Friends
of
Jason Richards in as a mark of respect. Itchy Cunt iced for walking in
the opposite
direction to the circle when GM called Circle Up!
Hare in, GM enjoyed
the walk,
especially the flat bits - both yards! At leas the
Laager was flat this
week. Returners: Whispering Grass and
Sheepshagger, both been in England and
Sheepshaager was only there to
watch the
Ruby World Cup on TV!! Virgins: Evelyne, Claude,
Brigitte and Allan - only one virgin in.
GM asked if
two of the others were French or stupid or both? Visitors: Christian and Sunita. Visiting
Hashers: Saddle Bags and Itchy
Cunt. IC in the circle calling out "would you like
to scratch it"
Sheepshagger duly assisted in helping IC with her
itch!. No
Hope
iced as most run offenses will include him! Blue
Harlot
was running on and on and up and up and up ....
and come back knackered
(as did
everybody else!) and with bloodied arms and legs,
NH only got water as
likes to
injure his fellow hashers. Bit a dispute (which
actually set the scene
for the
rest of the circle) going on with Julie Andrews,
Billy Boy and VC (the
French
cunt!) if he had been there. Something about
paper, split trails,
checking and
JA thinking BB was shortcutting and vice versa!
Gorgeous also thought
JA was
shortcutting(!), JA just running the wrong way
apparently!? Mini Mouse
was
comparing legs with Billy Boy and how different
they look (apparently
he shaves
and MM doesn't!). BB not fit this week, or MM
super fit (and also Hash
Horn!) -
he was always behind her, very close, but always
behind! MM
congratulated the
French pack, they are starting to speak English on
the Hash - she was
impressed
with their repeated pronunciation of Fuck around
the run. Clitmas Pussy
thought
SA Dick Gobbler was an inconsiderate runner on the
walkers route, let a
huge
branch smack straight in her face! SADG couldn't
see the problem in
that! Most
people said that SADG is just an 1st
Steward
- No
Hope: SADG wasn't the only dumb
cunt today, Apple
took the navigator spot on the bus and also took
us to the viewpoint!
(That may
have been down to the copious amounts of beer
consumed before hand!?)
Big
Bollox happy that everybody sore and stiff after
todays Hash, that
means they
will have early nights and be on time for
tri-athalon volunteering! Tuk
Tuk and
She Knows Everything are your average couple here
in Phuket, TT wants
to go to
the beach, but before that happens SKE needs a new
beeeekeeeee nee,
some grass
(those things you wear to keep the sun out of your
eyes!), thong/frip a
frop, oceen
(keep up ting tong falang - oceen not make skin
brack!). This whole
shopping
experience has taken 5 hours, so TT can now go to
the beach - oh no SKE
needs
to go sleeeeeeep now! For those that weren't
around, Lord Louis the Lip
brought
a right little stunner with him to the Tsunami
auction and he bought
enough to
equip her whole village. Since then he has become
double bi-sexual - he
wants
to 'buy' sex and they go 'byeee'! NH saw Creature
FTBL dropping of
their
washing, including loads of Ejackulator's pants
(NH couldn't explain
how he
knew they were EJ pants!). EJ explained that the
washing machine is
broken - NH
surprised to hear that Creature FTBL is broken?!
NH recommended a cream
for
skin complaints to King Klong, Quadriderm,
worryingly though Quadri =
four and
Derm = skin, so they have both been rubbing
foreskin on their skin (not
on each
other I hope?). Throughout
the whole
circle, SADG was attempting his 'Hash Police' role
- which isn't easy -
especially when SADG can't shut the fuck up most
times! WTFI Alice and
Froggy
iced for mouthing off, Froggy not happy to be
drinking the police piss
either
(some homemade concoction that wasn't very nice!),
there was close to
anarchy
in the circle after this icing! (told you it was
an argumentative
circle today!). Barf
Wader was delighted
to hear the Filipino
Navy have a new patrol ship, it has one gun and 10
karaoke lounges. It
was discussed at length about the standard
of driving here in Phuket - well we all know it is
shit, but some of
the
nationalities enjoy it more than others - most of
all JC who says fuck
this
lot, forces his car in front of everybody in the
queue whilst opening
his beer
with is seatbelt! Wiggly
Wurm looks a
lot like Yoko Ono who is appearing on the latest
reality show 'I'm a
Celebrity
Get Me Out Of Here' - she is perfect for the show
as she has been
living off a
dead Beatle for the last 35 years! Julie Andrews
iced for being a big
headed
cunt, who has just opened a new shop in Jungceylon
(some think it is a
gay
shop?!) called Mario Land! Good
steward
spot.
Imagine
the
scene, as everybody was heading back to the Laager
after our nice gentle inclines, there was the
welcoming committee. Sat
at the prime position table in the Regge
Bar were: Itchy Cunt, Always Wet, Houston Basher,
Scud and Wiggly Wurm
taking
it nice and easy having a lovely cold beer or two!
Scud commented that
it was
like watching the runners from the London Marathon
coming back in! Tuk
Tuk and
She Knows Everything iced for mouthing off
(amongst lots of others
today!). 2nd
Steward
- Billy
Boy: Now the tone is going to
be lowered! Hare iced
again, 5 minute hill my arse, it took BB 15
minutes - NH still reckons
5
minutes tops - NH offered BB out for a race - NH
told to shut the fuck
up and
sit on the ice! Julie Andrews good front runner,
although was shouting
checking
when in fact he was on paper! Kaiser Bill and JA
both did the '5 minute
hill'
but on the way down, they came in from the right
and were off paper -
so did
they do the '5 minute hill' or did they short cut
it???!! Always Wet
and Double
Down Down buying pies before hand, and AW reckoned
she was going to buy
the lot
- Billy Boy said "carry on, I'll make you eat the
lot in the
circle". DDD was
buying for two and
assured BB that they weren't all for her - yeah
right! Big Bollox felt
really
sorry for Mini Mouse who had nobody to partner her
for her triathlon
marshaling
- BB would have loved to do it, but 'er indoors
won't allow it! Big
Bollox
reckons he wasn't tired or unfit going up the hill
- he just wanted
Mini Mouse
to run past so he could run in close to MM arse!
Barbara Woodhouse,
Brunswick
and Top Off all recently been bitten by animals,
TO bitten by a dog and
had
rabies shot, Barbara Woodhouse also bitten by a
dog, but the dog had
the rabies
shot and Brunswick bitten by a cat, which
subsequently ended up in his
neighbors pond after it was launched over the
fence! Born Looser turned
up at
the bar the other night, no idea why as he said
that he had just left
12 18
year old girls in his swimming pool - dozy bugger!
King Klong turned up
at last
weeks and this weeks hash with a San Miguel beer -
not the light shit
the real
premium lager. He reckons it is really good, so
good in fact that he
hasn't
been able to run for these two weeks as too drunk!
BB was surprised to
see
Murkury in his red, white and blue hash t-shirt,
BB didn't even realise
that he
owned one, as he had never seen him hashing in it
- "Oh no" says
Murkury, "this is my driving shirt" the guy must
have a shirt for
every occasion drinking, eating and wanking! JC
was helping out moving
a
trimaran this week, he was really enjoying
himself, no swearing or
ranting or
raving - there was one thing that really confused
him - there was a nut
inside
a box tube, and for the life of him he couldn't
get any equipment in
there to
help him undo the said nut. Spent
20
minutes trying to sort it out - then along comes
Murkury sticks his
hand in and
undoes it - it wasn't even tightened up!! Bluey
has been taking his son
to
school this week, and finds it hysterical that
Blue Harlot has to stand
at the
front gates meeting and greeting parents and
students, can't tell any
dirty
jokes about their daughters just has to stand
there and be polite and
boy does
he look pissed off :) There is a new female
teacher from America who he
has
managed to piss off in her first week of being
there. She is used to
teaching
younger children and asked BH at what age do the
Asian girls start to
mature,
BH replying "technically or in my opinion!" Good
steward spot Come
on
girls, no hash attire - why? Saddle Bag spent all
her
money on beer rather than a t-shirt, Apple
couldn't find a clean one of
Singha's to wear, Cheap Potato said there were no
Hash t-shirts to be
bought
anywhere on the island let alone at the hash and
Barf Wader reckons
they are
not sexy enough. Gorgeous
reckons there
are no hills next week - strong smell of bullshit
wafting around!! Departers: Not Cleaver and
Bluey. SA Dick Gobbler reckons
No Hope, french pack and Julie Andrews are the
only ones that lay runs
and
everybody needs to get the hash into their
arses!!! Wake up the
hash needs Hares! Please
note
SADG got himself confused these
guys have laid runs in the last three weeks -
there are other Hares
that work
hard - just not enough Hares though! Run Master
couldn't believe how
much
concrete there was on the 5 minute hill, it was as
hot as shit but GOOD
RUN.
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