Before we headed off, Hash Flash was in the circle for delaying the start of the run while she took group photos! Google Ass was also in, as he fixed the hash horn and polished it - did you know he was a plumber!?!?    

After the run, the first one in was Parasol Pussy and she was iced and left to harden!!  Hares in, the dream team that is Popeye, White Pointer and Different, between them 300 Hares. Yet they can't lay a simple enough run for the GM - as he got himself well and truly lost on this one [see the trail].  Back to Parasol Pussy - and guess what she was iced for - yep her bloody dog and those bloody chickens - 3 this time.  On a very serious note, things like this happening will stop the PH3 from being able to do the runs.  Parasol Pussy could not resolve the issue with the owner as there was no-one around!!!  Parasol Pussy can only bring her dog if she runs with it on a lead - NO LEAD NO DOG!!!! 

All ex-GMs in the circle, including the deaf Scottish cunt that is Gorgeous, GM has a sick feeling in his stomach as he will be joining this motley crew of cunts in 6 weeks time!! They were in to celebrate 26 years - to the very day - that PH3 has been running - so 40 baht beers to celebrate.  JC could be seen ordering a crate to go!! Sir Wanda, Dr Fucking Jekyll and Fat Wanda (Virgin Greg) - they look like a tribe of inter-breeders - the Adams Family have got nothing on this lot! Returners:  A bucket load of them, including Flo Jo, Big Fella and Ice Quim.  Blue Harlot did think there was a Max Wall competition going on, quite a few of them were wearing black leggings!! Visiting Hashers: Regal Cunt (Country Girl),  Punch Drunk and Fakawee - Now this lot look even worse than the Adams Family - bloody hell where are they all coming from?? Punch Drunk made some comment about having to suffer the GMs inadequacies  (well his wife does!!) so she was iced - and trust me she NEVER shut up!! The GM wanted to know where they were from (Saint Blow Job reckons it was somewhere with no hairdresser!!) anyway they are from North Side Brisbane.  They failed the intelligence test with the blue arms, and Fakawee ended up on the ice, with his arse out - pity Parasol Pussy's dog never went for that!? Most of his beer went in his chest hair for later.  When he got off the ice, he flashed his arse to the whole circle, Testicle Tom was disgusted (so it must be bad!!)  Virgins:  Greg (Fat Wanda) from Kamala (he is Canadian)  and Nam from Surin, who was given a 3XL t-shirt and had numerous offers to join her in it, SA Dick Gobbler being one of them - fancy that.   

Run Offenses:  Swollen Colon was very lucky twice today.  1) As usual was running late, started out on the run, and then decided he needed a dump, because he was late, he though he would be safe to do it there and then! So he duly did - literally 10 seconds later Billy Boy and the runners came streaming past - BB did think it was the rubbish tip that stank!  2) So Twice Nightly is doing her best to get changed within her sarong - and keeping the car door open so she isn't seen by the main pack.  Little did she know (or did she?) that SC had his car parked in perfect alignment to the open door, and could see more than enough flesh to ensure he enjoyed pulling one off in the car.   No Hope nearly suffered a coronary on the run today, Joy of Dick got an itch, on her foot(?) while she was out - and bent right over causing NH to run into a tree.  She did a re-run and Blue Harlot really did think his luck was going to be in - but Minnie Mouse scuppered his chances by covering his eyes - he was NOT impressed as there was no re-run provided.  White Pointer has had it bought to his attention that Cartoon, Top Off (Gay Pirate), Turncoat, Who the Fuck is Alice and Princess were all training for the Triathlon (or something similar!) anyway Top Off came first his his category - Paki - but last overall of this lot.  Dr Fucking Jekyll (Mini Wanda) was surprised to see Wilma behind him on the walk today, MW took a bit of a trip up and Wanda warned him to watch where he was going, 10m down the road, Wanda could be found flat on his face - didn't listen to what he was preaching eh? Not Cleaver was asking JC what he thought of the run, and JC made some comments about future runs, in the hills / swamps / rough terrain - NC said he enjoyed this run as it was nice and flat, lying bastard he doesn't even run!  Saying that you can't run with a sore knob can you? 

Now for the 26th Anniversary our steward is:  Minnie Mouse:  So we all know Creature FTBL married Ejackulator recently, and he is a very rich man.  Well last week Creature misplaced her sunglasses, and was busily going around everybody asking if they had picked them up - don't worry about looking for them, get your rich husband to buy you some new ones.  Top Off and Turncoat ran the 10.5k (don't forget the .5k - it makes a huge difference!) TO: 1 hr 9 mins and Turncoat 1 hr 4 mins, Porn Shop had been the one how had sent out the information regarding how to train, what to eat and if you should have sex before the run? Who the Fuck is Alice and the French pack in, yes that includes you Assterix you qualify with bells on.  Minnie Mouse commented to Manneken Piss that he speaks really clear English when he does a Steward spot, unike this French lot in the circle - that's because he is NOT French.  The youngest French man iced (Big Fella) and Who The Fuck is Alice, who is 70 years old next week ran the half marathan on Sunday, beating Minnie Mouse by a full 12 minutes.   Congratulations from the circle.  Paper has not been too well and been in hospital and although she is slim she is suffering with high cholesterol, so no alcohol.  JC told MM he was worried and doesn't want Paper to die.  Apparently JC has just sold his farm, so has some money and wants to spend it on Paper so they can enjoy a long life together.  As the doctor recommended more exercise, JC agreed to go out walking with Paper, so there she was all ready and waiting for him to come home - her trainers were on - and yep, you guessed it, he didn't go out walking with her!! So he is trying to kill her off, well Paper, you do you own exercise, enjoy spending his money and live a long time.  Apparently men like it 'hanging' it is only the women that make it hard!? All the Iron Pussy in versus GM, SADG, Billy Boy and King Klong, who had to play charades!!! Some odd things going on, but just imagine GM doing Pussy Flasher, SADG doing (well not doing, trying to do her name without saying it!!) Clitmas Pussy, BB trying Fuck all you white people and KK doing Putin my Pussy - some strange sights I must stay? The best of it was Clitmas Pussy trying to do Little Willy Washer - the boys in the circle were getting rather heated as they thought she was trying to have a 'wank' Puppy Shit should have been taking photos at this stage, but no he just sat there open mouthed!!! Good Steward spot. 

So a volunteer was required to help somebody with take it off put it on - so SADG was there like a flash - he thought it was a 'young un' seeing as it was a 25 run t-shirt.  So Great Dick seemed to be looking forward to SADG taking his shirt off for him - boy did he run when Clitmas Pussy put her hat in the ring and volunteered to also help!!!  She copped a good old feel when she took his shirt off!! He's got a pierced nipple - wonder if the GM will have one this time next week?  Jiggly Juggs turned up - she had heard that it was 40 baht beers.  So as a late comer, who did not register and was making far too much noise, she was iced and enjoyed a beer / water mix! SADG advertised that the Mrs has fucked off so he is now available - Testicle Tom volunteered ;)  Dr Fucking Jekyll, Dicksappointing (somebody wanted to know which one was Dr FJ??) King Klong and GM all got themselves well and truly lost today - well actually it was the GM that got them lost, he was leading the way and it was like following the leader.  They were out for 1hr 15 mins on neither the run or the walk! All the way round KK could be heard saying "can't walk there got new shoes" so he did a stirling job of avoiding all the mud and buffalo shit, until they had to cross through the swamp to get back.  Anyway, a previous GM (Minnie Mouse) got 2 willing volunteers when she had new shoes - in fact they offered to drink out of them.  Wonder how popular KK is?? Not very - so as the GM would never have known about the new shoes if it wasn't for a gob shite - so BB in!  Just because she has turned up because it is cheap beers - JJ in.  I don't think much beer was drunk, but JJ shared her germs (possibly typhoid?) with the GM by licking him on the face - yukkk!! Apparently there is more bacteria in a blow job JJ??  

Steward:  All the ex-GMs:  It was certainly a struggle for some of them to get in the correct order!! In fact Lord Louis the Lip even forgot he was a GM, so he had no chance of finding the right place? Well as you can imagine, the GM told them that they all had to do a one liner - boy how difficult could that be - Gorgeous went off on one and just DID NOT shut up - too much jungle juice I reckon?? King Klong got the Hares in and commented on how nobody gives a fuck that somebody is still out on the run (actually they aren't they finished and went home!). Sir Wanda saw Blue Harlot in Patong last week, and BH had met a young girl and was taking her home.  She told him if he turned the light off she would take it up the arse.  An hour later the young girl was seen crying and limping down the street - BH said he should have let it cool down first (well SW thought it was funny - another tumbleweed moment - Rosie would have been proud!).  White Pointer, got KK back in, he had forgotten it was WP turn next, not wise to take the piss!! LLtL iced Gorgeous - now that is a first!!! Blue Harlot has noticed a big change in the Hash, people are getting older and injured more, today alone there is Sir Wanda and No Hope both with bad knees.  He is fed up of people complaining BH has a friend in the UK, he is suffering with throat cancer, and had his vocal chords removed, so cannot talk.  Last week he was involved in a motorbike accident, and lost both of his feet - you don't see him making a song and dance about it all!! So when JJ gave the GM a lick on the face, it was Barbara Woodhouse that commented there was more bacteria in a blow job, but how does he know that, well according to Barbara Woodhouse it was Blue Harlots daughter that told him so.    SADG lined up Twice Nightly, Creature, 15 Gets you 20, Jiggly Juggs and Pole Position - as he is a humble man, he wants to spread his wealth (he has been married 4 times you know) he wanted the circle to vote on who he should take home tonight - somebody suggested he just go off and have a wank - all the girls were quite happy with that suggestion.  Minnie Mouse wanted to know why Billy Boy was always 2nd choice as joint GM - so MM asked Bum Scraper if BB was 2nd choice for her, in fact he was, with Lost Buffalo being 1st choice for her.  Hash Flash (Virgin My Arse) was trying to tell the GM what to do in the circle, "VMA you can do all this ordering around when you are next years IP GM, not now, I am the GM and in charge here!!!"

New Members:  Ray Schofield has fucked off.  But the young lady with Duke of Puke is a new member, the GM didn't know who she was, so DoP pointed her out - and in came Sucker - bit of a hash triangle going on here - she is the meat in the sandwich!! Welcome to PH3 Duchess of Puke.  Swollen Colon, Duke and Duchess of Puke went to the Kenya Hash and started their own hash MBH4 - where some renaming went on Duke of Puke was renamed MLC (Mid Life Crisis), Duchess was renamed The Culprit (obviously causing DoP MLC!) and Swollen Colon was named Swallowing Condoms (apparently some local girl thought that was actually his real hash name - must have been lost in translation?).  There was some consideration given as to renaming him to that - vote carried over to next week! Departers:  Puppy Shit and Jiggly Juggs.  Run Master (JC) was happy that the hares didn't lie this week, they said it was a flat run and it certainly was.  Gorgeous called hash shit - he reckons because these 3 hares have never herd hash shit before!!  Good Run was agreed by all.