14th Jan – CSH3 – His Royal Anus

Being away for the last month had made be forget what a PITA being Hash Cash is and perhaps I should have stayed away another week to let Dr Btye have the added fun of 20+ visitors (mainly from Phuket) to contend with!

It’s much appreciated that Dr Byte and Frau Snail Trail stepping up to assist me and Anything for Hash Cash and Haberdasher duties – sorry JC (from Phuket) drank all the beer so could not reward you with a splash!

HRA looked fresh and pretty pleased with himself as he got to the A-site. Getting there a bit early I didn’t manage to find paper and wondered if he had some sadistic plan to use the precipitous cliffs around the lakeside larger – well that’s what I would have done! Anyway with the large throng – HRA gave his hare brief which I heard none of as was still grappling with collecting money.

With Hash Sniff Snail Trail leading the way and the racist Bite My Yahoo close behind – I sprinted to the front – felt pretty good – but not sustainable with Phuket triatheletes Na He Man, Houdini and Creature quick to run me down. The first check gave a Phuket/Chiang Mai split with Brownfinger, BmY, Mr Poo, Skid Mark getting lucky and that was pretty much the last I saw of the FRB action.

The run was as flat as a ladyboys chest – so meant for a fast pace run – all good preparation before Sunday’s CH3 Ball Breaker, but the Phuket visitor’s were wondering why we didn’t give them any hills! Snail Trail, Anything, Flip Flop and Bar Bin Doll found a good short cut and lopped off a km to rejoin the front of the walkers. Scooby Doo ran with me for a while – then decided he wanted a faster pace – only to trip at the final hurdle to earn the Crash for his bloody knee and hand.

Phuket having its own racist FRB’s struck lucky at the last check to give Na He Man and Houdini the first in honours on HRA’s pan cake 7km run.

Meanwhile Nutcracker, Miss Piggy, Chilly Pussy were somehow led astray by Blue Tit – eventually needing Just Coming to rescue them 5km off paper!

Guest of honour Ejackulator who has run with Chiang Mai before including the 1000th run a year ago – marries Creature (from the Blue Lagoon) today (Sunday) and it was good to see so many old friends up from Phuket to join our run and we wish Jack & Noi all the best for their marriage and life together.

Also getting married today are Chilly Pussy and Shot Gun and we wish them every happiness and best wishes in their soon to be completed new home in Nam Preah.

With the circle swollen by Phuket’s most prolific beer drinkers – even double the usual beer was not sufficient! With Phuket GM Jungle Balls entertaining us as well as the usual circle madness – good fun was hopefully had by all. Apologies to anyone who was missed due to lack of beer.

OnOnOn at the Hash Pub to further pre-lube Ejackulator & Creature’s wedding and those brave Hasher’s heading out on Humperdick, Frozen Dick and Skid Mark’s Ball Breaker run(s)!!

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