19 in all. As Blue Harlot said over 9 is loads, over 15 is Shit Loads. So shit loads back home then!

VIRGINS in…Two Thai girls and a young lad who looked like he wanted to be one. G G Head sorted them out with more than a few drops!

VISITORS in …A couple from Guam, Yanks from one island to another!

NEW MEMBERS in…Two Thai girls. Welcome girls, names to come later!

RUN OFFENSES…Gorgeous called Virgin My Ass and Secret Banana Gobbler in as they had run the walk and left all the others behind….Gorgeous got some stick for a tame Offense…shades of things to come for a certain Steward! Top Off next with JC in, T O had the horn and was leading (so he said) and bumped into JC running the wrong way on the run!  As these two Offenses got No support/laughter the first Steward was called in early to brighten the circle up!?

1st STEWARD, Not Cleaver…Well, balloon and lead come to mind so I won’t waste my time on MY spot!

After killing the circle,…..Minnie Mouse came in to help brighten things up to ask the ex GMs to donate money to the Wat on the Dam and then passed the hat around for all to add to the 60 Baht the GMs had put in! In all,  5,600 baht was collected. Well done MM, great way to cheer us up!

RUN SHIRTS…Billy No Mates 50 Runs and Parasol Pussy 200 Runs. Well done to both.

HASH MUSIC…Bollox was our last resort to get the circle going. He called in Fungus/Yank, Sucker/English, Froggy/Frog, Google Ass/Swiss, McFurer/Kraut, Houdini/Aussie and Parasol Pussy/Dutch to represent lovers across the world. Bollox then gave his rendition to the tune of Wild Rover.  Another great piece of Hash Music,which did the trick for the circle.

NEW SHOES…Minnie Mouse got the two Virgins in from the Expat Hotel (bit harsh on Virgins) but she had them drink from their New Shoes!

2nd STEWARD…Manneken Pis, Called Not Cleaver in on the ICE cos I had nicked one of his jokes! Froggy was called in as a French Police officer and Sucker and Chastity Belt, sitting in chairs as an English couple in an English car driving in France. The French cop pulled over the English couple and introduced himself and asks have you been drinking sir? Yes says the Englishman, I've been to a wedding and had a few beers( speaking with a drunken voice) and then went to the party and drank 3 bottles of wine, 1 Chablis, 1 Bordeaux and 1 Bourgogne….with cheese…then finished off with 2 Black Labels!! The Cop, clearly irritated says you do understand I am a Police Officer and I have pulled you over for Alcohol Control..Yes, of course says the Englishman but do YOU understand I'm in a English car and my wife is driving?! M Pis ten tells us that Great Dick went to get a tattoo last week and asked for a Ferrari on his cock. OK said the Tattooest and it took a couple of hours and when he finished he said, that will please your wife..No No I'm gay says GD, Oh says the tattooist then I'll put a tractor on your balls, why says GD? Your surely need it when your in the shit! Top Off in next, Did he know that Pakistan has a space program too? They send Pakis to England to make more space in their country! Good spot M Pis..better than the last twat!

DEPARTERS in…Mannenkin Pis and Jeannekin Pis…hurry back J Pis!

HARES in…In they came for what turned out to be an unsuspected bollocking. JC was determined to move on the hash shit seat…and the mood the circle was in, Hash Shit was called and placed around But Plugs neck!

WORD of the WEAK….IMPLACABLE…an unmoveable circle!

AND REMEMBER….If your going through hell, keep going!

On On 
Not Cleaver and Blue Harlot,
See you next week.