| Well thanks to the
Hares setting what I personally thought was a good
run, and setting it so I got to see plenty of
interesting things, i.e. Big Buddha and
elephants. I, amongst others, walked right past
the blue paper and took a 20 minute detour! Therefore
I missed the first 10 minutes of the circle - so I
have no idea if the stand in GM (Manneken Pis) thought
it was a good run or not, I'm sure he thought it was
though!? Virgins: There were plenty of virgins this week, from Germany, China and Baan Rim Klong, but most of them French, so that French pack is getting bigger by the week (I hope they are not going to get noisier as I have problems hearing what is going on now!!). Visiting Hashers: From Singapore, China (same guy that was a virgin!) and Flubba - who was duly iced for that (anything for a free down down). Run Offenses: Gorgeous wanted to do a run offense from last week, and was asking "where is she" the reply was "just call her name and she will probably answer you!" anyway 'she' didn't seem to be here, so maybe we will hear about it next week? Murkury parked his car next to the GM, and it seems that the GM forgot his shorts this week, so Murkury lent him his pair (hope Murkury wasn't bottomless!?), then after the run, GM was taking a shower, but he still had his running shoes on, but that's OK as he had his dry spare shoes to wear - Oh no, they were right next to him, so GM role done with soaking wet shoes today! Billy Boy found it highly amusing that Ratatouille took great pleasure making sure that Assterix got soaking wet with muddy water when he ran through the biggest puddle out on the run. BB asked Ratatouille why he did that, and he replied "Assterix is a smelly bastard" there was plenty of agreement from the circle. Barbara Woodhouse was joined by Assterix and BW's brother Julie Andrews, apparently Assterix accused BW and JA of shortcutting, which is a bit of a cheek considering Assterix NEVER calls on on when on paper, NEVER checks and ALWAYS just follows those that do do! Coochy Coo was running with an 'old guy' with a dog, and although he couldn't see the dog! 'Old man' kept calling out 'Come on boy" and "good dog", is this because a) the dog loves hashing but doesn't love 'old man' or b) was the 'old man' at the stage in life where he was just imagining that he had a friend? <Note: Old Man was Barbara Woodhouse!> As always SA Dick Gobbler was front running, yeah right! And Prince Charles Fucking Tosser was up there with him, apparently they were both doing so well today as there was plenty of female arse to follow, namely Rushing Around and Mind The Gap. RA wanted to take up the front running spot, shot past SADG like a gazelle and as she was passing PCFT he elbowed her out of the way, she took an absolute pisser down the hill, but in a true ladylike fashion, got up and carried on running soon overtaking the bad mannered PCFT!! Another tosser into the circle, Julie Andrews, and SADG learnt his lesson from last week, and refused to follow JA as he knew he would take him on a magical mystery tour! Little did SADG know that JA was on paper all the way round! Coochy Coo took an elbow in the face from Barbara Woodhouse, whilst running up one of the gently undulating hills - that's no way to welcome our visitors! GM called all former GM's into the circle; when he got handed the mantle for GM this week he knew it was going to be shit! Apparently the fist Steward spot today was to be filled by Houston Basher - and guess what, he was a no show! So over to the former GM's: Gorgeous - earlier this week was doing a recce with Barbara Woodhouse, Dicksappointing and Virgin My Arse. They needed to be pretty low key as there is an elephant track which the owner might not let them use! So keeping it low key they got out of the car and Blade (BW dog) launched out of the car herding up the elephants, so BW keeping it low key went running off, waving his stick around in the air like an extra out of Braveheart! Minnie Mouse - As it is high season, King Klong and Woodpecker are very busy at The Expat, with Woodpecker being far too busy to make food for KK, so when he told her he was hungry she duly dished up two bananas for him. Little did he know they were taken from the offerings, but at least they were lucky bananas. Lord Louise the Lip - Was happy that he had a chat with the hares prior to the walk, he was forewarned that there some pretty steep inclines so decided to do his own route! Blue Harlot - was interested to hear that the President of South Africa has had an Aids test, and it has come back negative. Good to see that a nigger hasn't got Aids! LLtL told BH that he was worried that the situation in Afghanistan was getting worse, he had read an article that 8 suicide bombers had killed 2 people - figure that out if you can!? In the Phuket News it was reported that a Patong Bar Owner was attacked with an axe, BH believes that that is a good thing surely!? BC - Bringing it down a couple of notches, Testicle Tom acts like he is full on gay, but is actually Bi. He will only put his cock in a fanny if it has got shit in it! TT also likes 'pegging' where she straps one on and gives TT a good rogering. A lovely song was sang to the tune of Achy Breaky Heart especially for BC's Achy Breaky Pickle Kissing Buddy! SA Dick Gobbler - bringing it up a couple of notches, wanted all the Virgins back in, especially the little Thai girl from Baan Rim Klong. SADG wanted to know if they were virgins, one had been raped by a priest, the German enjoyed his first sexual experience, one still a virgin, that is whey he was here in Thailand, the hairy virgin had sex with an experienced lady (old prostitute?), the French virgin is a virgin, so all he needs to do is shower and he will be fine. SADG didn't ask the Thai lady, he will find out later! King Klong - Came to this walk with an open mind seeing who the Hares were, and wasn't sure if he was going to run or walk it. He couldn't believe it was 35 minutes before he saw blue paper at the top of the highest hill - you needed to be a runner to get to start the walk! Good Steward spot former GMs, was Houston Basher missed - NO! (Please note, HB was last seen at about 1930 hrs sat outside the Irish Bar at the far end of Patong Beach Road, waving quite merrily at the hash bus as it went past! It did look like he had a hash t-shirt on, so maybe he did try and get there????) Mind The Gap and the French virgin both had new shoes, MtG gave the French Virgin her best, sweetest smile and he drank from her shoes as well as his own (anything for a free beer!). New Members: Russell, Sunassia, Claude amongst others, however Russell was the only one there, so was iced for that!? Manneken Pis introduced Russell to HHH as he works as an entertainer at MP place. Last week at about 2300 hrs a lovely pissed Russian came into the bar, MP tried to talk with her but she just wasn't interested. When Russell came out on stage she went over to him and was whispering in his ear, she took a look over her shoulder at MP as she left the bar. MP asked Russell what she said, and she had offered Russell money to have sex with him - yes you read right!! MP was astonished that Russell thought this was disgusting and no way was that going to happen! Faggot!! Russell is actually only his stage name, his real name is Juan. So with the help of BC who knows some Filipino, it was with great pleasure that they name Russell - Juan Palorista (cross dressing faggot who works in a salon!). Big Fella awarded 200 run t-shirt. Steward Spot - Flubba: Ratatouille was his whipping bitch, although Ratatouille did look like he enjoyed sitting on the ice for long periods of time!? Flubba didn't even know who Manneken Pis was when he told him he was glad he was there to do his Steward spot. He thought word had got round to the French / Belgium pack that Flubba was a Steward!? The Hares were thanked as the runners thought this run was ideal for them, so much flat ground where they could run! Flubba beat Top Off back so that is all that matters to him. Dandy La Root took full advantage of Flubba slowing day coming back into the Laager, and went past him like a young gazelle. Again Flubba happy that he still beat Top Off back (theme going on here!). Flubba was impressed to hear the French guy (who was actually Scottish!) say at Registrations "I'm here for the race" - a man after Flubba's own heart (a wanker according to No Hope!). Plenty of abuse from Billy Boy for Assterix and Prince Charles FT (stand in was Flubba!) on the run BB could be heard shouting Fucking Checking, PCFT replied "it's off to the left" BB was heard shouting "Well fuck off to the left then!" (It was actually to the right!). As always Assterix was waiting for everybody else to check, so BB gave him a piece of his mind "Get fucking checking!" Gorgeous was that intelligent today! After the run / race Flubba was writing down his notes for the Steward spot, Hash Flash took a photo and Flubba called out a caption "Steward In Action" Gorgeous replied that's not a Steward it's Hash Flash!!! Toad and Bluey were called in, for what I have no bloody idea! Ratatouille iced again, I think only because he was the whipping bitch? SA Dick Gobbler thinks that Rushing Around has the best arse on the hash (probably because he has his nose up it most of the time following her!) but Testicle Tom reckons it is Ratatouille arse that is pretty good looking! Flubba was moaning how he had to hand his New Years Eve t-shirt back in, the reason he wasn't wearing it was because it takes him 30 minutes to cool down, especially after Top Off beat him back that week. It was V.C. birthday this week, but didn't want anybody to know as didn't want birthday wishes from the circle - SADG burst into song "Fuck Off You Cunt!" wrong song you idiot! Gorgeous moaning that the plant he was stood next too (no way to speak about SADG like that!) has grown 2 inches since the start of Flubba's Steward spot it has taken that long and plenty of other abuse from the circle. Well all I can say is that if people don't volunteer for a Steward spot, you will see more of Flubba. A good, but difficult Steward spot to scribe for. King Klong and Woodpecker awarded a New Years Eve t-shirt, seeing as they were sponsors only right they get to wear one. Departers: Flubba, Dr Fucking Fucking Jekyll and Ratatouille. All the Iron Pussy decided to make chocolate chip cookies, while Minnie Mouse was busy making the batter, the rest of the IP were peeling the shells off the smarties! Two lads from Queensland in for wearing earrings! Annie wanted to go home early on the bus as the GM was not handsome enough!! Run Master (Murkury) happy to finish the circle in the daylight! SA Dick Gobbler and WC Fields could be heard shouting Hash Shit - WC Fields was asked what time he got back from the run, most of the circle replied he still wasn't back yet! Apart from these two, the rest of the circle called Good Run. On On
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