Prior to the circle opening,  shirts were given out to mark the occasion of the birthday of the U S A and their independence from their shackles of the Great British Empire ( tossers).  As Jungle Balls said, there were almost as many spelling mistakes on the shirts as my scribe notes!

Hares In,  The GM pointed out that the circle was going to be the noisiest circle ever due to planes, choppers and would be flyers over head……so every  time there was a fly over the Hares had to come in for a down down ( 8 in all) Also Tequila Slapper and Oh Yeah were blasted for laying the walk paper on a motor bike. This is the second week running this has happened, at this rate even a spastic like me can be a Hare!( please no PC complaints, I can remember the collecting boxes in the shape of a dog of the Spastic Society )

The GM got Pole Position  and Not Cleaver In. Pole Postions Birthady…40th but the GM let it out that he said to me that she didn’t look 40 and I said, no, she looks 50! Anyway H B Y C.

Returners In, Clitmas Pussy and Jungle Balls fresh from their Aussie Walkabout.  Welcome back both

Virgins In, 12 from all over the world and they got their watering from the girls. Four of the Virgins had new shoes, along with JC,  who kept a  denial going for some time but in the end joined the others in drinking out of their smelly new shoes.

Visiting Hashers, Two from Singapore, who tried in vain to drink with the blue tubes on but failed miserably

Run Offenses, Minnie Mouse got Oh la la and Creature In,  for walking with bottles of American beer and drinking it,  what a pair of posers!  Barbara Woodhouse got Once Weekly and Hawaiian Ho In,  for not walking on paper and short cutting so that every one else followed them.  Mr Fister got Once Weekly In,  again,  for coming back in after only 15 mins and saying he was on the run not the walk…porky pies somewhere O W.  Bullet Rash got Oh Yeah,  Oh La La and Bob,  the Virgin In,  for having a pushing match in the mud but the girls said bull shit and sang it to BH. Top Off got Barth Wader In,  for running on the beach and thinking she was on paper and shouting On On when she was on paper BUT going backwards.( well at least she called On On).  GM called Top Off back In cus he said it was clearly the Paki’s fault!(EDs note,  Im on your side TO…your Indian after all!).  Gorgeous got Jungle Balls In,  for wrongly suggesting Gorgeous was on a falsie, yes you were,  no I wasn’t,  yes you were…..he’s behind you!  Mr Fister got Spreads Well and Load Cunt In,  Mr F went to see if every one was ok but the two girls were calmly walking along the runway……its ok Mr F cus they were in PLANE  site!  Jungle Balls got Bill No Name In,  as B N N said that JB was too old to have done the run so JB suggests that B N N should change his name to  Too Old To Fuck! 

1st Steward,  Butt Plug.  All the Yanks in,  asked  Fungus…how do you get the Yanks into a war,  Tell them its almost over!  B P then started a quiz with a Thai, a long time farang and a younger new comer who were Tequilla Slapper,  Gorgeous and some young stud who had been here only 12 months… ten questions about Thailand were asked but not really answered particulary well, the young stud got knocked out first and Gorgeous found his fame at last by wining…Old Farts victorious!  Great spot BP. Well done…Oh Yeah,  Queen Of Puke,  Golden Rain,  Oh La La and Lou Lou Louder got dressed up as Yank Gees and gave us a dance to remember…nice one girls.
New Member,   From Finland…name to come later, welcome to the Hash anyway.

Numbered Shirts,  Sir Prickalot 25,  Tootsie  50,  Triple Asshole 25,  and Twice Nightly got a hat and a shirt,   which Blue Harlot took at least an hour to put on her for 300 Runs…well done to you all.

2nd Steward,  Not Cleaver,   Minnie Mouse, Paper and Birthday Girl, Pole Position In, On PP birthday she went out with the Local Kathu drinking Mafia to the local watering hole.NC dropped her off at 7-30 pm with instructions to wait for PPs call to pick her up. It came at 1am,  with girls screaming and no other words when out of the blue came….were off to Patong,  see you later!...5-15 am a herd of elephants hit my house when I got out of bed to look after PP……..10 hours later when PP got out of bed she came down, very sheepy and asked where her trousers were that she had worn last nite,I asked where she had been when she had taken them off….I don’t know she answered. So you came home with no trousers on from Patong, I asked?  Yes,  I think so…So how did you get home then? I asked…Paper drove me home…But its ok cus she stopped for spicey food and it woke her up!.I informed her that in fact, I had undressed her, put her to bed and her trousers were hanging up outside…..with lots of relief from her face!....H B Y C.

Departures In,  Gay Cowboy,  Ejackulator and Creature…bye, bye

Hares In,   as usual JC tried to get bad run but as it was late no one could give a toss anyway…..but it was a good site and a good run, well done the Hares

Word of the Weak…….Hors de Combat….French for …..out of order…trust the frogs!

And Remember…….At the End of the Day……….It gets Dark!

On On