The GM opened the circle by calling in the Hares, No Hope and Virgin Hare, Sir Prikalot and thanking them for their hard work, well done lads.

RETURNERS in … Four but the GM stuffed up cos 2 of them were here last week so the registration froggys got a bollocking.

VIRGINS in … Three from the UK and three from the USA, all teachers, like our very own Blue Harlot!

NO VISITORS … Too much rain for plastic Hashers?

NEW MEMBERS in … The young ones are our future (well maybe) Young Tate and even younger Ziggy were called by GM. Tate was named Icicle after his Mom and Ziggy was given the only name possible Stardust (after David Bowie).

NEW SHOES … Three beauties in and drank from their clean, non smelly shoes.

RUN OFFENSES … Manneken Pis called the Hares in as MP heard Sir Prikalot ask No Hope. How long will the walk take? Did they actually do any reccies or just make it up? No Hope then called in two of the new members representing the young teachers. NH pointed out that the Hash did not litter so would they please pick up their rubbish! Minnie Mouse called in Pig Lick and Lick Pig in cos they had made love on the Hash and produced their offspring (well I think that’s what you call them! ) Blue Harlot called in Teeny Weeny’s brother as he turned up in flip flops to do the run. BH offered to lend him his new shoes if, in turn he would drink out of them as New Shoes … this offer was turned down by the newcomer, so BH gave him an old pair that was falling apart! Not Cleaver got Chicken George in as his dog almost killed Louis the Lip as the old time Hasher crossed the footbridge and felled him. It could have been LtL’s last run!

1st STEWARD … Chicken George called the Hares in and blamed them for LtL’s slip on the crap bridge and NOT HIS dog! Houdini was next in along with Chastity Belt and Nugget cos CG saw H drug dealing before the run … so H was the dealer, CB was the mule and Nugget provided the place (beer truck) All the Pensioners in (seemed like there were more in the circle than watching). CG carried out the following test to see how our pensioners’ mental state held up?

1. Giraffe Test … How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?  A. Open the door, put in the giraffe and close the door!
2. How do you put an elephant into a fridge? A. Open the fridge, take out the giraffe and put the elephant in!
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals were there except which one? A. The elephant, he’s in the fridge!
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you have no boat, how do you get across?  A. Swim across, All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference!

Our pensioners didn’t do too well, never mind! Good Steward Spot, well done.

HASH MUSIC … Bollox introduced his new Hash song to the tune of Montezuma.


Another great singalong Bollox. Where would we be without you( in a quieter place! )

RUN SHIRTS … Auntie Biotic, 25 Runs. Smiling Pussy, 25 Runs, who took it off to cheers and Blue Harlot said she’s getting a 26 run shirt next week! . Well done girls … Then Sir Prikalot got his Virgin Hash shirt. Well done SP on your first Hare, thanks.

2nd STEWARD, Jungle Balls. Hares in, JB thanked them and SP for his first Hare, really good job and said we need more new Hares. He then asked all the Hashers that had 100 runs or over and had never Hared.  Come in on your own or be NAMED and ICED!  They had to be named and therefore iced … Toad and Parasol Pussy … Toad got on the ice but PP refused … not too happy but there you are! Blue Harlot and GM in as they were running and passed girls who were walking their new dogs ( Spot’s puppies). The little ones saw their owners and ran after them but could not keep up with BH and GM, which proves dogs are like their owners! Always Wet in. AW is our new Hash Cash and needed someone to help open up a new joint bank account. She took JB to the bank and told them they were getting married so had to have a joint a/c. But JB didn’t have a work permit so could not open one. So next day AW took in M Pis and told the same story … just how many men is AW getting married to? AW was invited back for some group sex last week by Soixante Muff, AW was so pissed she said YES. – but then bottled out.  From fluffer to duffer!  JB then called two girls in from the Philippines, 15 gets you 20 and Auntie Barf. JB then read out in their local language the rules of finding a good husband …’matandang  mayamang  madaling  mamatay’  the two girls killed themselves laffing! JB then read it out in English. 1. Old, 2. Rich, 3. Will Die Soon!  All the Aussies next cos Phuket had its first meeting of a new club: Aussies in Phuket. Now we know the world has yin and yang and any equal force has an opposite reaction … so ‘Aussies in Phuket’ on one side and MENSA on the other! Minnie Mouse in. JB noted with all the young flesh about MM was not all over them … why? Cos they are all teachers at MMs daughters school!    An Englishman (Saint Blow Job), a Frenchman (Tootsie) and a gentleman of coloured persuasion (King Bunga – who had whited up for the day) are sat outside the maternity ward at the Mission hospital waiting for their newborn sons. The doctor walks in and tells them that there has been a bit of a mix up and can't say for certain whose son is whose. The Englishman walks into the maternity ward and comes back into the reception holding, what is quite clearly, the Bungalese child.   The nurse says, “sir, that’s the Bungalese baby”.  The Englishman says, "Yes I know but one of those two little bastards in there is French, and I'm not taking any chances." 
 Great spot JB, Thanks a lot.

DEPARTERS in. Only one … Bellend. F O Y C !

HARES in. The Run Master was very gentle with them as we had a Virgin Hare so Good run it was!

WORD of the WEAK … Pipe … 105 gallons of wine … might come in use some time!

AND REMEMBER. A beer shortens your life by a minute, a glass of wine by two minutes and a day of work by 7 to 10 hours!