Before the GM called the circle to order for run 1410 he got Julie Andrews on the ice for general moaning! Also got Flying Dick Head on the ice for checking his watch, cheeky twat!
Hares In, thanked the hares for an enjoyable, flat run, after the last two weeks, just what was needed. Mind The Gap In for cutting the GMs run shirt up to make herself look even more sexy. Great Dick and Princess on the ice for not only not wearing Hash shirts but for selling their own range of apparel to other Hashers. Very bad form lads, Hash shirts only for the circle please, you’ve been warned! Mr Fister In for his bips day…HBYC, you don’t look older than last week! The away day registration is being stuffed up so the GM has said anyone that wants to go has 3 weeks to register on the Saturday Hash OR at Froggy's in Chalong OR at Shakers in Patong (what about the no marketing on the Hash GM?)
Returners too many to mention here but we are truly glad they are home safely!

Visiting Hashers Dipstick and Gangplank both from sunny Espana .They managed to get themselves soaked with our plastic tube gloves on so the GM called for Virgin My Arse and Dicksappointing to show them how to do it(would have been even funnier if you two had fucked it up too!)

Run Offenses: Julie Andrews got Flying Dick Head In, JA said that FDH was standing in the middle of the road pointing which way to go.Now JA knows that FDH always lies so he went the OTHER way and stuffed his run up cus this time he was telling the truth! He then called Princess In and told us of the row Princess had last week with PCLF Tosser and told him to fuck off telling every one what can/can not be done on the Hash!  Dandy La Root called Fungus In, Fungus shouted that he had checked for 90 M….90 M, what you mean 90 m? do you mean 90.768M…get it precise Fungus! Oh Yeah called No Hope In, for running the walk and hurting HER legs in so doing. She then called the hares, JC & Butt Plug In for wearing water skis/snow shoes on their feet instead of plippty flops! Nothing Called Ooh La La In for dropping her drawers on the run and flashing 3 times. Why is this a run offense,suerly she should be encouraged,more drawer dropping please! Princess called Parasol Pussy In for bending down on the run and showing him her arse and put him off his run, then On The Floor got on the floor and showed him her arse and that completely fucked him up!

Jungle Balls told the circle that Princess is now selling his T Shirts for a massive discount, JB bought one at 100 Baht to give to Julie Andrews,who told him to stuff it as only Hash shirts should be worn on the Hash! GM In for his new bike JB made him drink from his helmet (wish I could drink from my helmet)! Swollen Colon, got Fungus, JC, Mr Fister In, they had been reccing for a future run and Fungus had said he knows of a Thai who would help them, for a few Baht, but when it came to it he knew even less about the place than they did, useless cunts! Gorgeous called Nothing In cus he was shouting go there, no go there, go here but turned out he knew not where he was, Prat! Murkury called JC In for his new Alfa Sports car but had to drink from the GMs helmet again due to his car being parked a long way away! Blue Harlot called Swollen Colon In, cus BH had over heard the Virgins say….Is that Colin Robert Makcay M.A.  the author? Yes it is, Author,Author,Author they shouted,oh how great it is to have a celebrity in our pack!  BH called In Sad Term to demonstrate SCs images in the book of West African topless young ladies cus he is a dirty cunt….Sad Turn pointed out she is EAST Africian,but she wouldn’t go topless anyhow!  Not Clever Called Swollen Colon back In to ask if his book was historical or modern day travel information as NC quoted from his book….Phuket is ravaged by pirates and oppressed by rapacious Thai governors who robbed with impunity,NC thought that sounded like modern day Phuket to him!Lord Louis The Lip calls Swollen Colon In, LLtL was going to buy one of SWs books cus he thought it was only 200 not 800, EDs note,LLtL it was 200 DISCOUNTED price,never mind!

Steward: Minnie Mouse. Hares In, for fucking up, not sure what, just fucking up, enough said! Oh Yeah In, When MM asked OY to do a Steward spot, cus MM thinks shes sexy and has a good command of English, OY said shes too shy but she had already been In the circle telling jokes……so shes booked for next week! Thai connection In, why when we have Thais in the Hash does it take a European with white hair to write a history of Phuket……sorry MM im just not going to give you the answer to that one! Iron Pussy In, Ejaculator allows Creature to go and enjoy herself at the Iron Pussy,even drives her there…then goes up Bangla Road.When the ON ON had finished creature noticed that her car was still there so she drove a drunken,out of this world Clitmus Pussy back home into the arms of Jungle Balls…via a little lie down in the pool ! Sexy was called In. Look said MM she joined 10 years ago and was sexy,that’s why we called her that,shes just come back,but time has ravaged the poor girl,  but shes STILL sexy. She asked MM do they still have short times? Yes we do but I think you mean short CUTS ! EDs note, short time in the short cuts, sounds ok to me ! MM finished her spot by asking all to support her in coming forward to do your bit for Hash as a steward!Good one MM and we don’t agree with JC, to us your still young,beautifull,humorous,(so said Cartoon)!

Virgins, Six,all French,so the GM gave them instructions French and they got soaked in Thai!

New Member, The small German with half a pony tail was Named..Gas Hopper-Welcome to PH3 !

Steward: Jungle Balls.  Hares  In, Bluey and Brunswick were meant to be hares but jumped ship so thanks to Murkury and J.C. for bailing out Billy Boy. Swollen Colon and Murkury in, JB thanked Murkury  for SWs e-book and noted that it was a pre-release edition before SC's editors got their hands on it! F D Head on the ice for being a noisy cunt, F D Head pointed out only the GM can ice someone,so the GM backed up JB and iced him!  nar,nar,nar,ya! Swollon Colon still in (he's getting pissed this week,but after all he's our very own celebrity) As mentioned before SW is a dirty cunt and JB noted that in an extra appendix written by Na Hee Man there was a catalogue of the tireless work they had undertaken in researching for his book …whoring.  274 whores, 14 ladyboys and 1 donkey!  Truly a seminal work!  All the Catholics in, you have a new pope but the other cardinals have already decided he's a cunt and are referring to him as the holy-C.   How did the cardinal get the nun pregnant?  He got the altar boy to lick her cunt!   Mr Fister and Oh Yeah In, JB heard a great story Mr F said that OY had said she tried her new trousers on and she gets a tomato,what?....you mean Camel Toe! Virgin My Arse and Dicksappointing In, V M A was telling Dicka that she had a new vibrator with all the goodies on,bumps,lumps,ribs the lot,Dicka said fuck me I get one wart on my cock and you go fucking mad! Good spot Jungle Balls.

French Cunt Of The Week: Tootsie, last nite he walked into his moms bathroom,she was naked,get out she shouted,he just looked at her, get out of my fucking bath!

Hares In, As JC was a hare and Barbara Woodhouse out shopping for new clothes, Jungle Balls stood in as Run master, JB said we don’t want to take the hash shit off Prince Charles Fucking Tosser do we? The circle roared..no fucking way, therefore JB called for good run and got it .well done the Hares, hope they enjoyed their free drinks. The circle was closed and the GM told everyone to fuck off home!

Word of the weak – Running head – sorry lads, not what you want it to be,just a printing term, title printed at the top of every page or every alternate page.

And remember – Whoever said,The best things in life are free…..has never lived in Thailand.