| Stand in GM (Manneken Pis) this
week and he has been requested to do the circle in French - plenty of
"Fuck Offs", "Bollocks" and "David Cameron wouldn't
like it, he would veto it!!" came from the circle, so in English it was
done.
GM enjoyed the walk, knew the meaning of cold feet and after that walk
certainly knows the meaning of wet feet. Froggy
and U Been Stabbed iced, apparently Gorgeous was
teaching them to
sing, but having listened to those two cunts singing on Monday night,
GM now
knows why the French will never be number 1 in the music charts! Returners: Masses of them including; Uncouth Cunt, Parasol Pussy, Bum Scraper, Jean Claude Van Douche. Virgins: Sergey, Valenia, Lenena; there were calls from the circle that "they didn't look like virgins!" BC was getting rather excited when this lot were in the circle! Visitors: Sunsta, Christian, Don. Visiting Hashers: Big Mans Willy and Betty Boop, they took a drink on their knees! Big Bollox announced that next week he would be collecting donations for the orphanage that the Hash supports, so dig deep folks. He also thanked everybody for all their help volunteering over the last two weeks. Laguna had been in touch to thank everybody for their hard work and the winner of the Iron Man said this course was as good as anywhere he had done in the world. Big Bollox was totally gob smacked at Barf Wader and Froggy, BB had spent no end of hours sorting out routes, maps, t-shirt sizes, bags, flags, everything a volunteer would need to be in the right place at the right time wearing the right gear - but oh no not BW and Froggy, they got to their marshaling point by following one of the cyclists! Jiggly Juggs took a young girl under here wing last Sunday and she didn't want to go to the finish line to her husband, she wanted to stay with JJ and keep drinking! Not as many people turned up for the after party at Born Loser's place but Murkury was happy as he got to eat ALL the left over sausages and burgers. 1st Steward - Lord Louis The Lip: Saint Blow Job, King Klong and Minnie Mouse all in - so Minnie the Mouse gave her dog a real wicked hair cut this week - and KK commented that it makes the dogs dick look bigger. On hearing this Saint BJ said "I'll get my hair cut as my dick needs to look a lot bigger!" Houston Basher has a friend that couldn't find the Laager site and he phoned HB to see where to go, HB passed his phone to LLtL to give directions and LLtL couldn't believe that HB had a photo of his last conquest on there, not a portrait photo, but a close up of her pussy! Poor GP Arse (who was the friend) wasn't sure if that means HB thinks he is a bit of a pussy!! Apparently Uncouth Cunt had loads of room to park his car today, but what does he do, he goes and parks on all the palm trees! UC replied "you dumb fuck, I came with you in your car - you were driving!" there was much hilarity in the circle - a typical Louisism! LLtL shuffled his paper about, and realised he had got the wrong person in, actually it was Hawaiian Ho who couldn't park his car! UC actually bought himself a lovely fresh sandwich before the walk, and was really looking forward to it, took a huge bit out of it, and took a bit of his finger also - greedy sod! Double Down Down took a pisser into the water today, nice wet muddy arse for the rest of the day, and a double down down for her. At registrations Barbara Woodhouse commented on what a handsome man LLtL is, Gorgeous reckons he should get a discounted rate for that. Billy Boy was asked if he was the Australian Man that recently paid out Bt40 million. "For what" asks BB - well you wanted to wed your Thai boyfriend in Chiang Mai and that was the price that the family wanted for the non-binding dowry of cash, land, diamond and gold jewelry! His reply was "If I had that sort of money I wouldn't be going back to fucking work on Tuesday!" so we will take that as a NO then? Hares in, as LLtL thought it was a good walk No Hope wants to do 50 Hares before he is 50, Singha would wander off and they would call him back but he couldn't hear them, and Ape Man does OK! However Nothing was out on the walk today, and found a bag of pink paper, so who's was it? Apparently they all just 'fucked up" but Ape Man could be found wandering around, probably looking for his bag of paper. Good Steward Spot The GM is pleased that after so long Belgium now has a Government, even if their new leader is a pedophile! Big Bollox wanted Chicken 'fucking' George in (must have done something very bad!), not only is it bad enough that there are dogs everywhere on the walk, but CG has taught his dog to stick his nose up BB arse and push him down the hill into the water. So the instruction of 'go across the bamboo bridge one at a time' didn't actually sink in with some of the runners. There was Minnie Mouse half way across the bridge virtually garroting her dog who was half in and half out the water, so plenty of the guys could be seen running past (ignoring the instruction) and it was only Mind The Gap that came to help pull the dog out of the water. Although it could be heard in the circle "but dog's can swim can't they?" Murkury did follow the instruction and was waiting to cross the bridge, and Sam one of the other dogs came running down, could see MM garroting her dog, whimpered, did a U-turn and launched himself into the water 10 yards up, well away from MM and her torture techniques. Billy Boy was impressed with Parasol Pussy's dog, half way running across the bridge, he takes a huge nose dive into the bridge and then off the side - and guess what - yes dog's can swim - made it out the other side without a scratch on him. GM and Froggy have been doing a recce for the next bike hash, and Froggy has been reading articles on how to reduce the risk on diabetes in later years, and how exercise can help - well apparently not being a fat cunt cuts the risks of diabetes. New Members: Itchy Cunt, Sword Swallower and Pucker Boy - took a drink with long blue arms! 2nd Steward - BC: As Testicle Tom not here, Houston Basher is queer, so he can stand in for him. HB wife says to him "I think our son is gay" "what makes you think that" replies HB, "Well have you seen the skid marks on his undies?", "yes" replies HB "but it is quite normal to have skiddies" "True - but not in the front!" Sir Bollox was with the front runners today, but they never check anything! If he wants to check his dick he has to put a mirror on the floor. Uncouth Cunt is another queer - and as he has fast growing hair, him and his 'mate' squared off with razors in hand - the first one to shave, wank and come in the other ones face gets to throw the shavings and give the other one a 'gorilla mask'. Blue Harlot has a new girlfriend - and she likes to gargle and have fun but you will have to ask him about her! Once Nightly in the circle, for what I have no idea, but BC did say, "well I got her in the circle for ya didn't I." Saint Blow Job in as a stand in nigger; there is a new christmas toy that everybody wants this year, a talking Muslim Doll, the only problem is nobody has the bollocks to pull the string! As no other American Rednecks around, BC stood in; he was having sex but called out the wrong name, he called out his Sisters name, his Mom was absolutely furious! Good Steward Spot. Hash Music: As the only American here was BC Sir Bollox asked for all the Canadians in instead - there was talk about the film Mary Popins being released 47 years ago and this was the first recorded incident of same sex marriage, as there were two guys in it called Robin who nested together! Hillary Clinton has been going around the world telling all to respect gay rights. Well she needs to learn the Queens English language - Gay = Happy and Beer is for Queers! Good music spot with a song called 'Mouthfull of Tiger" with the chorus happily sung by the circle of: Just a mouthfull of Tiger helps the Jism go down The Jism go down, The Jism go down A mouthfull of Tiger helps the Jism go down In the most delighful way For the full version, check out the video on the HHH website. Turncoat had an accident on last weeks hash, it has cost him a bucket load of money, but he is still here this week, although had to drink his beer using his left hand! Very well done to Porn Shop who completed the entire Iron Man last Sunday in a time of 5 hours 57 minutes. Great Dick also 'did' the Iron Man, but only the bike element - so he was iced for being a pussy! Departer: Billy Boy and Minnie Mouse was visible upset to see him go. As no Run Master this week, we have the boring version that is Murkury; on the run, Murkury hasn't been running that well lately, but his week he ran brilliantly - he thought it was an excellent run - GOOD RUN. There were calls from the circle that Manneken Pis was a great GM, and agreed that he should be next years GM! On On
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