Well,weve lost our esteamed DDD scribe so we
had 2 today..Butt Plug (who had to piss off early) and your truly,who
is after all Not so Clever.You will have to forgive
my understanding of BPs scribble(and mines even worse!). So
here goes...youve been warned.
The crowd were baying for hash shit as the GM called for order for the formation of the circle...some hope as it was only the lack of air in the throngs lungs that enabled him to start. Due to a stuffed knee and being fat I couldnt do the run ,therefore I have no views and my thoughts are not tainted either way. Returners. Billy No Mates,Billy Boy & Bluey. No idea where they had been but they are back and all should be thankfull. Virgins...Three wet ones. Run Offences..Mr Fister calls in Queen of Puke. She was running for and after Singha,up,down in and around and screaming for pappa as she had led him astray. So she thought, but all was ok and the big man will live to sell his beers and pies once again. Billy Boy calls Lousie the Lip in. As LtL buys his weekly apple pie he gave the money to the wrong lady..only cus she was the one holding money in her hand BB says the Lip is a doppy cunt. Barbra Woodhouse calls Assterix in. No idea why but after all he is the French cunt of the year...spose thats enough anway! Jule Andrews calls Billy Boy in. Ich nicht furstanden sie aber der Duecher ist den Twaten!.......Well thats all from Butt Plug..then the twat of a GM hands me the notes to scribe and then calls me in for the substitute Steward!Whos the one whos not clever then? 1st Steward. Not Cleaver. Minnie Mouse in. Only 3 hours ago MM asked for assitance in her hour of need.She said she was sick and could I step in at the last minute to be her Steward. I asked how sick she was,she said "Well I'm fucking my brother, how sick do you want me to be? MM always willing to help others: the other day a man came upto her in Big C and said "I cant find my wife,can I talk to you for a few minute?", "Why sure, do you know where your wife is?", "No idea" says the man "but every time I talk to a women with tits like yours she appears for fucking nowhere!". British navy boat stops a boat heading for Brighton with 4 Muslim Pakis in. What you doing, asks the Navy Captain, we are invading England,What just the 4 of you laffs the Capt. We are the LAST 4 the rest are already there! JC was on a plane sitting next to a Muslim, JC asks for a whisky from the trolly dolly, the Muslim says Id rather be raped by 4 whores than let liquor pass my lips. JC hands his drink back and says, me too, I didnt know we had a choice! Blue Harlot in. NC says he's fed up with every one calling BH bad names (we know,who you are,what you are and where you live!)...Some Oscar PISTorious jokes. Roses are red,violets are glorous,Never creep up
on Oscar Pisorius.
The judge asked him why he used the cricket
bat, he said it made sense as he already had the stumps!
She didnt see Oscar sneaking up on
her. It was like the silence of the Limbs!
New evidence has been found out side Pistorious
home that completly aquits him of his girlfriends murder.....FOOTPRINTS!
DamBuster in. His wife asked him if she
pleases him in bed. He said,yes I love the trick you do with your
mouth,what trick she asks. The one when you shut the fuck up and
go to sleep! He came home the other nite and saw his wife spread eagled
on the bed with her legs wide open.She says you know what I want dont
you?Yes all the fucking bed by the look of it! Well as Blue Harlot
says,you cant please all the people all the time.!!
2nd Steward.Blue Harlot. Hares
in. Prince Charles look a like went home early, goood job as BH
thinks his a faggot and was about to be hung! Mimmie Mouse in. MM
asked BH if he could be a Steward, BH said yes but fucked off on
holiday instead. He sent MM a message upon his return to ask if
she still wanted hin to steward...days later a message came back on his
phone, I STILL WANT YOU...who the fuck sent this BH (and Teachers Pet)
thought he had a secret bird on the go! Not Cleaver in, BH says
that NCs spot was GREAT and that the circle was getting harder to
please and says if anyone can do better...give it a go! BH says
if Pistorius had blacked his face and pretended to be a coon he had got
of with it. Is that now the way in South Africa. Anyway
fuck off NC, your spot was crap, had your free drink and sit down and
write a good report for him (Ok BH done) Gorgous in.
BH found an old lamp on Kamala Beach, he picked it up and out popped a
geanie. I will grant you a wish. BH said I want to live for
ever when at least untill Gorg STOPS singing karaoke!!! Dr
Fucking Jeykl in. DFJ was talking about the horse meat problem in
the UK shops. BH brought a cucumber(or what he thought was one)
turned out to be a horses cock! BH,what a spot your jokes were by
far better than my scibe..Well done great Steward.
Virgins in....well a very late comer,1 hour after
the circle started (as Born Loser said...he wont be comming
again!!) The virgin drank well and give it his all...will we see
him again after that torture??
GM calls in the big bird from France (Gives Good
Head) who asked the GM which way was the start of the run?GM says
anyway you want to...you french twat...(Bit harsh I feel...EDs note!)
French Cunt of the Week...Froggy....Froggy was
having dinner with his lovely Barf Wader when she spills soup down her
self.Oh,she says,I look like a pig now,Yes says Froggy and you have
soup down your self too!
No Departers...Oh yes we do at the last
minute...Shit Stop,well off you go my old son,FOUC,FOUC,FOUC...always a
good sound bite from the circle!
Run Master calls for house shit and the crowd go
wild.Hash Shit, HS,HS,HS but the Run Master points out that we can not
give hash shit to a virgin hare and do we want to take it away from the
French conection? NO, But wait Price Charles fucked off early and
really deserves Hash Shit so it was decided to keep it till he
comes to his next hash(which may not be a long time when he read
this!!!
Well thats my first notes and as you can see my
silling lives a lot to bee disirered but you were warned.
Onwards and upwards....
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