Yes, your Scribes back.Full of vigour,wit but less the kness!  I welcome Blue Harlot on my team as spotter-Thanks BH.

As the GH opened the circle he got Virgin My Arse in for being a  whining bitch prior to the run(not sure why but there we are)

Hares In.The GM said it was one of the best runs this year but as he was one of the Hares we all took no notice!Double bubble today for the Hares 15 gets you 20 birthday girl and the GMs young lady is a virgin Hare.Well done to both and H B Y C.  

Returners In  Bootilicious and Butt Plug……welcome back both

Virgins In  Three losers from Queensland(somewhere up north). Welcome all.

Run Offenses. Minnie Mouse got Mr Fister In (also Blue Harlot as a witness) MM told Mr F to turn right to follow the paper but he didn’t cus he wanted to short cut…bad lad. Gorgous got U Turn In and suggested that the run was best done with her legs rather than on her hands and knees…never stopped him looking though! The GM got the other 2 Hares In and told us about when they were laying paper the girls were screaming and shouting as they came upon spiders…but our fearless GM just didn’t help them.Minnie Mouse got the same Hare girls in and let it out that they both rode a  motor bike whilst laying the walk paper…nice one girls ,lazy, no just clever.JC got Ejackulator In for walking in the wrong bloody direction on the walk, when JC pointed that out to him he just looked and carried on…..in the wrong direction and was just coming as this note was taken!

1^st Steward-Spreads Well. GM In and on the ice for calling her a virgin.She then called On The Floor In and then disappeared to get her prop……not much of a prop cus it was a broken down fold up chair(but only just) O T F offered it as a chair for her to sit on…no chance.Always Wet,Virgin My Arse and Dickspointing In.On the bus last week V M A was telling AW  that Dicksapointing was generally pissing her off.Off runs Dick to buy V M A some flowers…..VMA said looks like I will have to spend the rest of the week with my legs over my shoulders……cus I haven’t got a varse! Butt Plug In for being rude and not moving for her at the beer truck….dont see a problem there BP! Then she called 4 girls In and asked them to pick 4 guys with big strong legs? Then 8 stools were layed out 4 in each group.The boys and girls then sat on them and then layed on each other just like criss cross cake.The stools were pulled out under them by SW and they all still kept their shape,with out falling over.Looked good but as far as the notes go all I can say is……You had to be there!! Well done Speads Well good (visual spot)

Bootilicious called all the Aussies In ( they all came,what a ugly bunch).She has been learning English in Sweeden.The teacher said her English wasn’t good cus it sounded like an Aussie and they cant speak English…not like what I do! The GM called Gorgous In and told him that he had met a woman who had tried to become Miss Brazil, she came 2^nd.She so wanted to win the title but left to go travelling when she had laods of trouble,lost an eye,broke all her teeth,lost her left leg.She never wanted to give up her dream so she emigrated to Scotland………and  within a month she won Miss Scotland

New Member.Barbara Woodhouse,s little one is our latest member…now for the naming!

2^nd Steward-Blue Harlot.U Turn In.She  followed the mixed paper for the walk BH said no you have to follow the blue paper for the walk U T said well theres blue paper in the mix! U Turn and Testle Tom In.Tom was in a bar last nite and saw a big fat bird at the bar…you’re a big lass said Tom,tell me something I don’t know said the fattie……salad tastes nice said Tom! BH said In assembly yesterday a mother spoke out about her daughter who had hung herself due to others calling her fat….when a lad from the back shouted out…the rope must have been bloody strong! Louis The Lip In..L T L found out via the internet that 80% of all accidents happen just 400 yards from your home….hes moved home 3 times this year,just in case!JC and Paper In,JC has been looking for a good place for a holiday,hes read that in Dubai you cant hold hands in the street,cant kiss in public let alone have sex…..perfect place for us says JC! BH then said hed heard a phone message that his hero Gary Glitter wants to come to Phuket and join a running club…he asked who in the Hash had got that message,so he played the message( using his phone and running round and round the circle so all could clearly hear and Glitter was saying….I want to be in your gang,want to be in your gang..Oh Yeah  so how the hell does she know gary Glitter?..He then got Oh Yeah In and told us about a question he asked her yesterday,he asked where was the most unusual place she had  sex,she thought about it for a few seconds….up the arse I think she said!Another good spot BH.

The GM got Who The Fuck is Alice In,He has had a mistress for 3 years and and 2 years ago he got her pregnant..took her to hospital and she had the baby.The nurse said you’ve done well at your age.Gotta keep the motor running said W T F A.Then about 9 months ago she was preggie again,off to the hospital again and after the birth the nurse said your doing well having another baby…well gotta keep the motor running W T F A said again…the nurse said if I was you Id change the oil cus this ones black!

Departures- Punt and On the Floor…….off you go,come back when you think we want you to!!

Hares In- JC was determined to get his shit house cover around the GMs neck but the Hash was having none of it and a good run was called…..As the GM was one of our Hares he called the circle closed whist still there with JC.

Word of the Weak……GYNOPHOBIA……a fear of Women or Girls

And Remember….In life ,its not who you know that’s important, its how your wife found out.

See you all next week

Not Cleaver & Blue Harlot