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We all got some lovely bright t-shirts today,
to celebrate 20th Anniversary of Interhash
being
held in Phuket. Well
Blue Harlot commented that he felt like a clown wearing his t-shirt
(that's because you are one!!), so was iced - he gave us a flash of his
600 run pants and Hash Flash copped a right old eye full of his arse -
nice!!!! 2/3rds of the regular partnership were here today (No Hope
& Singha), Ape Man was away, which is probably why nobody got lost
and they laid a good run!!! Annoying Kuntfoo thought he was the next
hash flash, well listen here matey bollocks only Hash Flash has freedom
in the circle - you can take as many photos as you like - from outside
the circle - you have been warned!!!
King Klong was the person responsible for re-designing the Inter-hash design for the t-shirt. A very small chair was left in Murkury's car last week, and Sucker was convinced it was his - we had a 'cinderella' moment were he tried it out - and it held strong - so was certainly not made by Ikea!! Returners: Sir Dubai, the man who is responsible for fucking up your Saturdays for the last 26 years! So with 4 runs of the GM's term to go and Sir Dubai graces him with his presence - nearly went all year without him turning up!! Pygmy and Mrs Pygmy who ran the beer truck for 25 years - Blue Harlot suggested that they show Nugget how to us her arm for the 'tab' it's not the problem with her arm she just doesn't collect the money afterwards!! Congratulations to Pygmy who has done his 1200th run today - but no t-shirt as the GM got pissed off carrying it around for the last 6 months, so you will have to wait!! Princess and Great Dick nearly iced for not believing somebody else could have done that many runs - although they reckon they did believe this one!? Other (not so important!) returners: Lucky Lek, Idiot, and On and Off. New Members: Fuckarwee and Country Girl. Fuckarwee has an annoying habit of when the Down Down song is sung he puts his hand up in the air - don't care where else they do it, you are at PH3 now, and we DON'T do it!! Not Cleaver did suggest that Fuckarwee could scratch his back and Not Cleaver would comb his!!! Country Girl who is now lovingly re-named Regal Cunt!! Visiting Hashers: Kuntfoo who was iced for being an annoying bastard - but the Hash Flash has now resigned as she copped an even worse eye full of his, what somebody described as a 'dick but smaller', poor girl, she is scarred for life!! Boner, Goldfinger and Two Mistakes. Got to feel sorry for Proposition if he has got to put up with Kuntfoo all week - apparently the rest of them are even worse!? Virgins: Jessica and Harold. The GM was looking very happy with himself, as he knew what was in store for them - they both enjoyed ice cold beer with ice cold water - Jessica got the most, GM was hoping for a wet-tshirt competition. Both Virgins were offered kneeling pads to aid their shuffle across the stones - Princess even donated his t-shirt to Jessica (cue Madness song; "it must be love, love, love"). We also had a very young virgin, Sky, whose Father is Swollen Colon (poor child!), not sure why or how he knows but Blue Harlot was adamant that she wasn't a virgin (Jesus BH she is 4 years old!!) - she was given water to drink, but the circle were convinced she would be on beer at this age with a Father like that!! Why is she a virgin today when she has been to numerous hashes before, and even a Tinman - well it is the first time SC has paid for her - tight bastard! So today we are celebrating the 20th Anniversary of the Inter-Hash being held in Phuket, so all those that were there in 92; Sir Dubai, King Klong, Suzie Klong, Sir Wanda, Lord Louis the Lip, Flying Dickhead, Gorgeous, Singha, Lucky Lek, Bullet Rash, Flip Flop, No Cup, Boner and Goldfinger. Sir Wanda was the Inter-Hash GM - what a bunch of sad old gits, and have found nothing better to do in 20 years!!! It was 20 years ago today Steward - Sir Wanda: So how the fuck did the Inter-Hash get to Phuket, well King Klong was in Manilla in 1990 and it was suggested by Mr Tim 'Magic' Hughes that they Bid for 1992, that they did and the vote went to Phuket. Sir Dubai and Suzie Klong were also there, at the time and as there was no Woman's run at the time, SK told them there was and it was the Pooying - so the Pooying Hash was born! Sir Dubai fucked up some story - that must be what happens when you have been hashing for 26 years!? SW wanted everybody that was on the Interhash Committee (lovingly known as Mis-management Wankers) well there was only 2; Flying Dickhead and King Klong (apparently the rest are dead!?) Phuket held the Interhash way before it became a way of making millions, and they drank Singha beer , Singha Gold, anyway this isn't produced anymore, so to bring those wonderful memories flooding back, they all enjoyed a Singha Light (spelt shite according to Gorgeous) - I'm sure it was as chaotic then as it was today? Once person that hadn't been in was Idiot, living up to his name, couldn't remember if he was there or not in 1992? SW left Sybil's place to go along to Lost Buffalo's party, Basil was giving SW some really odd looks, could it be that he had made an effort and dressed up for the occasion, well yes, this was catching her eye, but not because he looked smart, but because he had his shirt on inside out!! A week later, SW was frequenting a local drinking establishment in Kamala (no names, no free advertising!) but no surprise he was there - and Mind The Gap was stood staring at him, SW thought it was because he had made yet another effort and dressed up - no!! You guessed it his shirt was on inside out, this guy can't even dress himself correctly!? For those of us that were at last weeks hash, we saw Princess doing his virgin steward spot - well for the first 5 minutes SW thought this was going to be a train wreck - but how wrong can somebody be!? It was the funniest virgin steward spot that SW has ever seen, and as PH3 is getting more geriatric by the year, there are more of people like Princess needed to keep it alive - and no not gay people, young entertaining people! The GM pointed out, that although Princess hasn't realised it yet, he has made an old man (SW) very happy, and if Princess took breast enhancement tablets and tucked 'it' in, he would be even happier! Good Steward spot. So the GM has an X-Small numbered run t-shirt, Blue Harlot was absolutely delighted and choose take it off - so in he went to help out with the removal of the old t-shirt. Ooopppsss sorry BH, the GM got it wrong it is an X-Large, well done on Major Blue Dick - 25 runs. To be fair BH did help him take his t-shirt off - is there something you want to share with us BH?? Pole Position is celebrating her birthday tomorrow, and she becomes legal - there was plenty of 'take it off, leave it off' and a rousing chorus of HBYC. Run Offenses: So Sir Wanda doesn't want poofs on the hash, well Lord Louis the Lip remembers the time, for his 70th Birthday, that SW surprised him with a beautiful nurse, who was LLtL's all night, a room had been booked for them and everything. LLtL pointed out to SW that this actually wasn't a female nurse (although she had all the kit on) but was in fact a ladyboy and that wasn't LLtL thing!! Well SW told him "you don't know until you try" but LLtL wasn't convinced, so SW said "oh well if you don't want it I will". GM was amazed that LLtL could remember that far back. Manneken Piss couldn't get over how 'delighted' virgin Jessica was when Princess gave her his t-shirt to keep (I can hear that Madness song again......) Dr Fucking Jekyll thinks the GM is loosing it somewhat!! So Jessica enjoyed an ice cold shower with her beer, and was then given a lovely new t-shirt from Princess - so an absolutely perfect time for 'take it off, put it on' but oh no he missed that big time! Lost Buffalo was joined on the walk by a 'gentleman American' (his words not mine) who was walking with the fat bastard (again his words not mine). So Lost Buffalo is creating a vacuum around himself because he can hardly breath and this guy just does not shut the fuck up - there is no way LB can reply to him, as he can barely breath. If he had shut up for even half of the walk, he could have run that! Suzie Klong was enjoying some time with her boyfriend and taking a walk, Blue Harlot couldn't believe his luck, for the first time ever he over took SK shouting as he went past "I'm passing Suzie Klong". SK is just not a walker and couldn't be bothered with it anymore, so off she started running, BH realised that she was coming up behind him, so he started shouting 'checking' so SK took the alternative route (which had no paper at all), so the cheating bastard had a head start on her and kept on running - that was until he came to the hill at the end, where his duracle batteries just couldn't keep him going, and SK sped past him like a gazelle. Princess wanted to know if Houston Basher was here today, well he wasn't (now I wonder if that is because he couldn't bear to see 'gays' parading around the circle like last week??). So everybody knows it was a joke last week - really???? HB just didn't get it and thought Princess was totally serious!!! Anyway Princess wanted it known for the record he has been married 3 times, all of them women and he is now 42 and getting rather desperate!! Somebody suggested that Houston Basher was available, but seeing as he isn't here today, Sir Wanda is available - apparently Princess isn't that desperate. In fact, Princess didn't want to get that close to SW at all!! He was very nervous last week, and had quite a bit of Dutch Courage to keep him going, he didn't even realise he had an erection most of the time, it was only the next day at the bike hash that Testicle Tom asked if he had a sock down his shorts - er no that was the real thing you were grabbing onto TT. It was only the scribe notes that reminded him exactly what he said, and he was pleased that he had stuck to his script!! The photos did him justice too, Tony from LA came over to speak with him and commented on how fit Princess looked in his black hot pants in the photos!!! Double Down Down introduced Mr Christian Grey, and the book series 50 Shades of Grey to the PH3 (no she shouldn't have opened her mouth to Clitmas Pussy, who then shared it with PH3!). DDD (paddle slap) was joined by Sir Wanda , yes he is reading it, even though it is called "Mommy Porn", (whip), Suzie Klong (nipple twisting), Clitmas Pussy (pussy holding) and apparently Bullet Rash has bought the books for his wife, (hanging by his hands). GM has written a song to 'celebrate' all that is Grey (To the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown): Fifty Shades of Grey, Departers: On and Off. Proposition enjoyed a chuggalug, although he didn't quite do it right - but still managed to down his beer in some god damn fast time - as he is bringing 70+ visitors to the PH3 next week, it was the least we could do (please don't add more beer he didn't stop singing on the bus on the way back!). The Hares Song went on for an age, Singha just wanted to get on the bus, and No Hope is out on a recce again tomorrow. JC as Hare Master thought it was a good run, even though Murkury was running on the old IP paper at the beginning!!! All agreed it was a Good Run. On on
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