Duke
of Puke iced for completely ignoring the GM when he called circle up. Hares in,
GM, Big Bollox and BC (who represented most of the walkers)
thought that
was a confusing run! GM didn’t see ‘nipple’ pink paper until after 54
minutes!! As the runners were told to
follow the pink paper, the question was asked, why no paper for the
walkers
(just word of mouth instructions given!) -
because they didn’t want to lay any apparently! Couldn’t comment
on good
run, as most of the runners weren’t back yet!!!!Houdini in, and timed
to
perfection, as only had a towel on, Testicle Tom tried to sneak a peak
as he
went past! He announced that the Grumpy Old Men and HHH are collecting
food and
supplies for flood victims in BKK, they will be traveling up in 4 weeks
or so,
and collection points are at Lady Pie, Hash, Safeway Auctions. Big Bollex recruiting marshals
for the Triathlon and Iron Man at Laguna on
27 Nov and 4 Dec, names and t-shirt sizes being taken, and phone
numbers in the
next couple of weeks. If you marshal
both events, you will receive a substantial discount for the Hash Ball.
Run
Offences: No Hope got Oh Yea and her friend in (with a
little encouragement from Testicle Tom!). First time we have seen Oh
Yea for
several weeks, and normally when you add beer it makes interesting
scribing -
however she had only just got off the bus and proceeded to vomit
several times
in the nearest hedgerow, with her friend being very concerned and
rubbing her
back and encouraging it all to come out - better out than in love! Only
ONE run
offence!!!
Returners: There were thousands of them, OK a slight
exaggeration but have a look at the photos if you don’t believe me!
They
included Cheap Potato and Duke of Puke - with pretty poor reasons for
being
away: CP was in Thailand (no shit!) and DoP was in Patong - so he was
iced for
being lazy & not coming to the Hash!
1st
Steward - Lord Louis the Lip: SA Dick Gobbler in, as the stand in GM last
week he did a great job, and LLtL remembered everything that he said
... Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck ........ !!!BC was talking about the current food
shortage in
Phuket, due to the flooding, “no worries” says BC “we can eat the big
fuckers
like Big Bollox!” With the worst floods
in history hitting Thailand, recently 100 crocodiles escaped from an illegitimate
illegal farm, but there is nothing to worry about, as they were born in
captivity and won’t hurt you!! It’s OK, all you have to do if you see
one in
the water is splash the water around you!!!! They have captured 2, shot
40 but
are still looking for the rest. Testicle
Tom and Born Looser (stand in for Sucker), TT has been seen, nearly on
a daily
basis at Sucker’s new restaurant, not because of the good good and
company that
can be found there, but because there is a new waitress / waiter in
town? The
Lady Boy wears some lovely outfits, with matching high heels, but when
bending
over is sporting a delightful pair of Kelvin Klein underpants! Oh Yea
and her
friend in, because they are nice to look at and did the walk in pretty
dresses
and flip flops. So the police are asking
the local Thai community to volunteer to help out and assist the police
during
the high season, and the ideal candidates, according to the police are
the Jet
Ski boys - WTF! Kamala Toe & her
dog in the basket in, and KT nearly iced because LLtL demanded to see
the dog,
KT did warn him that the dog will protect her, and go ape shit at LLtL
- No, I
want to see the dog, OK then, I have never seen LLtL move so quick when
it was
released from it’s handbag! It also went
ape shit when it saw the buffalos on the walk, for something so small
it can
certainly pack a might punch!! Hares in
again, LLtL also had the same problem as most walkers today, he saw
paper about
10 minutes from the end of the walk!
Good Steward spot.
WC
Fields in, should have done a Steward spot 3 weeks ago, but didn’t turn
up - so
duly iced! Comments could be heard that
a bigger winch is needed! Mini Mouse in, she should have done a Steward
spot
today, but mid week Clitmas Pussy gets a call to say that MM won’t make
the
hash on Saturday, and who is the very first person that GM sees as he
arrives
at the hash? Yep you guessed it MM!! Murkury in as WC Fields was due to
do a
Steward spot at the Tin Man last month, and he didn’t turn up -
reoccurring
theme going on here! Everybody that has
visited Blast Off in hospital in, including Murkury, SA Dick Gobbler,
JC, Blue
Harlot, Testicle Tom and many others. He
continues to recover, but had a scare in the week, following a scan it
was
reported that there had been some brain damage, but when the hospital
realised
he was an Oz they advised that this was quite normal, and nothing to
worry
about! TT was lucky enough to see BO
with his pants down. Due to there being
a permanent scribe now, TT is jobless (was the scribe chaser!), not
anymore, TT
is now Transgender Liaison. Me thinks TT
will be busier than he thinks - SADG wants to know why there aren’t
more
Ladyboys, TT did say he visits Soi Paradise on a regular basis trying
to
recruit! Jiggly Juggs next in, as according to her FB status recently
she
actually thinks she is a man, due to words like: A good woman keeps her
house
clean, her man happy, her appearance stunning not appearing in her
vocabulary! So there is Blue Harlot
running alongside Parasol Pussy (not behind BH!?) and taking the lead
was King
Klong (carrying a beer!), so we have a re-run of Jiggly Juggs girly
impression
from a few weeks ago - PP lets out the largest scream followed by “what
the
fuck is that?” a HUGE 8 legged thing chasing KK, who comes to a
grinding halt
for all of them to realise it is a piece of fern stuck to a vine stuck
to KK
leg!!! GIRLS! SA Dick Gobbler, as always(?) is the front runner, but
this week
Top Off and Parasol Pussy tried to hijack his running technique, by
stealing
both bottles of water off him - no problem he still came in before both
of them
- you’ll have to do more than that! SADG hates the fact that dogs are
on the
run, they kill ducks, get under your feet and just cause general
mayhem. He
would like to know how or why Mini Mouse has trained her dog to run
between
SADG balls and arse - some fancy sexual moves going on by that dog!!
Singha in,
with a rather confused look on his face, he finds it fascinating how
people
prepare in such varying ways for the run: Duke of Puke can be seen
walking
around the circle warming up his drinking arm only, Jiggly Juggs does a
bit of
extreme biking (95km!!!), Big Bollox can quite often be seen doing
handstands
and press-ups (photo’s please Hash Flash!) and of course the lovely Oh
Yea has
her own unique way, she staggers off the bus spews up in the hedgerow
and helped
back on the bus by her companion. There
were comments between Blue Harlot & Testicle Tom that it was all
down to
the blow job from last night, not sure how they know!?!?!.
Apparently Jiggly Juggs likes to be a party
pooper, doesn’t like seeing everybody strutting their funky stuff on
the dance
floor after the Kamala Koma last week - Twice she turned the music off!
JC
wants Mini Mouse and all other dog owners, to train their dogs to piss
and shit
over SA Dick Gobbler and NOT JC’s car! JC only came to the hash today,
because
SADG told him it was 30 baht beers (that was last week you muppet!)
2nd
Steward - Big Bollox: Duke of Puke iced, apparently he was
arranging events for his 50th Birthday party, dum cunt, he is 1 year
early!!
Falang Bum iced, Ketchup built her a lovely house, but she is still not
happy
and wants to see snow! He takes her to the UK for Christmas, which
costs him a
fortune, she sees snow and throws snow balls, but doesn’t like it and
doesn’t
want to see it again - that my dear is why we are all here and not in
snow
land!! JC and Paper were having a ‘romantic moment’ last night and
Paper asked
JC “do you prefer Christmas or Sex” JC replied “Christmas of course”, “oh why” Paper asked disappointingly JC’s
reply “because I get more Christmas’s than sex!” Born
Looser never does a steward spot he
always “punches up the fuck line!!” Turncoats daughter came home from
school,
“Dad, teacher said today that if my boyfriend makes love to me before I
am 16
years old, he won’t die?” “trust me, he will!” came the reply! GM alone
today,
there was a slight accident in the kitchen this week, Clitmas Pussy was
singing
“You don’t buy me flowers anymore” and GM replied “You got to start
sucking
more!” BB was near the front of the pack and asked Naked Gun he things
were
going with married life “OK, a bit of adjusting as I’m not really into
shaving
pussy’s” “why’s that” BB says “I like to get there before they start!” Blue Harlot could be heard
stating “that is a matter of fact”!! BC
bought his wife some new ‘Meat Loaf Underwear’
on the front it says “I will do anything for love’ and on the
back it
says ‘But I won’t do that!’ BC was given
plenty of advise including get her to wear them back to front - that
works! Good steward spot.
Virgin:
Glenn, who was a nice young man for Mini Mouse to have a chat too “have
you
fucked before” very quick reply from Glenn “I’m big, hard and horny” MM
straight back at him “get on your knees and drink without using your
hands,
like the first time sucking pussy!”
New
Members:
Nathan and Philip.
Swamp
thing had new shoes, which were now covered in buffalo shit - not sure
he will
be here next week after drinking out of them!
Jiggly
Juggs - 100 runs, Paper - 600 runs, Singha - 600 runs
French
in, SADG thought he was still the GM, so was told to shut the fuck up!!
By the
time they were in, it was almost dark, actually almost black, well ALL
BLACK. Quite apt really seeing as they
LOST in the Rugby World Cup final to the might ALL BLACKS!
There was a pack shout of ON IN for Ejackulator
who was still out on the walk - it did sound a bit like cheering
though! JC and
SA Dick Gobbler iced for gobbing off - no re-run of the wrestling from
last
week, but the girls only put their feet on - that’s not Iced!!! Sign of
a good
run Ejackulator was lost!! Hash shit for
Swollen Colon, but Good Run for Figjam and Duke of Puke.