Scribe Report:                         Run  No. 1430                    Saturday 20 July 2013

Hare: Manneken Pis, Wilma & Jeanneke Pis

Total Pack 118:  PH3 99,  Virgins 4,  Visitors 8, Visiting Hashers 4,  New Members 3.



I knew we were in for trouble as Kathu, Soi 6 turned into the first stage of the Dakar Rally. I passed Hashers cars that had ran out of petrol,some had turned back through lack of water and I bumped into Billy Boy, who was going round in circles mumbling something like…where the fucks the end?As I eventually reached a beaut of a laager site I knew I was right…I found a pissed up GM! For this was his swan song,  his demise, soon to be forgotten. A sad day for him….but not for us! Tears running down his cheeks the GM announced 35 baht beers and that tomorrow, Sunday was his linguistically challenged home of his birth national day and  his King Abertl  II was to abdicate in favour of his son Philippe, who was to be known hence forth as King Phil the Bell. Oh for fuck sake get on with it shouted someone behind me, here, here shouted the rest of us! So the pissed up Twat opened the circle for his last time.

Hares In.. As soon as the Hares were in( the GM) cries of Hash Shit(or was it Schitt?) rained down on him from all around the circle.35 baht beers or no, he wasn’t getting away with this one!

The GM got Nugget  on the ice for asking him…. GM,whos Manneken Pis? Crabbtree on the ice, cus hes a Frogg and he wanted a free beer.

Returners In.. Billy Boy, Chicken G, Danny La Root and shit loads more..welcome home lads.

Butt Plug on the ice…but the GM couldn’t remember why….this is going to be a long one!.

Virgins In.. A Canadian, couple of Thais, a Aussie and a Scot. Pole Position got a wee bit carried away and bucket loads went over them. Welcome and we hope to see you again but a bit dryer next time

Visitors In.. Four Aussies and 2 of them stuffed up the Blue Tube test so the GM got Clitmas Pussy and Jungle Balls in to show them how to do it right, which they did!

Run Offenses. Jungle Balls got the GM In as he had chosen Wilma as his co Hare only because the GM knew it was going to be Hash Shit and he wanted a professional hash shitter! Murkury  called the Hares In to thank them for the hills that they said weren’t there, also Bullet Rash picked up what was thought to be a turtle,  just for Murkury. GM got JC and Paper In. Paper gave JC directions for the site but sent him through the wrong golf course…JC was not happy with Paper…is he ever?  No Hope got the 2 visiting girls in cus the girls only wanted to walk but followed the run, never mind we got a good look at the girls. Jungle Balls got Pussy Licker and Chapped Lips In as parents of the youngest one who had new shoes….they drank out of them of his behalf, only half a cup in each! Barbrara Woodhouse got Top Off In, He always has a smile on his face and BW wondered why but as BW was in Bangkok the other day he noticed every other shop was a Jaspal shop…no wonder TO has a smile on his face. Top Off then got Billy Boy In.BB says women never listen but as BB got lost on the way here and TO found him,  TO said….seek a Sikh and you will find! Nice one TO!

As it was the GMs last circle all past GMs was going to do a Steward spot to say bye, bye.

1 King Klong, got Gives Good Head In, KK said when GGH first came to the Hash KK thought we wont see her again, just a one week wonder ..but GGH stuck at it, so, as her walking stick was stuffed KK presented her with a brand new one…..with a ragging cock on the top and her name etched down its length. Good one KK, enjoy the knob GGH!.Paper and Murkury In. Papers dog has given birth to millions of puppies. Murkury has got one. As he has no girlfriend he’s decided to go with man’s best friend instead! Pole Position and Not Cleaver In, PP wanted a puppy but NC said no way…..whos going to bring my tea every 30 mins if she has one of those? Minnie Mouse In. Cartoon got drunk at his Xmas work party and pissed over his boss. MM told him next morning and Cartoon said fuck him…MM said you did and your back at work on Monday!

2 Gorgeous, Barbara Woodhouse In, Last week Gorg’s wife gave BH a piece of banana cake but BW found a staple in it and moaned to Gorgeous. But you got it free, anyway Gorg gave BH a piece of Salmon but he made sure there was a staple on the top. When BW moaned again Gorgeous said…what’s wrong don’t you like staple foods??!

3 Louis The Lip, He got the two young lady visitors and Gorgeous In. When they were all approaching the start of the hill on the walk Gorgeous asked the girls to help L T L up by pulling him up with his stick……the girls were shocked cus they thought he said pull him up by his PRICK!  Blue harlot and Not Cleaver In. Before the run the three of us were talking and BH asked me if I had been on the Chumpon weekend……I was wearing the Chumpon shirt, so I said have a guess BH?!  Blue Harlot fucks little boys…..this was written in my Hash note book whilst I was in the circle…I don’t know who did it but I’m sure they used to piss up the wall at school to see who can piss the highest…just as they do every Friday night at the Little Expat…no names but I bet you can guess!

4 Minnie Mouse,  All the X GMs In. No steward chasing this week as all the X GMs are doing a spot each. Have you noticed that all the X GMs are going gray? Well as Murkury May/May not be our next leader,  if he’s to go gray then he’s got to get a wig! Top Off on the ice.TO always takes the piss out of Cartoon but as he’s not here to talk for himself on the ice TO goes.MM said if you see a Indian and a snake, what do you kick first….got to be the Indian! Blue Spunk and Bootilicious In. They are staying at a hotel for a romantic holiday, in bed most of the time, enjoying themselves. The maid has been knocking at the door all day to make up the room. When B S finally opens the door the made said you have some thing on your face..Oh I fell over says B S , well says the maid you must of fell over on the toilet cus you’ve got shit on your face!

5 Jungle Balls, Young Shug In…he wants to ice someone…his Mom but she'd already been iced so it’s sin bin…in she gets to laughter from Shug. J B wants to get four families of Hashers with names of the following name types…anyone with the male genitalia…femail genitalia….gender confused…and excretment  in their Hash names…all were in turn called in. So we had four in each family grouping. Then J B called in  two new members and they were asked to choose which family grouping name they wanted in their Hash names….she chose the cunt family and was given the name from the general voting…Ice Box….he chose the cock family and was voted…Any Cock’ll Do!

6 Blue Harlot, GM In,Tommorow is national day of Belgium and in a Belgium bar in Patong they are having a party with Belgium food, waffles, friets and chocolate…178 different beers, Belgian music…what the fuck is that? the French have accordians, the Germans have the goose step and marching songs, the Dutch have the Waltz but in double time…No idea what the Belgians have, probably drinking songs! Testicle Tom In.T T took a girl back from a Patong bar to a local hotel. They decided to have separate baths cus the girl was shy. T T got in first and started to laff, the girl asked why you laffing? Oh when I fart the bubbles tickle my balls…..I know, mine do too she said…TT took her/him back to the bar! Teachers Pet in. They have just got one of JCs puppies and when it did a shit T P wiped its arse with a tissue as she said its disgusting when dogs lick their bums, B H said but its not when I do it to you,  is it darling?!

Well done to all the X GMs on their Steward spots. Good way to send off our current GM.

Its now getting dark and im losing the will to write with my candle dropping wax on my note book!I said it was going to be a long one.

Hares In….Even though the GM got his whipping bitch in as co Hare(Wilma) No way was he getting away with Hash shit…so JC presented his prize shit house seat over the GMs head.
Well it’s a sad farewell to our GM till the AGPU. Well done Mannenken Pis…you’ve been a good GM, well at least you’ve been the BEST BELGIAN GM we’ve ever had!

 Word of the Weak…Belgian..A group of peoples who live in a land of the infamous and have no idea which language to speak

And Remember…..A Belgian is just like the rest of us but with out the brains!

On On, See You at the AGPU

Not Cleaver and Blue Harlot.