Three
ATV's went through the circle, so the Hares in 'as punishment', which
set the
scene for the next hour or so!!! GM had
to call circle open several times, as nobody was listening, that also
set the
scene!!! A moped through the circle!! GM
was told by the Hares that this was the first leg of an old Tinmen
route - the
GM said it felt like both legs!!! He suggested to the Hares to get a
Laager
were there was NO traffic next time!! Hawaiian Ho iced and in came his
Canadian
friend, before the run started HH pointed at the GM and Jungle Balls
and said
that they were the current and previous GM and they were both cunts!
Juan
Palorista really should be French, as he is so stupid.
So his job as Registrar is to mark the names
off of each PH3 member that pays - simple enough you might think. Well apparently not, last week he paid his
money, but doesn't register himself! Swollen Colon announced that on 26
Jan
2013 there will be a Mountain Bike Interhash in Hua Hin - if anybody is
interested in going along, please see SC for more information. Returners:
Amongst many were Houston Basher and
Brunswick. Virgins: Well there was a
bucket load of them (at least 20) and they all enjoyed their beers and
the
normal welcome from PH3. Visitors: Another bucket load of 'em! Visiting
Hashers: From Bali, Moscow and Hong
Kong including
Goat Breath and Who The Fuck is Christine.
Goat Breath is a visiting GM from Bullsbrook Hash, and
tried to
entertain us, he couldn't take his cloths of though as he would have
scared the
kids and didn't want to spoil the chances of the blokes with their
women later
on!! Moped ................
Run Offenses: Philthy
Pisshead reckoned it was a strong run, with 5 falsies confirmed by the
Hares. Billy Boy had taken 2 of those in
the first 20 minutes. However Flubba
found ZERO falsies, why? Because he wasn't on paper - nothing new there
then!
Queen of Puke wanted to know who the father was of the young lad in the
yellow
t-shirt because he wasn't being looked after at all!!!
I wonder if QoP had taken a liking to
him!? Well for the first time ever in a
human conflict did an English Soldier save the life of a German!!! On
the run
Blue Harlot saw Kaiser Bill staring serious injury in the face as he
was 2/3 of
the way over a sharp drop, but BH did the right thing and saved his
arse!!
Bloody traitor! One of the Hong Kong visiting hashers said there was
way too
much 'racism' on hash, including Julie Andrews and Top Off! Well he is
a Paki
after all! Yikes give me strength - Lucky Lek was telling us about Born
Looser
buying his wife some items from Victoria's Secret, about 10,000 baht
worth
which made her nipples go out and her pussy go up! God only knows what
the
punch line was (or if there was even one!) sorry folks I know you were
hoping I
had got it! But nobody would have understood that (apart from LL!). Dr Fucking Jekyll iced the hares, so they
knew that the next Tinmen is at Bang Wat Dam, so where do these muppets
do
their run, right in the middle of this Tinmen run! Murkury wants to be
quoted
as saying that the hares will be bloody drowned in the dam!!! Clitmas
Pussy was
on the walk along with Nah, who was walking her dog.
Now this dog is one big lady and was huffing
and puffing and panting all the way round.
So Nah your hash name is Dog Breath.
Jungle Balls had an email from Mr Fista saying how
disappointed he was
that Oh Yea wasn't drinking any beer at all!
JB asked her if she was pregnant, she replied that she
doesn't get
pregnant because she takes it up the bum!!
There you go Butt Plug - you won't get pregnant ;) Great
Dick did some
flashing to the Iron Pussy, well he flashed his sun tan which included
a bra
strap - so he is a Gay Lady Boy then!? Moped and a truck
................
Gorgeous noticed that Princess was being chased all the way round the
run by
Virgin James (lets hope James thought it was a race, and didn't
actually fancy
Princess!). Apparently James used to fly
a helicopter before shagging sheep in his most recent job.
Goat Breath commented on how welcoming the
PH3 are, but is disappointed as to how much a tease Virgin My Arse is -
she was
on the bus next to him and was rubbing herself up against him,
unfortunately it
was only his back - so he made up for it in the circle.
What a pair of sluts!! Chicken George was
delighted that Born Looser has for once in his life finished one of his
walks. A very sad moment now, GM has
decided to say goodbye to his running shoes.
He, along with loads of others enjoyed beer from their new
shoes!
One and only steward this week: Billy
Boy: GM was
iced, new shoes, not a chance you lying Belgium Cunt! BB wants to make
sure
that one of the Stewards next week makes sure the GM drinks out of his
shoes
AFTER they have been out on a run ON HIS FEET and not in the rucksack
he had
today! Nice try GM, but that isn't gonna work!
BB thanked the 3 stooges for their run today, although
when he saw that
Chicken George was one of them, he wouldn't have turned up if he hadn't
been a
steward (aren't we the lucky ones eh!).
So on Christmas Day BB was having a great time with many
people at a
party, included were Murkury and Clitbull.
Now Clitbull was looking stunning as Santa's little helper
and was kept
busy mixing cocktails for everybody.
There is a photo doing the rounds of the lovely Clitbull
with Murkury
very close by with his tongue hanging out! He even called her a Pretty
Butterfly (think he needs to revisit his chat up lines!).
On the run Aaron asked Butt Plug what was the
meaning of the horn, Butt Plug wasn't too sure, but thought it was
something to
do with them liking the horn in their mouth!?
Thanks to all the previous and current Hash Horn. Kids told to shut up or they would be fed to
the 2 Pitbull dogs that think they are food! Three late comers (all
French -
see told you they were stupid!). BB
picked up Brunswick to bring him to the hash, and when they arrived
Blue Harlot
said that Brunswick always picks a good run to return to, Chicken
George is one
of the hares so this is likely to be s shit run and up hill - and guess
what -
he was right! Last time BB was here, Minnie Mouse had asked him to be a
Steward, and on the Friday night prior to the run she reminded him that
he was
a Steward the next day. FFS, so he
started making notes in preparation - but MM had got it all wrong, and
he
wasn't a steward that day at all!! Jiggly Juggs, Ice Arse and their Son
Christopher, who has got something that his parents haven't!!! The ability to run, and boy can he run. BB couldn't believe it when he was overtaken
by him!! So all agreed his hash name is
Red Rocket. A moped .......... BB
welcomed back Uncouth Cunt (or just cunt!).
Quite often it is said by the run masters that there isn't
much calling
of On On out on the run. But you can
always rely on Barbara Woodhouse calling "Blade you fucking bastard,
come
here!" Moped ........... Well would you go running back to the man that
had your nuts cut off!? Great Steward
Spot.
Kiwi's
in, what is the slackest muscle in a sheep? A Kiwi's dick! Jiggly Juggs
couldn't catch her breath when Great Dick returned from the run all hot
and
sweaty, took his shirt off and rung it out over JJ daughter! GM asked
for all
the American's in, if you want to know why, ask the GM! Minnie Mouse
got all
the Thai Connection in, well on her way her to the hash, she couldn't
believe
how many police checkpoints she had to go through! Finally the police
are doing
some work, so the Thai's taxes are being spent wisely! SIX mopeds
...........
Dambuster stopped the first two to have a chat with them!
Hash Music - Sir Bollox: So this
is the last song of the year, it's an old Irish tune, and needs some
feet
stamping:
Wild
Hasher Chorus: And it's no, nay
never, no never no more I've
been a wild hasher for many's a year I
ran with some hashers in Phuket one day So
I sat by the roadside, awaiting a lift I
hurtled through space, till my head hit the floor I
sank to the bottom and swam back to the sand I
said well I'm off. You can do what you
like GM
commented that last week the scribe (thanks Jungle Balls) had written
that the
GM thought it was the best hash music in the world.
Well everybody thinks that, not just the GM,
although Blue Harlot did as for the nigger from last week to come back!
New Members: Four of
them (although Billy Boy thought some
of them were too young - Blue Harlot says they are never too young!). So the youngest is the child of Oy Pussy
Licker and Lick a lot of Puss, so junior is to be called Oy Tit Sucker. Two Strokes misses is to be called Give Me A
Stroke. Finally Skye, daughter of
Swollen Colon (poor thing!) is to be called Not So Swollen. Fye didn't get a name, but I'm sure
Singha
is working on it!? Now for some Titty Time:
25 Runs - Denise - although on the reg sheet she is called
Fritsch - so
her hash name is Frozen Quim (oh and no titties!) 25
Runs - Tootsie - The girls got some titty,
but only thanks to Not Cleaver asking for it!
Moped ........... 50 Runs - Major Dick Blue (and titties)
and 500 Runs -
Wilma (and of course titties).
Congratulations everybody. Julie
Andrews
iced, because it has been some time since the GM last iced him. Jungle Balls finally joined the party, and
said he had a run offense - several weeks ago Oh Yea sat on the ice,
and gave
each and everyone of us a flash of her arse! Secret Banana Gobbler
wasn't too
keen on the photo and said she should have more respect for the
children!
However, JA just flashed his arse when sitting on the ice, and SBG
looked
extremely happy and wasn't too concerned about the children today! So
who would
the circle rather see on the ice, of course she won hands down, Oh Yea
- and
yes, everybody got a flash of her arse! In fact she was melting the ice. Blue Harlot could be heard shouting
"Fuck the children!"
FCOTW: Turncoat
- For christmas he gave his wife a gift that just keeps giving -
commonly known
as Herpes! So who needs a second steward
when you have got all this going on in the circle!
Departers: Lucky
Lek and Goat Breath. Hares and the Run
Masters in - Barbara
Woodhouse, part way round the run, was thinking about the Tinmen next
week! He also thought that a wedding had
taken place - there was that much paper about, it was absolutely
everywhere!! JC was concerned with the
number of injuries on the run, Bullet Rash, Houdini and Google Ass, and
he
wanted to know if the Hares were at fault!
Don't think they were, and all agreed Good Run.
Happy New Year On On Double Down Down
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