Nugget's little helper iced on one of the 3 blocks of ice that we had instead of 1 block!!! Hares in, and following the Mexican Standoff we had on arrival, Gorgeous and Nugget joined them.  So Hares were saying the Laager was at one point - and there was a sign there to tell the pack and either Gorgeous or Nugget decided it would be somewhere else - which one was first to arrive and selected their own Laager site!? According to Gorgeous it was Nugget!!  GM is sure everybody has something to say about the run, but the best thing is the 3 Virgin Hares, unfortunately only 1 t-shirt available, although none of them would 'take it off!'  Rusties in, along with the cripple! They do very dangerous runs on the island, and even turn up with the injuries to prove it!  Princess, the shortcutting bastard, arrived, with the horn (which the GM needed to start the circle), Princess shoved it straight down his shorts (that will need anti-bactearing before Mind The Gap uses it again!).  So if the Hash Horn has just arrived back, we should be seeing the rest of the runners sometime soon? So tomorrow there is another road race and the runners are; Turncoat and Major Dick Blue 13 km, Minnie Mouse 21 km (although could be less if she has a hangover!), and our resident septuagenarian is also running 21 km!!  Good luck to them all.  So at the Olympics Team Jamaica won 1-2-3 in the 200m men's race! Any wonders why their flag is Green, Yellow and Black - it's the colour a banana goes?  

Returners:  Lesser Dipshit, FA Cup and SA Dick Gobbler who has been trying to get away from FA Cup for the last few weeks.   Virgin: Porn, but with a name like that there is no way she can be.  She enjoyed her beer, and the boys enjoyed her, enjoying the ice cold water! Visiting Hashers: A bucket load of them from Baling HHH in Malaysia (now this is where the circle went crazy! It was like herding cats with this lot!) They had their own sign made up, Joint Hash with PH3 - Swollen Colon wanted to know where the 'joint' was (I'm sure you found it SC?) Soixante Neuf joined them for their group photo (please note she hasn't set the precedence for the rest of the us!!)  This pack also had plenty of new shoes, and they all enjoyed the extra beer that entailed.  After the Tin Man this month, the GM thought he would enjoy another tipple or two and visited Baan Rim Klong, Silver (the dog) knocked his beer over!! GM forgave him and decided to give him a bit of fuss, where he ended up covered in slime (the GM, not Silver!), if that wasn't bad enough, the smell of it was putrid (worse than Durian I think??).  Singha hopes GM has had all his shots!!  

Run Offenses:  Minnie Mouse thanked (not!) Princess and the whole of the Baling Hash who completely fucked up her run today (I'm not sure if BH3 actually understood a word MM said to them - although they didn't seem that bothered, there was plenty of smiling going on - or was that because of the beer??).  Sir Wanda knows No Hope is on a mission to complete a bucket load of Hares by the time he reaches 28! But why the fuck lay the paper behind trees, where nobody can see it??  Apparently that was Mind The Gap's fault, I'm sure SW will enjoy giving her a good telling off for that.  Swollen Colon got himself a bit lost, but that was because some dozy cunt was calling On On when in fact they weren't on paper!  Who was it, Minnie Mouse, NO - she thought it was the young fit hasher from BH3? SC did a bit of shortcutting and half the BH3 followed him (must have thought, being a local, he knew where he was going!)  BH3 GM called Piss Pot in - OK, that's a good way to win friends and influence people!! He thanked Manneken Pis for letting BH3 join PH3 today.  There were calls for GM to be iced, Oh No not here - you can get anybody to do your jail time for you - Swollen Colon over to you! Plenty of t-shirts handed out and Minnie Mouse did a stirling job of taking it off without anybody catching a glimpse! Then there was a song from BH3 - something about "In the morning by the sea!"  OK now for 10 minutes of fun from the internet.......... 

Steward - Rude as Fuck:  Who managed to get a t-shirt too? He woke up this morning, went downstairs and asked his Granny if she had seen his tablets with LSD written on them?  "Never mind the tablets, you need to worry about the dragon in the kitchen"  Hares were thanked, it is known that some people don't want to do this (what fuck up a run?) but thanks all the same - Singha likes RaF! It all goes downhill from here... Blue Harlot has the same problem all the time when he asks girls for their mobile number "It's not a real phone, it is just a toy one full of sweets!" BH was talking to his mate last night, and he had found a girl on the railway lines, so he quickly untied her and they had sex in every possible position going.  "Did you get a Blow Job" BH asks, "No, I couldn't find her head anywhere!' BH son came home from school and had a huge smile on his face, his Mom asked him why he was so happy "I have just had sex with the French teacher!" "That is disgusting, you are only 14 - go up to your room now!"  BH came home and was told "Good Lad, you are a man now, I'm going to take you out for a McDonalds and buy you that bike you have always wanted."  "Dad can you buy me a football instead my arse is fucking killing me!" Did you know GINGER is an anagram of NIGGER.  Do you know the difference between a Snake and A Ginger? One is a slimy, evil, cold blooded, heartless, soulless creature of Satan and the other is a snake! Talking of Gingers; Swollen Colon found an urn in Patong, and when he rubbed it a Genie appeared.  "Thank you for releasing me, you have one wish and one wish only" SC has a think and asks "Can you build me a mansion which has 100 floors and 1000 rooms and I want them all to be decorated in gold." The Genie replied "I'm so sorry, but there just isn't enough gold in the world to do this for you, think of another wish!" "OH, OK then, I want people to stop call me a Ginger Twat!" the Genie replied "How many rooms did you want?" The Olympics are nearly over, and Team Australia aren't doing as well as expected in the running - well if they had been good at running they wouldn't be Australian would they? (Think about it!) What is 120mm in diameter, silver and covered in dust; the Australian National Anthem CD.  The UN have re-named the Gold Coast to; Must Try Harder You Bunch of Fucking Losers Coast.  Short but sweet - Good steward spot and as normal a Rosie drink!  

All the British and the Asian's in, the GM had been watching the Football in the Olympics it was good to see that the British got beaten by the little yellow cunts!!  New Members: Michael and Arsonist.  No Hope hared with Tan this week, and she really is a bit of a princess, you can tell by her gold trainers - but you just watch her when she has had a drink - and ALWAYS wants to stop for a pee on the way home on the bus - enjoy your name; Golden Rain.  When Swollen Colon received a t-shirt from BH3, Ice Quim was so disappointed that she didn't have one, and really wanted this one. Well it's all yours if you 'Take it off, put it on' - she did but the only guy to cop an eye full was the young BH3 hasher (I wonder why!?)  

Steward - Govind  (BH3 GM) (This could be nearly as bad as scribing when Lucky Lek is in the circle!);  The GM and PH3 were thanked for a good reception and a warm welcome.  A small song; something about a man from Madras, with balls of brass, they clanged together and sparks out of his ass! Then several other songs, but even sitting so close to them, I had NO idea what was going on -apologies because it was quite funny at the time!? This was a strange but original steward spot.  All the ex GM's to entertain the circle in their own unique way; SC invited 3 of BH3 (there wasn't enough beer for all of them!), so SC asked them what they were up to while they were here "HHH is very good fun, Having Beer, Hashing and (W)Horing!"  Scud was impressed with Nugget when he asked her for a beer 1 minute before the circle, but she had nothing ready, so she told him to help himself and just put the money on the table!  Sir Wanda's phone was going off - so he was iced.  Minnie Mouse noticed how happy Princess was on the run, he got to blow the horn and LOVED running behind the young hasher from BH3 - MM couldn't even tempt him, every time she got in front of Princess he pushed her out the way as she was blocking his view! SW phone went off again, MM answered it and advised the caller that "SW doesn't have enough money to pay his bar bill" she then realised it was a Thai, so repeated the message in Thai!!  Lord Louis the Lip asked BH3 GM why when he asked for a sexy lady to give a t-shirt too, he didn't choose Twice Nightly as she really wanted a BH3 t-shirt.  They (2N and BH3 GM) proceeded to swap t-shirts in the circle, obviously the pack were delighted with 2N, not so sure about BH3 GM.  Hash Flash was being maneuvered around the circle to get the best camera angle! I tell you what tough, those PH3 running vests are made to last - not sure how BH3 GM will get it off though - I wonder if it stopped the blood circulation to his arms?? SW loved the 3 virgin hares this week really are an Oxymorn, I mean you have only got to look at them?! But they really are the three newest loveliest hares! Jungle Balls invited the BH3 singers back in (along with Singha who mis-heard or actually didn't hear at all!!).  JB wanted to know if they were 'related' to the Wankers from Subang who joined PH3 last year and did they know the 'Wanking' song - unfortunately they didn't (shame, it would have been another one I couldn't understand!).  Blue Harlot invited Golden Rain in, as she is small and this relates to his story/confession that he feels he should share with the circle.  BH was in Soi Bangla last week and saw a lovely short lady, who must be about 12 or 13!!!  It wasn't until later on that he found out she was a dwarf, he now has to live with the knowledge he fucked a dwarf!!! Gorgeous only had one thing to say, Twice Nightly give GM BH3 his shirt back!! There was always word that Hitler didn't die but disappeared to Argentine - well that was wrong, he went to Baling - and here is in our circle (BH3 GM!!).   

Anyway, as it was getting dark the GM wanted to get his circle finished - but he missed out the Departers.  I don't know who else won't be there next week, but know that Fuckarwee and Kun-tree Girl are heading back to Australia.  So FCofW - Major Dick Blue - no sign of him, they must have surrendered again!!! So in with Wiggli Wurm (who is a FC every day!) this is actually military related - did you know the French flag has velcro on it? It helps them strip off the red and blue and surrender pretty sharply!  Hares in, but no Hare Master so Murkury stood in.  So with 3 absolutely delightful hares and 2 others he enjoyed today.  He didn't do the whole run, so the runners should vote on that.  Princess thought it was Hash Shit (obviously can't do two things at once - typical bloke!) Everybody else voted Good Run.  I must say, although chaotic, this circle was very funny! I have never seen so much flesh on show!!! What a great bunch of visiting hashers - see you all again soon Baling Hash House Harriers.